Seinfeldism
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For the love of Seinfeld. Meant to add a smile to your day. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
Arrested? Come on... I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me home? / S09E17 The Bookstore
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Arrested? Come on... I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me home? / S09E17 The Bookstore
I don't wanna be a cowboy! / S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don't wanna be a cowboy! / S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store
Seinfeldism: "Just put some aloe on it" ~ According to Jerry, the entire profession of dermatology can be summarized by the phrase, 'Just put some aloe on it.' (S09E07 The Slicer) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seinfeldism: "Just put some aloe on it" ~ According to Jerry, the entire profession of dermatology can be summarized by the phrase, 'Just put some aloe on it.' (S09E07 The Slicer) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort. / S05E01 The Mango
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort. / S05E01 The Mango
Hey, I'm being heckled on stage. People are yelling out Gillooly. / S06E24 The Understudy
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Hey, I'm being heckled on stage. People are yelling out Gillooly. / S06E24 The Understudy
I'm always in traffic with the lane expert. You know this type of person? Constantly reevaluating their lane choice. Never quite sure, "Is this the best lane for me? For my life?" / S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm always in traffic with the lane expert. You know this type of person? Constantly reevaluating their lane choice. Never quite sure, "Is this the best lane for me? For my life?" / S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend
I painted my face. / S06E23 The Face Painter
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I painted my face. / S06E23 The Face Painter
Shut up you old bag! / S07E11 The Rye
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Shut up you old bag! / S07E11 The Rye
You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
I'd like to have shoe horn hands. / S05E08 The Barber
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'd like to have shoe horn hands. / S05E08 The Barber
You can't put a limit on my caffe latte. It says so right here. / S07E03 The Maestro
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You can't put a limit on my caffe latte. It says so right here. / S07E03 The Maestro
You gotta make the whole muffin. Then you pop the top, toss the stump! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You gotta make the whole muffin. Then you pop the top, toss the stump! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
Seinfeldism: "It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital" ~ Kramer's take on the hospital cafeteria, where they served hot food, sandwiches, and a salad bar. (S02E08 The Heart Attack) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seinfeldism: "It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital" ~ Kramer's take on the hospital cafeteria, where they served hot food, sandwiches, and a salad bar. (S02E08 The Heart Attack) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Kramer: All right, everybody! I'm back! / S09E10 The Strike
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Kramer: All right, everybody! I'm back! / S09E10 The Strike
The belly button is like a mouth: "I'm bored. Talk to me!" / S09E02 The Voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The belly button is like a mouth: "I'm bored. Talk to me!" / S09E02 The Voice
Take me to your leader. / S08E09 The Abstinence
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Take me to your leader. / S08E09 The Abstinence
Fake, fake, fake, fake! / S05E01 The Mango
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fake, fake, fake, fake! / S05E01 The Mango
I don't know. Last time I got the tap. / S05E01 The Mango
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I don't know. Last time I got the tap. / S05E01 The Mango
Mind your pace, boy. Chop, chop! / S09E17 The Bookstore
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Mind your pace, boy. Chop, chop! / S09E17 The Bookstore
Oh the red. It's the chicken roaster sign. You know, its right across from my window. / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh the red. It's the chicken roaster sign. You know, its right across from my window. / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster
He did the move. / S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He did the move. / S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry
Kramer's here. Kramer is going to take care of everything. / S06E24 The Understudy
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Kramer's here. Kramer is going to take care of everything. / S06E24 The Understudy
Seinfeldism: "Guys with cats" ~ George remarked that guys who owned cats were, 'I don't know.' (S01E05 The Stock Tip) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Seinfeldism: "Guys with cats" ~ George remarked that guys who owned cats were, 'I don't know.' (S01E05 The Stock Tip) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
It was good. I was enjoying it. Had to interfere. Couldn't leave well enough alone. Well, I will get even with you for this. You can count on it. / S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It was good. I was enjoying it. Had to interfere. Couldn't leave well enough alone. Well, I will get even with you for this. You can count on it. / S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt
It's been flagged... Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books. / S09E17 The Bookstore
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It's been flagged... Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books. / S09E17 The Bookstore