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Please ooo and ahh at this amazing choc-flan @maddioneill.bsky.social made for thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Tfw they’re singing “Deck The Halls”

But it’s not like Christmas at all :(
a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
ALT: a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
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November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Alright Darlene Love has declared Christmas Protocol
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in s3xual intercourse on the desk in your office. / S03E12 The Red Dot
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Grinch is Taylor Momsen’s AA sponsor
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
All the AI commercials this year feel like that Super Bowl where every ad was for crypto
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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6:30am too early to be laughing this much
if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS

I beg you to stop and listen right now

it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
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November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The real reason for the season: Goku
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The pairings of musical artist to float is absolutely unhinged this year. What do you mean Lil Jon is singing Turn Down For What on the Toysrus float???
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Foreigner has been killed by the Demogorgon
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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the reason for the effing season
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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SNOOPY
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hoda Kotb announcing the arrival of the Steven J. Lockjaw balloon pulled by volunteers dressed as Bob Ferguson
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The Labubus have gone rogue and are mauling the parade watchers
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Goosio
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The app that says “you peaked in 10th grade”
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Facebook commercial that’s like “you can use us to meet up with your high school friends!” is so bleak
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Sean Evans has big Tim Robinson character energy
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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"the singing voices of the K Pop Demon Hunters" is maybe the wildest combination of words they've ever tried to hype on the Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Tom Turkey cam has been activated
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hot Ones guy is a great pick for a new parade correspondent but dude always sounds like he’s giving a book report
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM