There's Magic In The Air Budd Dwyer
@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
professional dad. sometimes artist.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
every December, Nextdoor and local Facebook groups are completely full of "what is the deal with all the police cars at [location]" posts where the answer is always "benign Police Santa Shopping Event/Emergency Vehicle Parade that is only publicized elsewhere on Nextdoor and local Facebook groups"
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
every December, Nextdoor and local Facebook groups are completely full of "what is the deal with all the police cars at [location]" posts where the answer is always "benign Police Santa Shopping Event/Emergency Vehicle Parade that is only publicized elsewhere on Nextdoor and local Facebook groups"
oh man this was a better out than doubling down on it in the third person, Jesus
wow, how did JD get the Password to my Truth Social account? everything is back to normal now, that one was written by the Vice President. thanks for your attention in this matter!
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December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
oh man this was a better out than doubling down on it in the third person, Jesus
wow, how did JD get the Password to my Truth Social account? everything is back to normal now, that one was written by the Vice President. thanks for your attention in this matter!
11.3k ❤️ 47.4 🔄
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December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
wow, how did JD get the Password to my Truth Social account? everything is back to normal now, that one was written by the Vice President. thanks for your attention in this matter!
11.3k ❤️ 47.4 🔄
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got an email from Google saying they were going to stop doing Dark Web Search Results alerts because everybody told them that they in no way helped anything and that feels weirdly refreshing
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
got an email from Google saying they were going to stop doing Dark Web Search Results alerts because everybody told them that they in no way helped anything and that feels weirdly refreshing
I left Twitter when every other post was an ad with a million views from a company founded earlier that day selling like trucker caps guaranteed to not smell bad. wasn't even the other users, really, it was that it was a site that felt like posting in the People Also Viewed section of an Amazon page
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I left Twitter when every other post was an ad with a million views from a company founded earlier that day selling like trucker caps guaranteed to not smell bad. wasn't even the other users, really, it was that it was a site that felt like posting in the People Also Viewed section of an Amazon page
my son has begun asking Santa for things by looking up and addressing Santa directly, out loud, like he's using a Siri or Alexa or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
my son has begun asking Santa for things by looking up and addressing Santa directly, out loud, like he's using a Siri or Alexa or something
have won like fifteen Connect Four games in a row against my middle kid and am thinking about this all timer tweet
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
have won like fifteen Connect Four games in a row against my middle kid and am thinking about this all timer tweet
"people are violently killed either because they like me too much or because they dislike me," thought the very normal-brained man who controls our nuclear weapons
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"people are violently killed either because they like me too much or because they dislike me," thought the very normal-brained man who controls our nuclear weapons
trying to imagine Joe Biden issuing a press release like "RIP to Charlie Daniels. the world of country music has lost a dusty ol asshole"
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
trying to imagine Joe Biden issuing a press release like "RIP to Charlie Daniels. the world of country music has lost a dusty ol asshole"
incredible lol at Ella McKay doing $500k better than a rerelease of The Shining that ran in two thousand fewer theaters, that's the James L Brooks magic
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
incredible lol at Ella McKay doing $500k better than a rerelease of The Shining that ran in two thousand fewer theaters, that's the James L Brooks magic
why do these guys always format paragraphs like low tier sports columnists, every linkedin brain does like two sentences then a line break and it's insane
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
why do these guys always format paragraphs like low tier sports columnists, every linkedin brain does like two sentences then a line break and it's insane
why is heroic in quotes, this is maybe the most objective use case of the word heroic in history
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
why is heroic in quotes, this is maybe the most objective use case of the word heroic in history
when I was in college one weekend we made our house into the Temple and threw a party where people had to search for the legendary Dick of Rasputin (a hot dog in a pickle jar). I built a foam core board Olmec and made it talk. we had Temple Guards and Pendants of Life. good time.
found an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple on YouTube and put it on for my kids, absolutely amazing how bad these contestants are at every single facet of this incredibly stupid show
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
when I was in college one weekend we made our house into the Temple and threw a party where people had to search for the legendary Dick of Rasputin (a hot dog in a pickle jar). I built a foam core board Olmec and made it talk. we had Temple Guards and Pendants of Life. good time.
found an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple on YouTube and put it on for my kids, absolutely amazing how bad these contestants are at every single facet of this incredibly stupid show
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
found an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple on YouTube and put it on for my kids, absolutely amazing how bad these contestants are at every single facet of this incredibly stupid show
parts of this guy are going to come off like in Mutant League Football
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
parts of this guy are going to come off like in Mutant League Football
I've got a 32 gig iPad that needs to do a system update. the OS and "system files" are a combined 16 gigs. the update needs 16.05 gigs of free space. years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Enough Memory,
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I've got a 32 gig iPad that needs to do a system update. the OS and "system files" are a combined 16 gigs. the update needs 16.05 gigs of free space. years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Enough Memory,
this is for sure the most middle aged dork complaint I have but it's insane to me that Lego hasn't done a minifigure scale b-wing in like two decades. make me a b-wing.
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
this is for sure the most middle aged dork complaint I have but it's insane to me that Lego hasn't done a minifigure scale b-wing in like two decades. make me a b-wing.
linkedin emailing me to "connect" with an old ex-girlfriend's dad: a bold gambit
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
linkedin emailing me to "connect" with an old ex-girlfriend's dad: a bold gambit
great news, everyone: suit pants I got tailored at a Burlington Coat Factory in 2013 still fit me. I mean, great news for me, really. but also everyone.
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
great news, everyone: suit pants I got tailored at a Burlington Coat Factory in 2013 still fit me. I mean, great news for me, really. but also everyone.
the rare Inverse Angle
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the rare Inverse Angle
tried to order a shirt off of a tee shirt site the other day and it told me it couldn't ship to any address I entered into it with no explanation so I gave up but they have emailed me a couple times a day since with increasing desperate melancholy. "did we do something wrong??" yeah man, yes
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
tried to order a shirt off of a tee shirt site the other day and it told me it couldn't ship to any address I entered into it with no explanation so I gave up but they have emailed me a couple times a day since with increasing desperate melancholy. "did we do something wrong??" yeah man, yes
the site I looked at after this one had a free shipping deal but also a *twenty-seven dollar* "service fee" they wisely did not show me until the last step of the purchasing process
if you select the No Vase option the florist sends a guy to just sock you in the face with a bouquet
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the site I looked at after this one had a free shipping deal but also a *twenty-seven dollar* "service fee" they wisely did not show me until the last step of the purchasing process
if you select the No Vase option the florist sends a guy to just sock you in the face with a bouquet
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if you select the No Vase option the florist sends a guy to just sock you in the face with a bouquet