my wife kept her last name and Christmas cards are the best way to find the older people I know who are like "well obviously fuck that" and throw down a Mr & Mrs Budd Dwyer & Family

multiple people genuinely thinking this woman's house was mystically unphotographable from any angle, truly an age for the dope

the idea that somebody whose entire job is like Information Economy Intellectual Dilettante would try to use "clout chaser" as a zinger is insane to me

is that a picture of a crowd looking at the Beatles, what the hell

special agent assigned to underlining every instance of the word "Clinton" hasn't seen daylight since Thanksgiving

it's gonna rule when there's very clearly only one guy's name redacted a thousand times

get the Christmas gifts in early, just in case

low vision user's screen reader hitting that alt text and they're like "well. silver lining there, I guess"

regular pig preparing long pig