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Christopher Horn

@platypusranch.bsky.social

190 followers 100 following 900 posts

Avid doodler. Soldier of Misfortune. https://hornography.art

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 17h

Generic/store brand cereal clone names never fail to amuse me.

A box of Food Lion's cinnamon "Easy Living Cereal".

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 17h

Now, more than ever, we need an asbestos renaissance.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 21h

287/365.

A mid-century styled cartoon of the Creature From The Black Lagoon.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 1d

Not even that it's from an unknown origin, just from sheep, cows, chicken, and pigs of poor quality?

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 1d

All Hat, No Cattle: What ARE the Meats?

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 1d

286/365.

A mid-century style cartoon of the titular character from the 1925 "Phantom of the Opera." He is wearing a black suit and cloak, white dress shirt, and red bow tie. He is holding one hand up with a finger extended; the other arm is down with hand pointing outward.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 2d

285/365.

A mid-century style cartoon of 1941's "The Wolf Man," starring Lon Chaney Jr.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 3d

284/365.

A mid-century styled cartoon of the 1933 Universal Pictures "The Invisible Man." He is wearing the smoking/dressing jacket, gloves, a hat, sunglasses, and is wrapped in gauze/bandages.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 4d

283/365.

A cartoon Dracula in a mid-century style. He is standing with feet together, arms outstretched upward, his mouth is open, and he has one eye wide open with an arched eyebrow. BLAH!

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 5d

282/365.

Frankenstein in a mid-century cartoon style. He looks kind of sad and is holding a flower. The color is slightly offset.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 6d

Grimace is the original Purple King.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 6d

281/365.

The Bride of Frankenstein. She's looking off to the left and slightly up.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 7d

I should make a pilgrimage.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 7d

280/365.

A stylized drawing of Lon Chaney Jr. as "Kharis" from the Universal Pictures Mummy movies.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 8d

I just saw a Temu ad featuring the fairly graphic preparation of a fish: yanking out the gills, scaling, and gutting.

Apparently, the item was free?

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 8d

279/365.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon, staring at the viewer, arms reaching forward. It's a green fish man with very red mouth and tongue. The head has fins all over it; the body has scaled plates. The hands have long, pointy claws.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 9d

278/365.

A stylized drawing of Lon Chaney as Erik from the 1925 Universal Pictures adaptation of "The Phantom of the Opera." He is standing with arms crossed up high and is looking off to his left.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 10d

My go-to catch-all scapegoat has changed from "the rain" to "the nights on Broadway."

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 10d

277/365.

An interpretation of Universal Pictures's "The Wolf Man". He is hunched over, arms in the sort of "ready" position that Secret Service agents have. His bottom teeth are showing.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 11d

276/365.

The head and upper torso of Universal Picture's "The Invisible Man." His head is wrapped in gauze and he's wearing those dark goggles/safety glasses. He is dressed in a robe with checkered lapels, cuffs, and pocket. He also has gloves on and has an ascot or big neckerchief and pocket square.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 12d

275/365.

Count Dracula. He looking slightly downward while holding his arms slightly up and forward; the wrists are bent, and the fingers extended.

Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 13d

274/365.

Frankenstein (or "Dr. Frankenstein's Monster" if you're an insufferable pedant) lurching toward the viewer.

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 14d

This isn't innuendo, is it?

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 14d

From a 2024 Facebook post: "Happy 70th Birthday to the Hegseth patriarch"

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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 14d

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