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chris hutson
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glacial relict

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doobie bros china grove is based on an anime. but the anime is based on real life
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the humpty dance is on at great clips
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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seafood mix is a disrespectful thing to call the various creatures that went into it
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
stainmore steel
December 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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you've heard of tits mcgee... now get ready for tits carraldo
July 18, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
here's how to get free buzzard dinner: lie out in a field and pretend to be dead. when the buzzard comes, you grab it by the neck
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
dreamed a woman and a buddhist? monk in a yellow robe were cooking up a crucible of some special steel in a furnace
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i was reading about Hugh Masakela, and it turns out his girlfriend was really big
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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when i was in grade school the consensus funniest thing in the world for a bit was that commercial where a little elderly lady fell and couldn't get up and she says Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! and we'd say it in class and laugh our heads off, which in retrospect seems very fucking sinister
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
makarovi and cheese
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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when I hear the word chocolate i reach for my brownie
April 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
all your life you've never seen
air conditioner cover taken by the wind
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
side quest
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the star of Bethlehem was Santa's spaceship entering the atmosphere during the crash that marooned him on earth
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
tactical pill organizer
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the Momtalk Project
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
we are
screaming for veggies
and fruits like bananas and grapes
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I need to eat chicken sandwiches in the bathtub for eight months
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January 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Chris on Infinite Earths
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
uncured ham.?
yeah no shit. it died
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the critter ion collection
December 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
dreamed i was working for a weird old guy who owned a big old building . he had some sort of pawn shop / junk store / sales operation that involved warehousing goods in part of the building, so i did some of that
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
dreamed that a woman in a park was telling me how she had thought she had mastery of the dreamscape, until a demon attacked her.
it seized her and covered her eyes, and she tried to break free by asserting that it was a dream and she was the dreamer, but she failed and the demon remained in control
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM