chris hutson
@chutson99.bsky.social
glacial relict
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doobie bros china grove is based on an anime. but the anime is based on real life
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
doobie bros china grove is based on an anime. but the anime is based on real life
the humpty dance is on at great clips
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the humpty dance is on at great clips
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seafood mix is a disrespectful thing to call the various creatures that went into it
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
seafood mix is a disrespectful thing to call the various creatures that went into it
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you've heard of tits mcgee... now get ready for tits carraldo
July 18, 2024 at 7:49 PM
you've heard of tits mcgee... now get ready for tits carraldo
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here's how to get free buzzard dinner: lie out in a field and pretend to be dead. when the buzzard comes, you grab it by the neck
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
here's how to get free buzzard dinner: lie out in a field and pretend to be dead. when the buzzard comes, you grab it by the neck
dreamed a woman and a buddhist? monk in a yellow robe were cooking up a crucible of some special steel in a furnace
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
dreamed a woman and a buddhist? monk in a yellow robe were cooking up a crucible of some special steel in a furnace
i was reading about Hugh Masakela, and it turns out his girlfriend was really big
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i was reading about Hugh Masakela, and it turns out his girlfriend was really big
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when i was in grade school the consensus funniest thing in the world for a bit was that commercial where a little elderly lady fell and couldn't get up and she says Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! and we'd say it in class and laugh our heads off, which in retrospect seems very fucking sinister
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
when i was in grade school the consensus funniest thing in the world for a bit was that commercial where a little elderly lady fell and couldn't get up and she says Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! and we'd say it in class and laugh our heads off, which in retrospect seems very fucking sinister
makarovi and cheese
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
makarovi and cheese
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when I hear the word chocolate i reach for my brownie
April 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
when I hear the word chocolate i reach for my brownie
all your life you've never seen
air conditioner cover taken by the wind
air conditioner cover taken by the wind
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
all your life you've never seen
air conditioner cover taken by the wind
air conditioner cover taken by the wind
they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check
the star of Bethlehem was Santa's spaceship entering the atmosphere during the crash that marooned him on earth
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the star of Bethlehem was Santa's spaceship entering the atmosphere during the crash that marooned him on earth
tactical pill organizer
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
tactical pill organizer
the Momtalk Project
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
the Momtalk Project
we are
screaming for veggies
and fruits like bananas and grapes
screaming for veggies
and fruits like bananas and grapes
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
we are
screaming for veggies
and fruits like bananas and grapes
screaming for veggies
and fruits like bananas and grapes
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I need to eat chicken sandwiches in the bathtub for eight months
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January 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I need to eat chicken sandwiches in the bathtub for eight months
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uncured ham.?
yeah no shit. it died
yeah no shit. it died
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
uncured ham.?
yeah no shit. it died
yeah no shit. it died
the critter ion collection
December 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the critter ion collection
dreamed i was working for a weird old guy who owned a big old building . he had some sort of pawn shop / junk store / sales operation that involved warehousing goods in part of the building, so i did some of that
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
dreamed i was working for a weird old guy who owned a big old building . he had some sort of pawn shop / junk store / sales operation that involved warehousing goods in part of the building, so i did some of that
dreamed that a woman in a park was telling me how she had thought she had mastery of the dreamscape, until a demon attacked her.
it seized her and covered her eyes, and she tried to break free by asserting that it was a dream and she was the dreamer, but she failed and the demon remained in control
it seized her and covered her eyes, and she tried to break free by asserting that it was a dream and she was the dreamer, but she failed and the demon remained in control
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
dreamed that a woman in a park was telling me how she had thought she had mastery of the dreamscape, until a demon attacked her.
it seized her and covered her eyes, and she tried to break free by asserting that it was a dream and she was the dreamer, but she failed and the demon remained in control
it seized her and covered her eyes, and she tried to break free by asserting that it was a dream and she was the dreamer, but she failed and the demon remained in control