Mystery Ape
@lasers.bsky.social
Regardless of outcome, requests to follow me will be invoiced at £5 waged/£3 unwaged and concessions.
I get it but I kind of dislike being asked how my adhd etc expresses itself by people who are much less impaired than me but still think they too have adhd (and maybe they do), because usually the reaction is wow, that sounds exhausting, how do you cope? Not well a lot of the time haha
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I get it but I kind of dislike being asked how my adhd etc expresses itself by people who are much less impaired than me but still think they too have adhd (and maybe they do), because usually the reaction is wow, that sounds exhausting, how do you cope? Not well a lot of the time haha
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breakfast friend 🍳😎
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
breakfast friend 🍳😎
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not sure what to make of this
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
not sure what to make of this
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short tail weasel, or stoat or ermine now that it is white. Use to hardly ever see or capture them on video,. Now I have been capturing them on the trail cameras all over the property
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
short tail weasel, or stoat or ermine now that it is white. Use to hardly ever see or capture them on video,. Now I have been capturing them on the trail cameras all over the property
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November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So I don’t think I have a fever today but I also don’t think the small amount of food I ate last night (bowl of Rice Krispies and 3 sips from a smoothie) has been digested. It’ll be interesting to see which way it comes out
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
So I don’t think I have a fever today but I also don’t think the small amount of food I ate last night (bowl of Rice Krispies and 3 sips from a smoothie) has been digested. It’ll be interesting to see which way it comes out
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Are humans and chimps the worst species? I feel like probably so. Darksided energies may have corrupted ape DNA
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Are humans and chimps the worst species? I feel like probably so. Darksided energies may have corrupted ape DNA
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Carradine in 2006
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Carradine in 2006
I’m temporarily withdrawing from public life in order to become a hottie
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m temporarily withdrawing from public life in order to become a hottie
Here’s what it is: I would like to be done with this illness for real instead getting 1-3 day breaks between 2-5 day stretches of symptoms
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Here’s what it is: I would like to be done with this illness for real instead getting 1-3 day breaks between 2-5 day stretches of symptoms
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New record of Danarma eurymerus has just been reported.
u-ryukyu.repo.nii.ac.jp/record/20216...
I'd like to correct my previous ID of the Pokémon like crabs found in Okinawa; they also seem to be Danarma eurymerus.
日本からルリメベンケイガニ(新称)が報告されました。私の過去写真も本種のようですので訂正します。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
u-ryukyu.repo.nii.ac.jp/record/20216...
I'd like to correct my previous ID of the Pokémon like crabs found in Okinawa; they also seem to be Danarma eurymerus.
日本からルリメベンケイガニ(新称)が報告されました。私の過去写真も本種のようですので訂正します。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
New record of Danarma eurymerus has just been reported.
u-ryukyu.repo.nii.ac.jp/record/20216...
I'd like to correct my previous ID of the Pokémon like crabs found in Okinawa; they also seem to be Danarma eurymerus.
日本からルリメベンケイガニ(新称)が報告されました。私の過去写真も本種のようですので訂正します。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
u-ryukyu.repo.nii.ac.jp/record/20216...
I'd like to correct my previous ID of the Pokémon like crabs found in Okinawa; they also seem to be Danarma eurymerus.
日本からルリメベンケイガニ(新称)が報告されました。私の過去写真も本種のようですので訂正します。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
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These are the guys that say they’re the only ones capable of leading humanity. Your kids have to grow up choking on data center smog for this guy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
These are the guys that say they’re the only ones capable of leading humanity. Your kids have to grow up choking on data center smog for this guy.
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Back to the hospital again tomorrow. This time I get to eat radioactive food and get scanned over a few hours to track its progress. Kind of cool
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Back to the hospital again tomorrow. This time I get to eat radioactive food and get scanned over a few hours to track its progress. Kind of cool
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Bidding is now open on my fuzzy felt Mari Lwyd, along with so many other wonderful works of art.
All funds go to domestic violence charities, please do bid if you can afford to and feel able, it would be great to raise as much money as possible🐴💀👻
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/15748996...
All funds go to domestic violence charities, please do bid if you can afford to and feel able, it would be great to raise as much money as possible🐴💀👻
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/15748996...
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bidding is now open on my fuzzy felt Mari Lwyd, along with so many other wonderful works of art.
All funds go to domestic violence charities, please do bid if you can afford to and feel able, it would be great to raise as much money as possible🐴💀👻
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/15748996...
All funds go to domestic violence charities, please do bid if you can afford to and feel able, it would be great to raise as much money as possible🐴💀👻
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/15748996...
i wish people would just believe me that weed doesn't work for me, it literally does not change my state of mind at all, i don't have the right receptors or something, i only get physical side effects hours later and they're negative. stop trying to make weed happen it's not going to happen, for me
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i wish people would just believe me that weed doesn't work for me, it literally does not change my state of mind at all, i don't have the right receptors or something, i only get physical side effects hours later and they're negative. stop trying to make weed happen it's not going to happen, for me
Not possible to keep hand cream by the bed. The tubes always scatter and burrow
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Not possible to keep hand cream by the bed. The tubes always scatter and burrow
For my mental health I should take a break from knowing what’s going on in my country but that feels like a cop-out
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
For my mental health I should take a break from knowing what’s going on in my country but that feels like a cop-out
Earliest tree installation ever
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Earliest tree installation ever
I need someone to block the Disturbia site from my phone/computer till the deals holiday is over so I don't go ham on gothwear
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I need someone to block the Disturbia site from my phone/computer till the deals holiday is over so I don't go ham on gothwear
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You can’t treat me like that…I’ll do an anonymized post about it & probably like 40 people will read it. Is that what you want for your life
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You can’t treat me like that…I’ll do an anonymized post about it & probably like 40 people will read it. Is that what you want for your life
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Thanks for your application, but you can only work here if your name is an unconventional spelling of Jared
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thanks for your application, but you can only work here if your name is an unconventional spelling of Jared