Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery
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Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery
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Mostly Virginia Tech and Packers stuff.
(And McLaren F1, and the Nationals when they actually try to field a team)
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Created a Virginia Tech Fans Starter Pack and I hope to add more to it as I see more folks on here.

go.bsky.app/HQ5Xf3M
I'm actually a little surprised with the results on this, but it checks out when I think about it.
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My FiL was an ER doc in the Navy.

One thing he noted about this kind of thing is that he would get a lot of young parents in the service coming in with really basic questions, the kind that you usually call a parent about.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Sorry, he's unavailable. He's getting the team ready for the...Pop Tart Bowl? That can't be right. We need a better excuse than that."
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY!
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm sobbing looking at my Draft Kings account. Why did I bet against Mike Wazowski?!

I had way too much riding on this game. How do I explain to my kids that Christmas is going to be a little light this year?!
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THEY WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEEZIEST!
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
BELK FIGHT!
BELK FIGHT!
BELK FIGHT!
This is one of the greatest replies I’ve seen on this website
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Zero...
Zero...
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Everyone needs to calm down about being mad at the ACC, Notre Dame, Alabama, or Miami and do what Hokies do in situations like this:

Get mad at College Football Playoff Senior Advisor Justin Fuente
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Freezing cold take: Notre Dame should leave the ACC and join the Big East in basketball.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery
I searched for an English translation for the lyrics to the Hungarian folk carol “Kiskarácsony, Nagykarácsony” and frankly, I don’t even care if this is correct because I love it
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I still don't know if the Packers are good or not
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Found a restaurant with a TV, so I'll at least see the 2nd half of the Packers game.

The Dav Pilkey thing was a lot of fun. I still can't believe that three big children's authors came to the same highschool in a DC suburb.
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pretty cool
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They finally did it.

They did something to make Spencer defend Notre Dame.
Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
1st in line to meet Dav Pilkey
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Had to run a bunch of errands this afternoon so skipped the 3 hour CFP show.

Glad Miami made it in so the ACC gets something.

But Alabama over ND?
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm going to ungovernable today
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Max and Oscar have been on the cool down room the whole time?!
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mama Norris hugging Piastri 😭
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Lando's crying on the radio! Oh man getting dusty in here too
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well, Lando wasn't the McLaren driver I was rooting for all season, but happy that a driver for a team I root for won the Driver's Championship.

He absolutely grew as a driver as the year went on and deserves this win.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Everyone watching this race
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I think the risk of a stuck nut or some other bad pit is too much to box Max. Have to ask him to just do his thing.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Charles you beautiful bastard.

Let's get nuts!
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM