Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery
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Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery
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Mostly Virginia Tech and Packers stuff.
(And McLaren F1, and the Nationals when they actually try to field a team)
Michigan exposed as frauds for not "doing it the right way" like Indiana was.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Another 2 yards?!

Dang! I have to go back to the hardware store for the third time today for another part and tool.
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
NOBODY DENIES THIS!
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"I'm so tired of making breakfast for 10 people every morning..."

*sees the pancake machine at the Holiday Inn Express*

"I may never go home."
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
MARMALARD!
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*door flies open*

WHO'S READY FOR A GODDAMN SNACK!
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Look, VT wasn't bowling weeks ago and we have a new coach with a nice recruiting class. I just have mostly mentally moved on from this season already.

(But as my GT wife constantly reminds me, she barely considers VT to be ACC)
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Everything else is arguing about the bubble, and you will always have that argument unless the whole league makes the tournament.
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We're at least at a place with 12 that unless something completely wild happens, you're not going to say "the best team in the country was left out"

A 12-0 Auburn out of the BCS CG in 2004?
A 13-0 FSU left out of the 4 game in 2023?

At least that's over.
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING!
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Little known rule:

The FIFA Peace Prize comes with also having to be the Browns coach the following year.
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm good with it at least as a new staff is being put together. He knows the admin, he has a good relationship with the HC, has a good track record on that side of the ball, and still knows the area for recruiting.

I'd it looks like it's not working, though, need to be quick to cut bait.
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm sure I'm overlooking obvious things, but seems like a good landingspot if things go sideways on the surface.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How do I pass off fast food burgers as my own cooking for my boss?
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
None of them remember needing more math and science so we could beat the Ruskies, smh.

But seriously, the lack of understanding what a "common good" is is staggering.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The haters are devastated
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm a Packers fan and my wife has a dealmwith me that of we go to a game, it can be in September or October. She's right to set those boundaries.

I only go to bowl games with my equally dumb VT buddy, where the suffering is part of the bonding.
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM