Kristie
@knairn.bsky.social
590 followers 180 following 660 posts
Sports fan, home cook, tree-hugger, always at least a little angry, gossip-enjoyer
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Love too be photographed totally 100% sober and not drunk at all in the paper of record
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There’s too much required context and backstory to explain exactly why, but this movie means the world to me.
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They can and they will.
knairn.bsky.social
We gotta get a hypnotist in here, stat!
knairn.bsky.social
When people ask why we don’t buy tickets to playoff games - this is why.
knairn.bsky.social
If we’re gonna get run through by these Mariners, they’d better win the whole fucking thing.
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There’s no way they let George see him a 3rd time - he’s hunting that non-splitting splitter and ready to send one to the moon
knairn.bsky.social
Nathan Lukes, the man you are.
knairn.bsky.social
Gotta open the roof
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matttomic.bsky.social
🎵Oh baby I hear the blue jays are calling,
Frasier logo replaced with the word Springer for George Springer
knairn.bsky.social
🥹🥹🥹
keeganmatheson.bsky.social
George Springer, on the first damn pitch the #BlueJays see in the ALCS:
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kjay1122.bsky.social
How it started/how it's going
David Ortiz + young Vlad Jr at the 2010 HR Derby Daaaaaaa.... Yankees looz! (Ortiz & Vlad post-game after the ALDS)
knairn.bsky.social
No matter what happens in the ALCS, one thing they can never take from us is the Blue Jays fully co-opting the song New York, New York.

Those opening notes, forever linked with “Daaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees lose!”

It’s ours now.
knairn.bsky.social
I want to be clear that
1. As a Jays fan I think a Tigers team that limped to the finish line, with a spent Skubal, is a better matchup for me personally
2. As a proud daughter of Windsor Ontario, a Jays-Tigers ALCS matchup makes me wanna fuckin puke
knairn.bsky.social
Let’s Go Tigers (Right Into My Waiting Jaws)
knairn.bsky.social
Rooting for My Tigers for both pure and impure reasons tonight 😈
knairn.bsky.social
Actually the worst are the people who put stuff that goes under the seat in the overhead bin.
knairn.bsky.social
People who get in line for boarding before their zone is called will not see heaven.
knairn.bsky.social
I have watched this probably 30 times today and it never gets old
knairn.bsky.social
Had to get myself a glass of champagne to toast the Very Good Blue Jays.

Start spreading the news, bitches!
Me, in a cafe in Paris, holding a glass of champagne. Matt’s hand is in the foreground holding a negroni spritz
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it
the feeding shelter cats to coyotes tweet but changed to "my manager told me phillies keep eating his christian nationalist relievers" because dave roberts sure loves watching his MAGA bullpen get lit the fuck up lately
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
bsky.app/profile/blue... "i don't give a shit, we're fucken... fuck yeah, let's go, canada"
bluejayhunter.com
Kevin Gausman does not give a bleep about the censors.