derek van vliet
@derek.bike
@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
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derek van vliet
@derek.bike
· Dec 18
Petition to make The Hand That Feeds Americas National anthem
still thinking about this
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Happy Valentine’s Day bsky
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day bsky
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
good morning rock double-touchers
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
good morning rock double-touchers
poppycock! there’s nothing wrong with giving a rock a little boop
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 PM
poppycock! there’s nothing wrong with giving a rock a little boop
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
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i am 100% behind our cheating curling team
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
i am 100% behind our cheating curling team
a canadian saying fuck off across a curling rink is basically like wishing the other person's whole monarchy perishes
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
a canadian saying fuck off across a curling rink is basically like wishing the other person's whole monarchy perishes
we came so close to seeing the fellas throw the brooms down and have what i assume would be called a brier-kerfuffle
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
we came so close to seeing the fellas throw the brooms down and have what i assume would be called a brier-kerfuffle
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"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
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me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
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MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
good morning to people who add a guillotine reaction emoji to their work slack
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
good morning to people who add a guillotine reaction emoji to their work slack
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
good morning Patrick! and thanks for this :)
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
good morning Patrick! and thanks for this :)
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A Valentine's Poem.
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
A Valentine's Poem.
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I love Lego so much.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I love Lego so much.
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up