derek van vliet
@derek.bike
@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
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derek van vliet
@derek.bike
· Dec 18
Petition to make The Hand That Feeds Americas National anthem
still thinking about this
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"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
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me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
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MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
good morning to people who add a guillotine reaction emoji to their work slack
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
good morning to people who add a guillotine reaction emoji to their work slack
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
good morning Patrick! and thanks for this :)
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
good morning Patrick! and thanks for this :)
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A Valentine's Poem.
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
A Valentine's Poem.
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I love Lego so much.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I love Lego so much.
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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oh we should make a machine that does that
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
oh we should make a machine that does that
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ok, sharks, we're calling it 'consequences for lying', and it's going to blow your minds
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
ok, sharks, we're calling it 'consequences for lying', and it's going to blow your minds
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Maybe, and this is me going out on a limb perhaps, teams shouldn't be entering into deals with 13-year-olds
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Maybe, and this is me going out on a limb perhaps, teams shouldn't be entering into deals with 13-year-olds
it’s a machine that eats moron money
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
it’s a machine that eats moron money
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I'd like to be given access to the moron money machine, I'm pretty sure I qualify.
Canadians spell a lot of words with a ‘u’ because our founders felt it was important to use England’s spelling for words, which, funnily enough, is based on French spelling of English words (screenshot unrelated)
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I'd like to be given access to the moron money machine, I'm pretty sure I qualify.
the moron money machine is what we’re calling genAI from now on
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
the moron money machine is what we’re calling genAI from now on
Canadians spell a lot of words with a ‘u’ because our founders felt it was important to use England’s spelling for words, which, funnily enough, is based on French spelling of English words (screenshot unrelated)
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Canadians spell a lot of words with a ‘u’ because our founders felt it was important to use England’s spelling for words, which, funnily enough, is based on French spelling of English words (screenshot unrelated)
Tom this is excellent
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Tom this is excellent
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