Gregory Possum-Friend
@possumacquainter.bsky.social
weary papa
allow me to expand on this theory
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
allow me to expand on this theory
in 2015, the Lebanese coffee company "Café Super Brasil" made the best coffee ad of all time
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
in 2015, the Lebanese coffee company "Café Super Brasil" made the best coffee ad of all time
15 people at the house, roughly 1000 people's worth of food
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
15 people at the house, roughly 1000 people's worth of food
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
me to the hummus i'm eating even though i spilled it on the floor which is theoretically "unsanitary",
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
me to the hummus i'm eating even though i spilled it on the floor which is theoretically "unsanitary",
it's common for holidays to create some bittersweet mixed feelings.. just know that if you're looking at the turkey and thinking "i shouldve bought that limited-release
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it's common for holidays to create some bittersweet mixed feelings.. just know that if you're looking at the turkey and thinking "i shouldve bought that limited-release
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
hobbit 40k set where they're making food instead of killing demons.." you. are. not. alone
guys you have to prepare earlier than this
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
guys you have to prepare earlier than this
the 4-year-old made puppets of us both and it has that same palette-swapped vibe
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the 4-year-old made puppets of us both and it has that same palette-swapped vibe
when i make it, they call it General Greg's Chicken
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
when i make it, they call it General Greg's Chicken
a lady at my church heard i liked to paint miniatures so she gave me an old paint set her son abandoned at her house years ago. yes it's Army Painter's old line but we're Unitarians, i think you gotta convert to Eastern Orthdox or something to get free AK Interactives inks
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
a lady at my church heard i liked to paint miniatures so she gave me an old paint set her son abandoned at her house years ago. yes it's Army Painter's old line but we're Unitarians, i think you gotta convert to Eastern Orthdox or something to get free AK Interactives inks
me circa 2040, describing macamp and vlc to my kids
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
me circa 2040, describing macamp and vlc to my kids
this is my all-time favorite Peanuts strip
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
this is my all-time favorite Peanuts strip
snickers bar
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
snickers bar
no baby these arent kitbashed Games Workshop Plaguebearers, they're.. erotic trinkets.. from chicks.. chicks of my pornular frolics..
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
no baby these arent kitbashed Games Workshop Plaguebearers, they're.. erotic trinkets.. from chicks.. chicks of my pornular frolics..
a nice thing about having a cat adopted from a kill shelter is that whenever I feel bad about her having to share a house with four extremely loud hyperkinetic human children, i can always be like "well but the alternative was being euthanized at age one. so this aint bad for a 16yo cat"
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
a nice thing about having a cat adopted from a kill shelter is that whenever I feel bad about her having to share a house with four extremely loud hyperkinetic human children, i can always be like "well but the alternative was being euthanized at age one. so this aint bad for a 16yo cat"
it's hard not to read every single one of elon musk's personal choices as this
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
it's hard not to read every single one of elon musk's personal choices as this
my 4-year-olds love playing Kirby's Epic Yarn as Kirby and Prince Fluff, but that was the only game Prince Fluff appears in, so there's no Prince Fluff merch. so i painted them matching hoodies on a couple of blank ones i found at the thrift store
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
my 4-year-olds love playing Kirby's Epic Yarn as Kirby and Prince Fluff, but that was the only game Prince Fluff appears in, so there's no Prince Fluff merch. so i painted them matching hoodies on a couple of blank ones i found at the thrift store
me hearing the Gentle Montessori Mom whom I've never met refer to my children as "friends"
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
me hearing the Gentle Montessori Mom whom I've never met refer to my children as "friends"
my kid made a snowman and it looks like a guy named Dave that you never really talked to but kept seeing at noise shows in 2005 until he moved to the opposite coast
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my kid made a snowman and it looks like a guy named Dave that you never really talked to but kept seeing at noise shows in 2005 until he moved to the opposite coast
re: yesterday's meme about which two books would be on my coffee table in a Nuzzi style profile
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
re: yesterday's meme about which two books would be on my coffee table in a Nuzzi style profile
i promised I'd make the same sandwich for them tonight and got a thank-you card about it
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i promised I'd make the same sandwich for them tonight and got a thank-you card about it
pluribus episode 1 spoiler
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
pluribus episode 1 spoiler
you're saying it's "news" to report on this financier?
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
you're saying it's "news" to report on this financier?
i told my kids that Rosalina was going to be in the Super Mario Sequel and my eight-year-old screamed in triumph "THAT WAS BECAUSE OF ME!!" because last feb we found the studio's postal address and she sent them a letter asking them to put Pauline and Rosalina in the next movie
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i told my kids that Rosalina was going to be in the Super Mario Sequel and my eight-year-old screamed in triumph "THAT WAS BECAUSE OF ME!!" because last feb we found the studio's postal address and she sent them a letter asking them to put Pauline and Rosalina in the next movie
forgot i looked this up to see what price range it was yesterday, until my search history popped up with all my major queries
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
forgot i looked this up to see what price range it was yesterday, until my search history popped up with all my major queries