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bucolic dirtbag

@boldfashioned.com

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whitney they/her, going to art school in my 40s to legitimize my hobbies Art can be found at boldfashioned.com Icon by @yabamena.bsky.social

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · Oct 17

There’s some finishes I’ll get to this weekend but I did create my dream S/S 94 Westwood inspired gown.

the front of my Westwood inspired gown, a purple frothy thing

the back of my Westwood inspired gown, a purple frothy thing - also you can see bits of the neon tulle in under layers

me in my kitchen at midnight when I finished wearing said gown

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 5h

this is not a big picture of my whole tattoo, it’s just my beautiful little dead mouse

bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 5h

I got a giant sternum to belly button tattoo today which included a little dead mouse with weeds growing through it and then I opened costar and WTF

a little dead mouse with a weed going through its side. it has a moth on it and little mushrooms

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Let flowering weeds grow up in the hole in your side.
Stop cleaning up the mess so quickly. That wound in your side-the one you hide with careful shirts and clever words-needs air. Let it breathe. What grows there might be wild, imperfect, and exactly what others need to see.

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 14h

i did not turn off my autocorrect and autocapitalization to have the noble art of shitposting be usurped by losers with no sense of humor

lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · 16h

shitposting is comedy and being hateful online is whining and whining is not funny

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lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · 16h

shitposting is comedy and being hateful online is whining and whining is not funny

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lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · 16h

to commit to a bit you must have a shred of self awareness and the right could never

Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 1d

People caught up for being vile online & are always like ‘Former shitposter!’

That’s not what shitposting is. Plus the best shitposters are people through whom their shitposts reveal glimpses of their (usually) fundamentally decent moral foundations.

A key to shitposting is Understanding Things.

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AITA Hoffmann @jrbolt.bsky.social · 20h

Image projection technology was invented hundreds of years ago, and its purpose remains the same today as it was back then: to look at monsters with their tiddys out

A page of Willem 's Gravesande's 1720 book Physices Elementa Mathematica with Jan van Musschenbroek's magic lantern projecting a monster.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

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lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · 1d

🩸‼️ LIES WITHIN IS BACK FROM HIATUS ‼️🩸

join us in picking up where we left off, in a stolen jeep and worrying about how bad of an evil vampire crony we are @ lieswithincomic.com

and the next page is available NOW on patreon!

a crop of a panel of gage's eyes. he looks shocked, and has some blood on his face and hair

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 1d

I’m taking the tiniest plane this morning and truly my commitment to a baggy cargo pants lifestyle is paying off today.

bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 2d

I also had to have a meeting with someone who opened a conversation with "I asked ChatGPT but didn't get a good answer"

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 2d

Honestly rude that tattoo discourse happened on a week I'm supposed to get an incredibly cool tattoo.

bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 2d

In the past 5 days I have had my car hit by a truck, my kid had lice, I scratched my eye taking a contact lens out in a hurry, and lost the one free day I had this week for midterms to AWS fuckery. I would really like everything to turn around for me.

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doomcup @doomcup.net · 3d

I like the second part to this coda more, myself.

STEREOGUM: It’s cool to hear you grappling with it, though.

VIOLENT J: It’s not cool. It shouldn’t even be an issue. We’re smarter than that. As Juggalos, we’re not judgmental. How the fuck could we be Juggalos and say that? It don’t even make sense. It’s the biggest contradiction you could have. And somehow, it just flew for years. It’s a terrible thing.

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 3d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 3d

I have 3 looks: ultra femme, quirky professional, and dirtbag teenaged boy from 1994 and today I have to go to 2 places where I normally use very different vibes and it’s killing me.

bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 4d

She threw a coffee cup at my head because I discovered she’d been embezzling.

It’s Courtney. @hersoulwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 4d

Well well well

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 4d

(for money, to be clear)

bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 4d

Do I have any friends who would be willing to design me an ice stamp design for Rhasan for Christmas?

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 4d

it’s extremely cool and not at all frustrating that 3/4 of my to do list for this week was predicated on aws servers being up and now I have to cram everything in on Wednesday instead of splitting it between today and Wednesday.

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lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · 4d

you could really hang this picture somewhere

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 5d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

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lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · 4d

whose idea was it to stick half of the internet on aws i just wanna talk

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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 4d

AWS outage taking out canvas on midterm review day is an attack on me personally.

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 5d

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 4d

your favorite pen (or spoon, or paintbrush, or toothbrush) deserves a nice vase to live in. please consider:

conical vase with light blue interior and dark blue exterior

conical vase in half dark blue half white with brown accents

conical vase glazed in light and dark blue and brown

conical vase holding 3 seedpods glazed in light and dark blues

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