Glenn Tranzig
@wheredidjasongo.bsky.social
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All of which makes me anxious. At times, unbearably so.
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Some fun facts about me:

1. I make zines and PDF versions!
2. Physical stock is at a discount because it’s all under my deadname!
3. I need to get all 6 of my ignition coils replaced!

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Roses are red
Sometimes they’re pink
I’m watching the Mariners
This team makes me drink
Oh god I just had a very intense cramp where I presume my left ovary is and now if I move my left leg a little too vigorously it feels funny, that was always the mittelschmerz ovary but it was never so intense, ow
Oh baby this is the good shit
i wrote about the art of making mix CDs for people you love, whether they like it or not (ft. @nikostratis.com whose writing on this very subject has been a huge inspiration)
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Boss, looking through records: Oh cool, Street-Legal! The 2ND most underrated Bob Dylan record!
Me: What’s the most underrated Bob Dylan record?
Boss, no hesitation: Planet Waves.
Reading an old Distillers review on p4K and immediately clocking that a man wrote the review because he somehow found a way to use a Distillers review to talk shit about Karen O
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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"ensorcelled" is such a funny word. imagine getting ensorcelled. imagine having to tell people you got ensorcelled
I was just telling someone recently that if I watch Seinfeld in the wrong mood I start getting homesick and missing my dad, the stereotypical Lawn Guylind Mets Guy
Thank you Courage the Cowardly Chaser
Charlie from Smiling Friends would make a really good last minute costume if I didn’t have one locked and loaded already even though I know I am extremely Pim-coded
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Me every time someone is like "Studio Ghibli Hayao Miyazaki so cutesie ootsy cozy wozy cottagecore"
Tim’s work, especially on ITYSL but definitely on The Chair Factory so far, also has this interesting note where every time someone cusses it feels like it’s coming out of the mouth of a 10yo. It feels more jarring than when adults cuss but the clunkiness makes it its own joke.
Watched The Chair Factory and I’m sure a lot of people have already talked about how Tim Robinson’s work feels especially appealing to neurodivergent people who can laugh at themselves. The Chair Factory definitely continues the tradition of a one-track mind going to extremes.
Sometimes if you don’t understand the context, it’s because it’s a conversation you’re just not part of, and sometimes that’s an L you just have to take instead of insisting on understanding everything everyone is saying.
I was really curious who did that custom scent for your anniversary! The questions Jordy had to answer were really fun!
I told him I got out before things got too bad and he smiled, and then he went to cracking jokes because he’d heard about how Floridians have hurricane parties. Transaction finished just fine and we both left smiling.

Maybe he hadn’t dealt with many trans people before, but he saw I’m harmless.
I asked him to please update the name and the email and the smile was gone. He does it, but the awkwardness looms over us. Finally, he says something.

“How many of those did you have to deal with down there, boss?” (My area code is from Florida)
Had the sort of interaction today that reminded me that some people are genuinely trying.

Went to O’Reilly’s today and the guy was really nice to me because I talk like I know what I need. Kept calling me “boss,” asked where my area code was from.

Then I noticed my rewards account had my deadname.
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Transness is not bourgeois. This is a wedge idea dreamed up by some gleefully amoral think tank lobotomite to split trans people and make us fight each other. That we relay on modern medicine doesn't make us any more bourgeois than someone who needs antidepressants or cleft palate repair.
“You don’t understand, AI is about unlocking True Creativity, by which I mean making my two favorite IPs kiss”