Phil Incelmo
@wheredidjasongo.bsky.social
All of which makes me anxious. At times, unbearably so.
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Phil Incelmo
@wheredidjasongo.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Some fun facts about me:
1. I make zines and PDF versions!
2. Physical stock is at a discount because it’s all under my deadname!
3. I need to get all 6 of my ignition coils replaced!
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1. I make zines and PDF versions!
2. Physical stock is at a discount because it’s all under my deadname!
3. I need to get all 6 of my ignition coils replaced!
t.co/ZgcVAvIVmQ
If Barbra Streisand was a young actress in the 21st century do you think they’d make her get a nose job before casting her in anything
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If Barbra Streisand was a young actress in the 21st century do you think they’d make her get a nose job before casting her in anything
Cocaine so white it just thinks Beyoncé’s overrated, y’know?
Cocaine so white it got into the country without any problems
Cocaine so white its still rocking an "all lives matter" t-shirt
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cocaine so white it just thinks Beyoncé’s overrated, y’know?
Call every single therapist I’ve ever had in my life: a dog play-bit me and I was EXTREMELY brave about it
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Call every single therapist I’ve ever had in my life: a dog play-bit me and I was EXTREMELY brave about it
Happy birthday Ozzy 🖤
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Happy birthday Ozzy 🖤
I forgot how much I love Static Tensions by Kylesa 🥲
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I forgot how much I love Static Tensions by Kylesa 🥲
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We are thrilled to reveal the stunning cover of THE RED SACRAMENT by Sara Hinkley (@boneysoups.bsky.social), a hypnotic dive into the lives and deaths of a coven of vampires living in 19th Century Paris. 🧛🩸
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We are thrilled to reveal the stunning cover of THE RED SACRAMENT by Sara Hinkley (@boneysoups.bsky.social), a hypnotic dive into the lives and deaths of a coven of vampires living in 19th Century Paris. 🧛🩸
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
THE JAGUAR GOD HAS SPOKEN
Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.
Remote cameras catch another new jaguar in Arizona
Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.
tucson.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
THE JAGUAR GOD HAS SPOKEN
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Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
I’m accidentally in Cold Dark Place mode again. We’re Cold Dark Place posting here.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m accidentally in Cold Dark Place mode again. We’re Cold Dark Place posting here.
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An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
Courtesy of Limewire, I had a bunch of these on my very first iPod shuffle in 2005
you can get these in your head too!
50 Bud Light "Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius" radio ads
YouTube video by mrlolli
m.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Courtesy of Limewire, I had a bunch of these on my very first iPod shuffle in 2005
My South Floridian ass finally understands
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My South Floridian ass finally understands
I cannot fucking believe I get to see Pig Destroyer perform Prowler In The Yard in full next year I can’t wait to scream “I HOPE I’M DEAD BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS” so loudly at JR Hayes that he calls my mom and asks if I’m okay
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I cannot fucking believe I get to see Pig Destroyer perform Prowler In The Yard in full next year I can’t wait to scream “I HOPE I’M DEAD BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS” so loudly at JR Hayes that he calls my mom and asks if I’m okay
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Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
Baby’s First Suit
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Baby’s First Suit
This song still kills me, man. If you stabbed my heart open this song is what would bleed out of me.
Weyes Blood - Andromeda (Official Video)
YouTube video by Weyes Blood
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This song still kills me, man. If you stabbed my heart open this song is what would bleed out of me.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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[Courtney Love voice] I AM
Car Farts.
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
[Courtney Love voice] I AM
I’ve heard people talk about how romantic it is to have their partner read to them in bed and I’m just imagining narrating the chapters of Moby Dick about whale taxonomy and oceanic navigation as someone’s daughter rolls over and zones out
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I’ve heard people talk about how romantic it is to have their partner read to them in bed and I’m just imagining narrating the chapters of Moby Dick about whale taxonomy and oceanic navigation as someone’s daughter rolls over and zones out
I wish one of you would’ve told me to listen to Deadguy sooner, Fixation On A Co-Worker is so far very Jason-core
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I wish one of you would’ve told me to listen to Deadguy sooner, Fixation On A Co-Worker is so far very Jason-core
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I will watch anything besides a show that anybody has ever heard of or talked about
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I will watch anything besides a show that anybody has ever heard of or talked about
12yo customer said “Au naur” when I told him a certain record was out of stock and I had to hide behind the counter so he didn’t see me crack up
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
12yo customer said “Au naur” when I told him a certain record was out of stock and I had to hide behind the counter so he didn’t see me crack up