KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter)
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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.
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"Trump is gonna invade Venezuela because he lost the Nobel Peace Prize to María Corina Machado."

If the US invades Venezuela, it'll be with the help of María Corina Machado, under the gise of "bringing democracy" to Venezuela.
I can’t wait to be an old guy sitting at the corner of the street all the time with my homies
Another imperialist sent packing by a goth
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
Not sure what I expected if she doesn’t even know you can grow your own bush
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reach out to your local Native organization and learn about the land from them and volunteer to support their work in their communities. Most tribal reservations lack access to food and other critical basic needs. Nowhere is support more needed than the places colonizers have forgotten.
community gardens also could use the help, ...go volunteer & learn something about the land
It’s one thing to talk about helping your local community and it’s another to actually do it.

Start volunteering at your local food pantries or shelters. Especially around the holidays. Donate to these organizations as well!
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your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study
Murderbot and pal Murderrott
in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional
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Hell I don’t think I’ve watched a Frankenstein movie since Branagh’s unless you count the one with Aaron Eckhart.
[Iggy Pop voice] she got her peepee eye on me, she got her peepee eye
didn’t think this needed to be said but please don’t put urine in your eyes
I am pushing 50 and snort laughing over BIG TURD
Would not have even occurred to me to think of you as a tradwife
I learned about it from you last week
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want a puppy video? course ya do
And yet, here we are anyway.

I don’t know how to express my personal emotional experience without possibly stepping on someone’s hope and I’m sorry for that. But at least I can put it in a reply instead of the OP.
Turnout at right wing rallies is universally pathetic despite them actually having funding and logistical support from rich people.
idk about what the organizers are into, but I would like the shutdown to continue
FoxNews portraying it quite differently.
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Darkly humorous since we still have George Washington's letters where he explicitly ordered his troops to slaughter women and children. He was known as 'town destroyer' or the burner of towns.
Patriots in 1776:
"[The King is] raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands [...] and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions."