Dan (Chariot Greeter)
@dingledooiss.bsky.social
I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.
Cocaine so white it got into the country without any problems
Cocaine so white its still rocking an "all lives matter" t-shirt
cocaine so white nobody gets upset when it gets cast as a disney princess
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Cocaine so white it got into the country without any problems
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Again- no one is choosing to have babies and give them away. That shit only happens when society has deeply fucked up.
Selling stolen children is a lucrative business, why do you think they spend so much money to convince you it's altruism?
Selling stolen children is a lucrative business, why do you think they spend so much money to convince you it's altruism?
You want a baby but can't have one?
You can buy one.
The money from the sale even funds forced birth legislation.
This shit is TRADITION.
You can buy one.
The money from the sale even funds forced birth legislation.
This shit is TRADITION.
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Again- no one is choosing to have babies and give them away. That shit only happens when society has deeply fucked up.
Selling stolen children is a lucrative business, why do you think they spend so much money to convince you it's altruism?
Selling stolen children is a lucrative business, why do you think they spend so much money to convince you it's altruism?
Late 40s update: I get End of the Innocence Don Henley songs now, and I’m starting to get Mellencamp, too. I cried listening to “The Living Years” by Mike & the Mechanics. When this stuff came out it was just background to my childhood, old people stuff.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Late 40s update: I get End of the Innocence Don Henley songs now, and I’m starting to get Mellencamp, too. I cried listening to “The Living Years” by Mike & the Mechanics. When this stuff came out it was just background to my childhood, old people stuff.
kayfabe
The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
kayfabe
lmao of course Routine isn’t on PS
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
lmao of course Routine isn’t on PS
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
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Every lie they told you about weed has been disproven. I work harder now using weed daily than i did in my 30s when i only smoked on special occasions. I gym harder and more consistently, too. What i DON'T do is drink now that weed is readily available...and that's related to the lie campaign
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Every lie they told you about weed has been disproven. I work harder now using weed daily than i did in my 30s when i only smoked on special occasions. I gym harder and more consistently, too. What i DON'T do is drink now that weed is readily available...and that's related to the lie campaign
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you must love the language of the heart. despair and joy and love and hurt and yearning and. and and and. it is not human to silence one in pursuit solely of pleasure. you must listen to the whole heart. you must want to listen to the hearts of others. you cannot solace yourself with being right
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you must love the language of the heart. despair and joy and love and hurt and yearning and. and and and. it is not human to silence one in pursuit solely of pleasure. you must listen to the whole heart. you must want to listen to the hearts of others. you cannot solace yourself with being right
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Hello again.
We didn't make November's goal, so I'm afraid I still need the same goal in December. Heating fuel, bills, feed, and groceries, still. I'm sorry I have to ask.
Still an immediate $500 goal, and $2000 for the month. Apologies.
Venmo, cashapp, Paypal:
BurdockAndBramble
We didn't make November's goal, so I'm afraid I still need the same goal in December. Heating fuel, bills, feed, and groceries, still. I'm sorry I have to ask.
Still an immediate $500 goal, and $2000 for the month. Apologies.
Venmo, cashapp, Paypal:
BurdockAndBramble
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hello again.
We didn't make November's goal, so I'm afraid I still need the same goal in December. Heating fuel, bills, feed, and groceries, still. I'm sorry I have to ask.
Still an immediate $500 goal, and $2000 for the month. Apologies.
Venmo, cashapp, Paypal:
BurdockAndBramble
We didn't make November's goal, so I'm afraid I still need the same goal in December. Heating fuel, bills, feed, and groceries, still. I'm sorry I have to ask.
Still an immediate $500 goal, and $2000 for the month. Apologies.
Venmo, cashapp, Paypal:
BurdockAndBramble
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Every time Reem posts she risks being deleted by bskys racist moderation for the 'crime' of being Palestinian.
Lets help her out!
Lets help her out!
Before the storm hits&the cold gets worse, I honestly have no idea where to go.
We need to secure a place where we can stay warm and be protected from the cold, even if it’s something simple💔
I’m not asking for luxury, just a roof, four walls,& some warmth for the coming nights😭
gofund.me/de96cb50
We need to secure a place where we can stay warm and be protected from the cold, even if it’s something simple💔
I’m not asking for luxury, just a roof, four walls,& some warmth for the coming nights😭
gofund.me/de96cb50
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Every time Reem posts she risks being deleted by bskys racist moderation for the 'crime' of being Palestinian.
Lets help her out!
Lets help her out!
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
The Mountain Goats Ascend to Revolution Hall
Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle discusses musicals, his new album, and why he keeps coming home to Portland.
www.wweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
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They're still being allowed, by our Dem governor, to build one in southern NM, which is also the same kind of desert, in the nation's poorest* state in a 1200-year drought.
*Poorest precisely because of decades of enabling bullshit people- and planet-killing harms like this.
*Poorest precisely because of decades of enabling bullshit people- and planet-killing harms like this.
chaser: after local outcry against a massive proposed AWS data center near Tucson (yes, in the desert!), developers agreed to use a less water-intensive cooling system.
AWS has now backed out because "its operations aren't compatible" with the less water-intensive option.
tucson.com/news/local/s...
AWS has now backed out because "its operations aren't compatible" with the less water-intensive option.
tucson.com/news/local/s...
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They're still being allowed, by our Dem governor, to build one in southern NM, which is also the same kind of desert, in the nation's poorest* state in a 1200-year drought.
*Poorest precisely because of decades of enabling bullshit people- and planet-killing harms like this.
*Poorest precisely because of decades of enabling bullshit people- and planet-killing harms like this.
Heartbreaking dot jpeg
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Heartbreaking dot jpeg
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This is a friend's daughter. They live in a tiny, extremely rural village north of us. Husband's out of work, and it's got them underwater [mortgage, electricity, insurance, everything]. Match us?
spot.fund/gb2rp6rdc
spot.fund/gb2rp6rdc
I donated to Bridgett Trujillo's story *HelpMyFamilyGetOnTrack, match me with one tap
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spot.fund
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is a friend's daughter. They live in a tiny, extremely rural village north of us. Husband's out of work, and it's got them underwater [mortgage, electricity, insurance, everything]. Match us?
spot.fund/gb2rp6rdc
spot.fund/gb2rp6rdc
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$716 on 27 Nov
$510 yesterday (30 Nov)
$177 private cremation
$505 to stay housed through Dec
my dog is dead. i am alone for winter holidays. please help.
$510 yesterday (30 Nov)
$177 private cremation
$505 to stay housed through Dec
my dog is dead. i am alone for winter holidays. please help.
please help me pay for Esmé’s private cremation and euthanasia.
please help me. i am losing my only family today.
V SNDesiree
C $SNDesiree
gofund.me/a82ae36af
I’m going to miss her so much.
please help me. i am losing my only family today.
V SNDesiree
C $SNDesiree
gofund.me/a82ae36af
I’m going to miss her so much.
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
$716 on 27 Nov
$510 yesterday (30 Nov)
$177 private cremation
$505 to stay housed through Dec
my dog is dead. i am alone for winter holidays. please help.
$510 yesterday (30 Nov)
$177 private cremation
$505 to stay housed through Dec
my dog is dead. i am alone for winter holidays. please help.
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$376 needed to repair heat.
$55 for December phone
$75 for insurance so a total of 506 to raise
#helpsky #mutualaidrequest 💸💕
Paypal: paypal.me/xodanix3?cou...
Cash app & Venmo: doublerainbowomg
#mutualaidrequest #indigenousmutualaid
$55 for December phone
$75 for insurance so a total of 506 to raise
#helpsky #mutualaidrequest 💸💕
Paypal: paypal.me/xodanix3?cou...
Cash app & Venmo: doublerainbowomg
#mutualaidrequest #indigenousmutualaid
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
$376 needed to repair heat.
$55 for December phone
$75 for insurance so a total of 506 to raise
#helpsky #mutualaidrequest 💸💕
Paypal: paypal.me/xodanix3?cou...
Cash app & Venmo: doublerainbowomg
#mutualaidrequest #indigenousmutualaid
$55 for December phone
$75 for insurance so a total of 506 to raise
#helpsky #mutualaidrequest 💸💕
Paypal: paypal.me/xodanix3?cou...
Cash app & Venmo: doublerainbowomg
#mutualaidrequest #indigenousmutualaid
It’s amazing how rich people just remain on their bullshit no matter what’s happening in the larger world
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s amazing how rich people just remain on their bullshit no matter what’s happening in the larger world
It’s gorgeous! Now let it be.
Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.
Remote cameras catch another new jaguar in Arizona
Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.
tucson.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It’s gorgeous! Now let it be.
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me when you got a fairy and the great deku tree actually summoned you👇
What?! You got a fairy?! Say what? The Great Deku Tree actually summoned you?
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
me when you got a fairy and the great deku tree actually summoned you👇
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Reactionaries love talking about “knowing history” when what they mean is being indoctrinated into a founding myth. It truly unites all nationalists, from Albion to Zion.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reactionaries love talking about “knowing history” when what they mean is being indoctrinated into a founding myth. It truly unites all nationalists, from Albion to Zion.
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
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we are in a big fight here in Sac over a plan to clear 3500 old blue oaks for a solar project (on Miwok ancestral land). it’s disgusting. fuck greenwashing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
we are in a big fight here in Sac over a plan to clear 3500 old blue oaks for a solar project (on Miwok ancestral land). it’s disgusting. fuck greenwashing.
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But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is