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Dan (Chariot Greeter)
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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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A man holding a hatchet is about to bring it down on a cherry coke. His head is the head of Yoda. At the top in pink letters it says “Yoda man, chop cherry coke” At the bottom in pink letters it says “then we’ll burn this whole madhouse down”
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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You down with fct
Flourless chocolate torte with a knife sitting on top
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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🎶Looooooove, let me sleep tonight… on your couch
The current pope is standing behind a red and gold chair, cupping a microphone gently in both hands, speaking or singing softly with his eyes closed. Behind him appears to be media chaos and one cardinal.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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The album cover for Tad’s album God’s Balls
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover to the album Suede by the band Suede. It features a warm toned, blurry image of two people kissing. In the space above them it says “Suede”
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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The sickos window cartoon guy saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!” But the head has been replaced with the head of singer and actor Sisqó
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
The band Blueshammer from the film Ghost World. Two white guys in jeans and button down shirts playing guitars. One has a Stratocaster and the other has a Telecaster. The white guy at the microphone has frosted tips. The year is 2001.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Post you from a different era
A teenage boy in a burgundy colored button down shirt stares intensely at the camera. He has a hand curled in front of his mouth.
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Pumpkins with the homies
A jack o’lantern with a large mouth with two fangs, lit from inside, shot in the dark so the eyes and mouth glow
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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🎶We’ll get hiiiiiiigher and hiiiiiigher straaaaaight up we’ll climb
Putnam was arrested on Oct. 18 after presenting a homemade ID card that read "Sammy Hagar, Rock God." He faces charges of fraud and disorderly conduct. When asked for comment during his arrest, Putnam reportedly shouted, "I can't drive to jail!"
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Two characters you like, and tag 5 others to do it too.

I read the instructions but I can’t handle the cognitive load of tagging people, so embrace chaos.
Happy Harry Hardon, as portrayed by Christian Slater, with a lit cigarette in his mouth and a lit match in his hand. Sarah Connor, as portrayed by Linda Hamilton. She’s wearing sunglasses and doing something with some sort of rifle. I don’t know anything about that, but it looks cool.
October 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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They’re already doing We3, we’re cooked lol
Caption: MAN IN CHINA TURNS ROBOT DOG INTO A BATTLE MACHINE FOR HIS PET RABBIT Above the caption is an image of a quadrupedal robot with a bubble on top in which sits a rabbit. There is a (presumably) fake minigun mounted next to the bubble. The robot is on a leash.
September 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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See? They aren’t scared.
A hardware store’s wall display of hoses
September 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Quote skeet with a funny reaction meme you haven’t found an opportunity to use yet
Geoff Tate in dark clothes against a blue background in soft focus. A yellow subtitle reads: Or has it just begun?
September 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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A quoted post with a picture as follows: a graphic from an instagram account called cinema blend. a photo of michael caine smiling at some event on the left and a photo of vin diesel smiling and pointing at another event on the right. caption: "celebrities: michael caine gushes over friendship with vin diesel in new book: 'this is my son!'" The quote post says “Me son, Vin Dieso”
September 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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the flaccid cactus: the flactus
A wacky inflatable tube cactus is blowing in the wind in a parking lot with market stalls
September 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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About to be peasantmaxxing at the farmers’ market
Mirror selfie of a man waist up in a cream colored half sleeve shirt, a wide brimmed hemp hat, and round eyeglasses
September 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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This has been her spot for 8 years
A black and tan dog lying between and on a pair of legs in beige trousers.
September 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Who would win, sleepy swine or grabby guys
Dinosaur heads with open mouths on sticks
August 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Was helping out with some painting in the living room today, so I was dressed for it. I always appreciate your thoughtful crops so I thought I’d give it a shot.
A man cropped from the mouth to mid torso. He has stubble on his chin. He is shirtless and wearing an apron with paint on it. A man in 3/4 view, cropped from above the mouth to the upper chest. He is shirtless and wearing an apron. Behind him is a TV with a sky and clouds. He needs sun or something.
August 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Sickos cartoon guy looking in a window but the shirt says Sisqó and the head has been replaced with the head of recording artist Sisqó
August 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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See that’s the sort of thing you can do when you take the time to learn and understand stuff
Last week, Anthropic petitioned to appeal the lass certitication 1, urging the court to weigh questions that the district court judge, William Alsup, seemingly did not. Alsup allegedly failed to conduct a "rigorous analysis" of the potential class and instead based his judgment on his "50 years" of experience, Anthropic said.
August 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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It’s the psychic lady from Bones!
Cyndi Lauper on a stage lit in pink
August 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A man in a suit and tie speaks into a microphone and gestures with one hand. A caption says: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman warns of an air guitar solo
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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A cartoon hamster with glasses on in a blue suit with a yellow and black striped tie.
July 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM