Dan (Chariot Greeter)
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Dan (Chariot Greeter)
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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
When I was a youth it signaled where weed was, but now there’s no need for that lol
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
They bought the company that made the original Excel, they didn’t make it. Contradiction averted.
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
wtf
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
🎶and a bright orange pair of pants
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Did this guy read it or watch the Jeremy Irons movie
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Trust and safety for the *users* Aaron, the users
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Oh my god and the timing was awful! Were you able to get a phone?
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
What, that song about Batman?
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Aw man I got the weed hurls
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by Dan (Chariot Greeter)
you must love the language of the heart. despair and joy and love and hurt and yearning and. and and and. it is not human to silence one in pursuit solely of pleasure. you must listen to the whole heart. you must want to listen to the hearts of others. you cannot solace yourself with being right
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
🎶it’s important to meeeeeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
God, I’d be humiliated if my device made noise when I was in a place with other people.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oh no
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
pisp
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM