good! it was my seven-year-old's dessert request

have you ever used LA's Totally Awesome? it's only 1.25 at Dollar Tree and does a fuckin phenomenal job at getting primer off of GW plastic

it looks like Michael Clayton was playing nov 14-19 which is too bad, i was gonna suggest i could drive down and we could watch it Rocky Horror style, throwing baguettes at the screen, neighing like horses, etc

i had to do that last year in rural vermont at our family reunion, and i thought of it at this year's family reunion, which is the first where none of the kids use diapers at all, and a great peace settled over me as i appreciated the diapless life

is that the ottolenghi recipe? how was it?

when it comes to drinking whiskey without consequence, i see myself as a sort of "modern Corinne Keith"

i would, but also no potion can harm me. I'd probably give it a deep freeze in the freezer for a few hours, then thawing, just to make sure the alcohol and cold together kill off any pathogens

that video holds a special place in my heart because it was one of the first video files i managed to download using non-dialup internet, at like 144p quality. tiny postage stamp sized movie convincing me i was finally living in The Future

you certainly can, and i'm disappointed if you have not done so already

sweet five-pack, my man

we do.. we call it.. DragonGoo

that was what i saw on the ground last time i stepped through the Circle Of Unlight into 1546 CE where some new guy asked me for The Secrets and i had to describe cell phones and petrodollars again

putting on shades, murmuring in basso profundo "Mother's breakfast.. MUST be cool..."