GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
@golikehellmachine.com
anarchist hellscape warlord arbitration consultant. drummer in tragic lovers. writes WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, DOGE IS FOUR LETTERS, poster emeritus for NORMAL MEN.
https://golikehellmachine.com
https://normalmenpodcast.com
https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com
https://golikehellmachine.com
https://normalmenpodcast.com
https://tragiclovers.bandcamp.com
obi won voice: there is another
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
obi won voice: there is another
lol at the way these showed up
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
lol at the way these showed up
professor dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I. lives and is doing well as a portly boy, for those of you that wondered
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
professor dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I. lives and is doing well as a portly boy, for those of you that wondered
looking great, mister president, top notch, they're saying things like "no one's ever stuffed more padding into a suit", and, "everyone can notice how great you look, you know, considering the circumstances" and "it's great when a man finally learns to stop worrying about his hair"
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
looking great, mister president, top notch, they're saying things like "no one's ever stuffed more padding into a suit", and, "everyone can notice how great you look, you know, considering the circumstances" and "it's great when a man finally learns to stop worrying about his hair"
this is intended to be accompanied by our equally ridiculous sleeveless shirt
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
this is intended to be accompanied by our equally ridiculous sleeveless shirt
both gus baldwin + the sketch and bass drum of death fucking kick ass, but you can also pick up one of these ridiculous leather dad bandannas
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
both gus baldwin + the sketch and bass drum of death fucking kick ass, but you can also pick up one of these ridiculous leather dad bandannas
HEY PORTLAND! this is probably our last show of the year, and may end up being the biggest show we have ever played, so if you wanna check out an excellent show and maybe buy some ridiculous merch, come down to dante’s THIS FRIDAY NIGHT.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
HEY PORTLAND! this is probably our last show of the year, and may end up being the biggest show we have ever played, so if you wanna check out an excellent show and maybe buy some ridiculous merch, come down to dante’s THIS FRIDAY NIGHT.
i hate everything about all of this; i hate that I cannot promote a band without being an internet personality i hate that people think i know anything about politics, i hate that anyone thinks i can change anything, but like and subscribe, we are playing next friday night.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
i hate everything about all of this; i hate that I cannot promote a band without being an internet personality i hate that people think i know anything about politics, i hate that anyone thinks i can change anything, but like and subscribe, we are playing next friday night.
does this sound like a deal that’s done or someone trying to pressure dems into one
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
does this sound like a deal that’s done or someone trying to pressure dems into one
is this true? no idea. but johnson's behavior is consistent with it being true, and that's how rumors spread.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
is this true? no idea. but johnson's behavior is consistent with it being true, and that's how rumors spread.
huh, you don't say, that sounds like this may not actually be a deal yet, it's just republican concepts of a deal
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
huh, you don't say, that sounds like this may not actually be a deal yet, it's just republican concepts of a deal
this is more or less a perfect answer to an obvious gotcha question
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
this is more or less a perfect answer to an obvious gotcha question
happy halloween from my cranky-ass cat, prof. dr. robert s. catman, esq., P.I., who bit me immediately after this picture was taken
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
happy halloween from my cranky-ass cat, prof. dr. robert s. catman, esq., P.I., who bit me immediately after this picture was taken
eyes emoji www.politico.com/live-updates...
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
eyes emoji www.politico.com/live-updates...
lol, checks out
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
lol, checks out
every fucking website is just this now
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
every fucking website is just this now
most of these are not even the median position of progressive dems
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
most of these are not even the median position of progressive dems
this is completely fucking nuts, holy shit
October 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
this is completely fucking nuts, holy shit