Dumb Meg
@dmbmeg.bsky.social
K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist. Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan.
Leave trans people be you absolute fucking weirdos.
I got all kinds of good posts for all kinds of good people.
Leave trans people be you absolute fucking weirdos.
I got all kinds of good posts for all kinds of good people.
The Pepsi commercial with Josh Allen and Justin Jefferson is just cruel, imo
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The Pepsi commercial with Josh Allen and Justin Jefferson is just cruel, imo
Evening Mom thinks Afternoon Mom is the GOAT.
Just gave my kid a bath and put his pajamas on for the night
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Evening Mom thinks Afternoon Mom is the GOAT.
How does anyone get kids to eat vegetables?
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
How does anyone get kids to eat vegetables?
When can we never hear or see from the Kelces ever again? Soon?
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When can we never hear or see from the Kelces ever again? Soon?
The entire Buffalo offensive line thinks sleeves are woke
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The entire Buffalo offensive line thinks sleeves are woke
Just gave my kid a bath and put his pajamas on for the night
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just gave my kid a bath and put his pajamas on for the night
The similarities with how I cook and how I give anesthesia are frequent. Everything is titrate to effect.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The similarities with how I cook and how I give anesthesia are frequent. Everything is titrate to effect.
The Christmas TV watching rules are cozy Christmas movies about love in the morning, and something involving a Claire Danes lip quiver at night.
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Christmas TV watching rules are cozy Christmas movies about love in the morning, and something involving a Claire Danes lip quiver at night.
I welcome people losing their shit in front of me because I will simply refuse to give them anesthesia for their colonoscopy.
That shuts people up real quick.
That shuts people up real quick.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I welcome people losing their shit in front of me because I will simply refuse to give them anesthesia for their colonoscopy.
That shuts people up real quick.
That shuts people up real quick.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Nothing like living with the perpetual Iowa optimist: “we put 15 points on them.” It’s pathologic, really.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Nothing like living with the perpetual Iowa optimist: “we put 15 points on them.” It’s pathologic, really.
Don’t you guy say it!
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Don’t you guy say it!
Omg Brady Quinn has grey hair
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Omg Brady Quinn has grey hair
Immediate block when I read anyone say “chiropractors are doctors”
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Immediate block when I read anyone say “chiropractors are doctors”
Hearing my son sing the Jurassic Park theme to himself at night is top 5 greatest moments for me as a mom.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hearing my son sing the Jurassic Park theme to himself at night is top 5 greatest moments for me as a mom.
My Soul Sister!
This is the energy we need from everyone
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My Soul Sister!
Time for the new Friday Night Dumb Meg Special: 1 10mg edible and a glass of wine.
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Time for the new Friday Night Dumb Meg Special: 1 10mg edible and a glass of wine.
You guys. He would have a PICC or a port if he was having regular infusions. I think this is just bruising from being old and on blood thinners. Sometimes old people have bruises on their hands that just don’t go away.
It is kinda wild how the president is evidently receiving some kind of regular medical care that requires IVs and we don't know what's up
Trump's bandaged and discolored hand was visible today during an event where he again at times struggled to keep his eyes open (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You guys. He would have a PICC or a port if he was having regular infusions. I think this is just bruising from being old and on blood thinners. Sometimes old people have bruises on their hands that just don’t go away.
Him: what are you looking at on your phone?
Me: oh, just reading about how Taco Bell changed the name of “chilito” to “chili cheese burrito” in the 90s because apparently chilito is slang for small dick in Spanish.
Me: oh, just reading about how Taco Bell changed the name of “chilito” to “chili cheese burrito” in the 90s because apparently chilito is slang for small dick in Spanish.
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Him: what are you looking at on your phone?
Me: oh, just reading about how Taco Bell changed the name of “chilito” to “chili cheese burrito” in the 90s because apparently chilito is slang for small dick in Spanish.
Me: oh, just reading about how Taco Bell changed the name of “chilito” to “chili cheese burrito” in the 90s because apparently chilito is slang for small dick in Spanish.
Look at my sweet baby at his first big boy vet appointment
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Look at my sweet baby at his first big boy vet appointment
Reposted by Dumb Meg
To quote the GOAT:
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
To quote the GOAT:
This one got me this morning
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This one got me this morning
My dad died of mesothelioma that he got from his time in the Navy and I couldn’t think of a more pleasant thing for Benny Johnson to do.
easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My dad died of mesothelioma that he got from his time in the Navy and I couldn’t think of a more pleasant thing for Benny Johnson to do.