Schnorkles O'Bork
@schnorkles.bsky.social
A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
I don't think people are ready for the level of insane bs that's going to kick off if the GOP loses TN-07
Okay this is dark but how high are we putting the chances of Trump posting about wanting a public execution in the next couple of days? Not saying he has the juice to make that happen, though god only knows. But he’ll post about it!
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don't think people are ready for the level of insane bs that's going to kick off if the GOP loses TN-07
As I have posted before, one time Schnorkmom poured two cups of egg nog into the mashed potatoes.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As I have posted before, one time Schnorkmom poured two cups of egg nog into the mashed potatoes.
Kinda wonder what RFKs marriage looks like rn lmao
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Kinda wonder what RFKs marriage looks like rn lmao
Also I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season*
*If you are in the united states and you celebrate such things.
*If you are in the united states and you celebrate such things.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Also I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season*
*If you are in the united states and you celebrate such things.
*If you are in the united states and you celebrate such things.
Now listen here
can you please draw a diagram of how planes have sex with each other? thanks
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Now listen here
Went out of town with the lady for the first time on our own (kids were with grandparents) for five fucking years and man oh man
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Went out of town with the lady for the first time on our own (kids were with grandparents) for five fucking years and man oh man
Everyone should be so lucky to live in a city that owns its own utility and has a massive stabilization fund.
data centers are driving up electricity prices for households — and price relief may not be coming anytime soon… Residential retail electricity prices in September were up 7.4%, to about 18 cents per kilowatt hour, according the Energy Information Administration... www.cnbc.com/2025/11/26/a...
AI data center 'frenzy' is pushing up your electric bill — here's why
Energy-hungry data centers that underpin artificial intelligence are contributing to higher residential electricity bills, say experts.
www.cnbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Everyone should be so lucky to live in a city that owns its own utility and has a massive stabilization fund.
Get the distinct feeling a massive intelligence failure is brewing.
Per NBC News, the suspect in the National Guard shooting is Rahmanullah Lakanwal, an Afghan national who last lived in Washington State.
He is 29.
He is 29.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Get the distinct feeling a massive intelligence failure is brewing.
I think it'd be pretty cool if the Blue Jays did vaguely what the Dodgers did last year and say "well, we made a ton of money getting to the WS so now it's time to go after it."
Clubs that spend deserve to win, imho.
Clubs that spend deserve to win, imho.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think it'd be pretty cool if the Blue Jays did vaguely what the Dodgers did last year and say "well, we made a ton of money getting to the WS so now it's time to go after it."
Clubs that spend deserve to win, imho.
Clubs that spend deserve to win, imho.
We have Thanksgiving at 1pm because my inlaws are insane, so we always have the "what do we have for dinner on THANKSGIVING" conversation.
The tradition has become there's one Chinese restaurant that stays open until 9pm. So...
The tradition has become there's one Chinese restaurant that stays open until 9pm. So...
Tell me something that’s Thanksgiving tradition in your family that would be super weird to folks on the outside.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We have Thanksgiving at 1pm because my inlaws are insane, so we always have the "what do we have for dinner on THANKSGIVING" conversation.
The tradition has become there's one Chinese restaurant that stays open until 9pm. So...
The tradition has become there's one Chinese restaurant that stays open until 9pm. So...
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
B-but the decorum!!
It is typical for new administrations to clear out political appointees who served the prior mayor, though it is not always done with as much lead time or so extensively. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/n...
In City Hall Housecleaning, Mamdani Asks 179 Adams Staff Members to Quit
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
B-but the decorum!!
A notorious drunk who's pretty obviously blitzed in half his public appearances picking this fight with am astronaut is... a choice.
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A notorious drunk who's pretty obviously blitzed in half his public appearances picking this fight with am astronaut is... a choice.
Lmao the end of the world is such a mess.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lmao the end of the world is such a mess.
Lmao
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lmao
Lmao.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lmao.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
To provide an actual response: opinion is not voter salience
I support Trans rights as much as anyone but it's an electoral loser. It helps Republicans who are ok with shooting trans.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
To provide an actual response: opinion is not voter salience
Nothin in the rules that says a red panda can't post.
share a 90s movie u think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Nothin in the rules that says a red panda can't post.
My mother once grabbed the wrong container and put two cups of egg nog into the mashed potatoes.
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My mother once grabbed the wrong container and put two cups of egg nog into the mashed potatoes.
I think people should realize here that Mark Kelly is a very savvy politician who doesn't really move from where his constituents are and is notoriously careful because he's a democrat from Arizona.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think people should realize here that Mark Kelly is a very savvy politician who doesn't really move from where his constituents are and is notoriously careful because he's a democrat from Arizona.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
Schnorkwife and I's non-wedding (but basically the more important anniversary, idk) is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. so I will be gone for a few days.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Schnorkwife and I's non-wedding (but basically the more important anniversary, idk) is the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. so I will be gone for a few days.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. 🤌
I mean at least it wasn't called Skynet.
"the president has directed the Department of Energy to launch an AI project called the genesis mission" sounds like something out of a technothriller
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I mean at least it wasn't called Skynet.
I'm not a huge rah-rah support the troops sort, but they're going to try to stolen valor Kelly over the next couple of weeks and it's going to absolutely run into a brick wall.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm not a huge rah-rah support the troops sort, but they're going to try to stolen valor Kelly over the next couple of weeks and it's going to absolutely run into a brick wall.