Schnorkles O'Bork
@schnorkles.bsky.social
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A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
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schnorkles.bsky.social
So, like, I think this is an interesting idea, but the current technology is just utterly incapable of filling that role.
schnorkles.bsky.social
One of the things that I would differentiate here is that LLMs cannot, by their nature, be accurate simulations, because they are far too accommodating and deferential. It is nearly impossible to get an LLM to be overall antagonistic.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Increasingly likely that someone told Trump if China cuts off rare earths we are entirely boned.
schnorkles.bsky.social
They kind of misjudge the reasons why, they're mad about assessments going up in general, but there's plenty of posting about how expensive groceries are, etc. I think people are misjudging how much this could be a problem for the incumbent party again.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Something that I will note, being intimately involved in local politics, is that both the hard right and middle right in the area is yelling bloody murder about cost of living.

I mention this specifically because Trump's constant "prices are going down, working hard" isn't actually some magic spell
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mikeblack114.bsky.social
it's also why it's increasingly possible them trying to do this ends up breaking something, because the payment systems aren't set up to work this way (because it's illegal)

I'm not sure how you'd reprogram funds into a nonexistent account, but DFAS's systems won't like however you end up doing it
schnorkles.bsky.social
Realistically I do expect that one of the major high profile walkbacks of the admin here in the next little while is going to be walking back this, because the damage to the treats coalition if you don't is uh.. well, I hope you like losing badly
dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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schnorkles.bsky.social
Love a good posting pile on, if I go totally broke brained and post something idiotic, I fully expect the response to be swift and merciless. Like hyenas turning on Scar at the end of the Lion King.
schnorkles.bsky.social
I mean that may not be a bad bet tbh
schnorkles.bsky.social
Today in posts that the poster maybe should have thought harder about.
sallyjenx.bsky.social
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
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mikeblack114.bsky.social
No it's 100% illegal and I really wish that guy would delete that post because the guy from xitter he's screenshotting is a former Mike Johnson advisor who is either unsurprisingly dumb or knowingly lying

You can't reprogram funds into an appropriation ("color of money") that doesn't exist
schnorkles.bsky.social
The president appears worried about the markets response to his China posting.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Lmaaaaaaaoooooooo
josephpolitano.bsky.social
My “don’t worry about China, it will all be fine” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt
A tweet from Donald Trump that reads “Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment. He doesn’t want Depression for his country, and neither do I. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!! President DJT”
schnorkles.bsky.social
Nope. Nope nope nope

Nooopppee
schnorkles.bsky.social
I tend to think this works on Vance in particular because everyone hates him and he's so odious and transparent. Other members of the lie about everything brigade are a little more clever about it.
rincewind.run
if we'd treated their obvious baldfaced lies and deflections more like this over the past eight years maybe we wouldn't be in this situation

shocking how easy it is when you actually see it done
atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
schnorkles.bsky.social
Seeing toxx outside mechanism
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Lol. Even the media can't handle how much of a shit Vance is.
atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
schnorkles.bsky.social
JD Vance is the Mallard Fillmore duck screaming "liberals!" Over and over again
atrupar.com
BRENNAN: CBS confirmed the Trump administration rescinded the layoffs of CDC scientists. Some were involved with the federal measles response. How does a mistake like this happen?

VANCE: The govt shutdown inevitably leads to some chaos. It happened because of Schumer

B: But this was a WH decision
schnorkles.bsky.social
It's the problem with conspiracy theories meeting reality. A little thought and it becomes clear why it's so insane. You pardoned 274 agents Mr. President?
helitzur.bsky.social
Haven't they been going back and forth on this since the actual day of J6? Alternating between "it was great, they were all patriots" and "it was all an antifa false flag."
schnorkles.bsky.social
The "some of the J6ers were actually federal agents!" Thing is hilarious because uh, gonna institute some major distrust amongst your supporters.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Were gonna find 274 people that I pardoned, and out them back in jail!!
marcelias.bsky.social
This has real -- I intended to dm "Pam" -- energy.
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paleofuture.bsky.social
This government is a well-oiled machine that’s definitely not suffering from internal power struggles hastily papered over as technical mistakes
The employees "were sent incorrect
notifications, which was fixed last night and this morning with a technical correction," a senior administration official said. "Any correction has already been remedied."