mr. sardonicus
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ericw94.bsky.social
Read this if you want to know why people in the country think Baltimore is a shithole.
ianmwolfe.bsky.social
This Fox article today might belong in the hall of fame of bad faith use of statistics.
The headline cites a "spike in car thefts in some Baltimore districts" and the body goes on to point out some crazy increases: 62% in Northwest! 30% in Central! Sounds like a real City in Crisis, right? A 🧵:
Fox Baltimore headline: Man's car stolen from garage amidst spike in car thefts in some Baltimore districts Recent data from the Baltimore Police Department indicates a rise in auto thefts in three of the city's nine districts over a seven-day period, with a 30% increase in the Central district, 62% in the Northwest district and 12% in the Eastern district.

Last week, five districts reported increases.
mmcgrath.bsky.social
thank u friend, I was also hoping for more from the mets this season, especially after they acquired ceddy
mmcgrath.bsky.social
i’d say in terms of terrible away fans who come through camden yards, obviously yankees fans are the absolute fuckin worst, followed closely by red sox fans, and then surprisingly dodgers, but right after them are the jays fans
mmcgrath.bsky.social
I think it would be good for symbolic reasons if the jays won the WS but as a fan of a different AL east team, I really fucking hate the jays and their dork ass loser fan base, so i’m rooting for the mariners I guess
mmcgrath.bsky.social
some nice live-in garages though
mmcgrath.bsky.social
I was like “why in the year 2025 is someone blasting POD right now at max volume?” and well, it was actually POD
mmcgrath.bsky.social
this is happening across the harbor from me right now and it fucking sucks
mmcgrath.bsky.social
the free press isn’t a news site, it’s just a collection of op-eds written by people who are too shit tier and hacky to even make it on to any of the garbage op-ed pages of an actual newspaper in 2025
mmcgrath.bsky.social
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impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
mmcgrath.bsky.social
this also applies to “new” media as well, btw, as evidenced by the sheer number of useless dumbfuck gawkerverse people who keep turning up in various places despite being rock stupid and having nothing interesting to say
mmcgrath.bsky.social
the whole bari weiss affair is just more evidence that 90% of media is a giant dinner party/circlejerk that you don’t belong to. these people want you to think they’re hard nosed first amendment warriors but really it’s just a social club for people who went to the right schools.
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mmcgrath.bsky.social
I want people who can win elections and who can appeal to moron swing voters, but I also want people who aren’t going to get up their own ass about what a mavericky maverick they are
mmcgrath.bsky.social
compare and contrast with chris van hollen, a boring, suit-wearing member of THUH DEMUHCHRATIC ESTABLISHMENT who was flying to el salvador to meet with kilmar abrego and speaking out on gaza while fett was doing his 20th cable hit about how we should all hand it to trump
mmcgrath.bsky.social
every fuckin day I see this goon he makes me angrier. big thanks to everyone who foisted this “progressive” asshole on us.
atrupar.com
Maria Bartiromo tries to reassure Fetterman: "You know, senator, what you just said, it's really shamefully on your colleagues. You feeling isolated -- that is absolutely outrageous. You are a breath of fresh air. I know our viewers are grateful."
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dabenner.bsky.social
My whole life, had to deal with "Christians" like Vance and Vought complaining about civic virtue, and they can't pass the most basic tests of morality. The contrast with the clergy in Chicago couldn't be starker.
mmcgrath.bsky.social
adam jentelson should quit politics forever and enter a monastery
mmcgrath.bsky.social
“he was different before the stroke!” no, that’s fucking cope.
mmcgrath.bsky.social
every fuckin day I see this goon he makes me angrier. big thanks to everyone who foisted this “progressive” asshole on us.
atrupar.com
Maria Bartiromo tries to reassure Fetterman: "You know, senator, what you just said, it's really shamefully on your colleagues. You feeling isolated -- that is absolutely outrageous. You are a breath of fresh air. I know our viewers are grateful."
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mmcgrath.bsky.social
one thing that’s kind of fucked up is that when a movie star dies, a bunch of streaming services have their “in memoriam” playlists up within a couple hours. I feel like maybe you should wait a day.
mmcgrath.bsky.social
basketball season starts next month