Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
Day three of the hat.
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Day three of the hat.
I don’t mind saying Walton Goggins is the Grinch we should have gotten instead of Jim Carrey.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I don’t mind saying Walton Goggins is the Grinch we should have gotten instead of Jim Carrey.
A little German Christmas Market at Zion Lutheran in Baltimore, a little goulash, a little bit of Pilsner, and now it’s time to go get the Christmas tree.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A little German Christmas Market at Zion Lutheran in Baltimore, a little goulash, a little bit of Pilsner, and now it’s time to go get the Christmas tree.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I had an early Thanksgiving last weekend with my sons and my parents. My mom made a pork shoulder and six carb dishes. No vegetables. Everything on the plate was shaved of gray and brown. We ate until very full.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I had an early Thanksgiving last weekend with my sons and my parents. My mom made a pork shoulder and six carb dishes. No vegetables. Everything on the plate was shaved of gray and brown. We ate until very full.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
Just imagining the moment on Thanksgiving when Trump, emotional, looked around the table and told each one of his children and his beloved wife how he was overcome with love and gratitude as he told each how they have enriched his life, for which he was thankful.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just imagining the moment on Thanksgiving when Trump, emotional, looked around the table and told each one of his children and his beloved wife how he was overcome with love and gratitude as he told each how they have enriched his life, for which he was thankful.
It’s cold, people are in town for Thanksgiving, live music is playing at the local, and the drinks are flowing and lubricating good conversations. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, folks.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s cold, people are in town for Thanksgiving, live music is playing at the local, and the drinks are flowing and lubricating good conversations. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, folks.
It’s time. Every day until Christmas this sits on my head at least part of the day.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s time. Every day until Christmas this sits on my head at least part of the day.
This was a great meal.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This was a great meal.
Let’s all be honest. The post-Thanksgiving carb-loaded farts are kind of epic. I do appreciate that my girlfriend’s family had both the crass and the class to announce when they are “going on a fart walk” outside.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Let’s all be honest. The post-Thanksgiving carb-loaded farts are kind of epic. I do appreciate that my girlfriend’s family had both the crass and the class to announce when they are “going on a fart walk” outside.
The Ravens are certainly good enough to win the division, make the playoffs. But this is not a Superbowl team.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Ravens are certainly good enough to win the division, make the playoffs. But this is not a Superbowl team.
Thanksgiving with my girlfriend’s family. 50+ people in attendance. They do a beer tasting. 85 beers this year. It lasts five hours.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thanksgiving with my girlfriend’s family. 50+ people in attendance. They do a beer tasting. 85 beers this year. It lasts five hours.
This news is relevant to my immediate current interests.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This news is relevant to my immediate current interests.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Science is heralding the heretofore unthinkable adhesive properties of the mashed potatoes I just ate.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Science is heralding the heretofore unthinkable adhesive properties of the mashed potatoes I just ate.
I’m not crying at this manipulative Lions fan piece, you’re crying at this manipulative Lions fan piece.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m not crying at this manipulative Lions fan piece, you’re crying at this manipulative Lions fan piece.
This is entirely incorrect.
An old Correct Opinion that is Still Correct—The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.
Listen Up, Turkeys: The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m. - Hell Gate
Most Thanksgiving stressors stem from the massive mid-day meal.
hellgatenyc.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is entirely incorrect.
Tom Brady and his Ambervision ass looking glasses. I hate that man so much.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tom Brady and his Ambervision ass looking glasses. I hate that man so much.
My 20 y.o. son takes pride in the fact that he figured out whodunnit in each of Hallmark Channel’s Mistletoe Murders.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My 20 y.o. son takes pride in the fact that he figured out whodunnit in each of Hallmark Channel’s Mistletoe Murders.
I smartly chose dinner rolls as the thing I would bring to Thanksgiving dinner, and now I’ve had enough drinks and it’s late enough that making dinner rolls tomorrow may as well have been Beef Wellington.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I smartly chose dinner rolls as the thing I would bring to Thanksgiving dinner, and now I’ve had enough drinks and it’s late enough that making dinner rolls tomorrow may as well have been Beef Wellington.
We, thankfully, legitimize judges and thus the law by the formalities. Calling them “Your Honor.” The black robes. Etc. I only note this because I watched a judge tonight, a friend, drunk, eating a Funyun he dropped on the floor of a Royal Farms.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
We, thankfully, legitimize judges and thus the law by the formalities. Calling them “Your Honor.” The black robes. Etc. I only note this because I watched a judge tonight, a friend, drunk, eating a Funyun he dropped on the floor of a Royal Farms.
For those who would like to see my “livestream,” real-time posts of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles from last year (and which I did before on Twitter), have at it. Note: all posts were made at the time shown in the movie. It took more than 48 hours, sometimes posting at 3 am, and it was exhausting.
For the next three days, I will be “livestreaming” the film “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.”
I will post scenes *from* the film *on* the day and times shown in the film, with travel times researched using GPS. Care in accuracy is taken.
All times displayed are local to the film.
Please enjoy.
I will post scenes *from* the film *on* the day and times shown in the film, with travel times researched using GPS. Care in accuracy is taken.
All times displayed are local to the film.
Please enjoy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
For those who would like to see my “livestream,” real-time posts of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles from last year (and which I did before on Twitter), have at it. Note: all posts were made at the time shown in the movie. It took more than 48 hours, sometimes posting at 3 am, and it was exhausting.
The Last Waltz performance—song by song—by two dozen or more local musicians is a veritable homecoming of the Baltimore neighborhood Fells Point denizens. It’s my favorite event of the year and kicks off the holiday season in the very best way. I love my city.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Last Waltz performance—song by song—by two dozen or more local musicians is a veritable homecoming of the Baltimore neighborhood Fells Point denizens. It’s my favorite event of the year and kicks off the holiday season in the very best way. I love my city.
Last year I did a real time series of posts following Planes, Trains and Automobiles—a Thanksgiving film—from 4:45 pm Tuesday until about 6:45 pm on Thanksgiving. It was exhausting. This year I decided not to do it, and it’s been great. Go back and look if you want. It was satisfying but holy shit.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Last year I did a real time series of posts following Planes, Trains and Automobiles—a Thanksgiving film—from 4:45 pm Tuesday until about 6:45 pm on Thanksgiving. It was exhausting. This year I decided not to do it, and it’s been great. Go back and look if you want. It was satisfying but holy shit.
Decades. Decades upon decades. Birthed and fed by her, so many meals, holiday after holiday. Fork to mouth in her presence, discussions of this food and that. Decades it’s been.
And yet, if it’s been once it’s been a thousand times:
Mom, I’ve told you this many times. I *hate* corn soufflé.
And yet, if it’s been once it’s been a thousand times:
Mom, I’ve told you this many times. I *hate* corn soufflé.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Decades. Decades upon decades. Birthed and fed by her, so many meals, holiday after holiday. Fork to mouth in her presence, discussions of this food and that. Decades it’s been.
And yet, if it’s been once it’s been a thousand times:
Mom, I’ve told you this many times. I *hate* corn soufflé.
And yet, if it’s been once it’s been a thousand times:
Mom, I’ve told you this many times. I *hate* corn soufflé.
The Great Muppet Donner Party (Columbia Pictures, 2027) (Cronenberg, D., dir.).
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The Great Muppet Donner Party (Columbia Pictures, 2027) (Cronenberg, D., dir.).