Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
Excellent chapeau!
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Excellent chapeau!
Santa, or Santagrübbenführer or whatever those people call him, way, way phoning it in this year. Jeans and sneakers?? Put your beard on right! He should be ashamed standing next to the German Christmas Engeldamen or whatever she is. She looks amazing. Get your shit together, Axis Santa!
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Santa, or Santagrübbenführer or whatever those people call him, way, way phoning it in this year. Jeans and sneakers?? Put your beard on right! He should be ashamed standing next to the German Christmas Engeldamen or whatever she is. She looks amazing. Get your shit together, Axis Santa!
Honestly, it’s the only way I can stay sane in These Troubled Times™️.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Honestly, it’s the only way I can stay sane in These Troubled Times™️.
I deleted my account t and have never been back, and am annoyed when people post screenshots of some obvious troll and are like, “Look at this shit!” No! I do not want to look at that shit! I left!
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I deleted my account t and have never been back, and am annoyed when people post screenshots of some obvious troll and are like, “Look at this shit!” No! I do not want to look at that shit! I left!
I’m…not sure this is a good, broad characterization. There are a lot of unis out there, lots of different kids.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m…not sure this is a good, broad characterization. There are a lot of unis out there, lots of different kids.
Sounds plausible.
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Sounds plausible.
This also happened 8 weeks ago! “Oh, it comes on again in a few hours,” says my mom, who complains about a three-cent increase in library fines, but is…cool, I guess? with basic utilities just sort of collapsing.
Classic, textbook, stereotypical Boomers. Like orange cats. Zero object permanence.
Classic, textbook, stereotypical Boomers. Like orange cats. Zero object permanence.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This also happened 8 weeks ago! “Oh, it comes on again in a few hours,” says my mom, who complains about a three-cent increase in library fines, but is…cool, I guess? with basic utilities just sort of collapsing.
Classic, textbook, stereotypical Boomers. Like orange cats. Zero object permanence.
Classic, textbook, stereotypical Boomers. Like orange cats. Zero object permanence.
How does an entire county just…suddenly lose water? There was no flood, no reservoir break. As far as I can tell, no asteroid hit us. It was 67 degrees under clear skies. It’s 28 miles from the ocean, and right next to the Albemarle Sound, for Christ’s sake. Water, water, everywhere!
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
How does an entire county just…suddenly lose water? There was no flood, no reservoir break. As far as I can tell, no asteroid hit us. It was 67 degrees under clear skies. It’s 28 miles from the ocean, and right next to the Albemarle Sound, for Christ’s sake. Water, water, everywhere!
Me, awaiting helplessly, for unseen engineers of the Chowan County Water Department to figure out how to turn on the goddamned water again.
a woman is sitting in a chair wearing a black t-shirt that says `` i have a bomb '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair wearing a black t-shirt that says `` i have a bomb '' .
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November 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Me, awaiting helplessly, for unseen engineers of the Chowan County Water Department to figure out how to turn on the goddamned water again.
What I love about this classic Stephen J. Cannell tale is that in every episode with the nuns there is one jeep or car that hits a shrub or bush and flips over in its side on the way to the church or chapel or mission. And also they have to put the Pope to sleep because he can’t fly.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What I love about this classic Stephen J. Cannell tale is that in every episode with the nuns there is one jeep or car that hits a shrub or bush and flips over in its side on the way to the church or chapel or mission. And also they have to put the Pope to sleep because he can’t fly.
But seriously, Christen, it was like we ate my mom’s bomb and then watched as there was no outlet to our gastrointestinal pain. Explosions, while not imminent, were certainly fomenting. Menacingly.
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
But seriously, Christen, it was like we ate my mom’s bomb and then watched as there was no outlet to our gastrointestinal pain. Explosions, while not imminent, were certainly fomenting. Menacingly.
And that, kids, is WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE.*
*Obscure Arrested Development reference.
*Obscure Arrested Development reference.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
And that, kids, is WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE.*
*Obscure Arrested Development reference.
*Obscure Arrested Development reference.
This is fair. But I was personally relieved when I sheepishly told my girlfriend at her 50+ person in attendance Thanksgiving dinner party that I was going to quietly duck out to smoke, and her cousin heard me and said, “I’ll join you, I need a fart walk anyway,” and we—free men—went out and did so.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This is fair. But I was personally relieved when I sheepishly told my girlfriend at her 50+ person in attendance Thanksgiving dinner party that I was going to quietly duck out to smoke, and her cousin heard me and said, “I’ll join you, I need a fart walk anyway,” and we—free men—went out and did so.
And when he walked around to let her out of the car to poo…THERE WAS A HOOK IN THE DOOR HANDLE!
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
And when he walked around to let her out of the car to poo…THERE WAS A HOOK IN THE DOOR HANDLE!
It’s the best movie featuring Marvel characters, easily.
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It’s the best movie featuring Marvel characters, easily.
I consoled myself with the realization that each of them makes more money than I may ever see, and also that one day John Harbaugh will, statistically, likely die before me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I consoled myself with the realization that each of them makes more money than I may ever see, and also that one day John Harbaugh will, statistically, likely die before me.
Hug your loved ones and pray you never face such anticipatory Hell.
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Hug your loved ones and pray you never face such anticipatory Hell.
I cannot catalogue the ensuing terror.
“Just pee in the yard,” my mom said. “Pee is not the issue,” I replied, my panic slowly manifesting.
They lived in nowhere, NC. Closest working plumbing was 20 minutes away.
That was a very, very long four hours.
“Just pee in the yard,” my mom said. “Pee is not the issue,” I replied, my panic slowly manifesting.
They lived in nowhere, NC. Closest working plumbing was 20 minutes away.
That was a very, very long four hours.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I cannot catalogue the ensuing terror.
“Just pee in the yard,” my mom said. “Pee is not the issue,” I replied, my panic slowly manifesting.
They lived in nowhere, NC. Closest working plumbing was 20 minutes away.
That was a very, very long four hours.
“Just pee in the yard,” my mom said. “Pee is not the issue,” I replied, my panic slowly manifesting.
They lived in nowhere, NC. Closest working plumbing was 20 minutes away.
That was a very, very long four hours.
WEEKEND’S HERE!
HAVE A CAN OF BEER!
HAVE A CAN OF BEER!
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
WEEKEND’S HERE!
HAVE A CAN OF BEER!
HAVE A CAN OF BEER!
