Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
Grabbing some pizza with Ryan Lizza and Chris Cillizza
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Grabbing some pizza with Ryan Lizza and Chris Cillizza
I hate that I’m not going to get enough sleep because of a Washington game.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I hate that I’m not going to get enough sleep because of a Washington game.
JESUS what a game.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
JESUS what a game.
Nice to see the head ref was, yesterday, making moonshine from his trailer in Hooten Holler, WV.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Nice to see the head ref was, yesterday, making moonshine from his trailer in Hooten Holler, WV.
EASILY the best game of the weekend.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
EASILY the best game of the weekend.
I am surprised that this is the best game of the weekend, but it shouldn’t have been. Washington doing well this week without Daniels.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I am surprised that this is the best game of the weekend, but it shouldn’t have been. Washington doing well this week without Daniels.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Rage Against the Machine
INXS (first concert)
Dead Milkmen
Tim Capello
Devo at Tiny Desk
Not among the best bands, but easily the first five most memorable shows.
Rage Against the Machine
INXS (first concert)
Dead Milkmen
Tim Capello
Devo at Tiny Desk
Not among the best bands, but easily the first five most memorable shows.
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
- circle takes the square
- joanna newsom
- tvxq
- defiance, ohio
- pig destroyer
- circle takes the square
- joanna newsom
- tvxq
- defiance, ohio
- pig destroyer
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
-Built to Spill
-The Decemberists
-Destroyer
-My Morning Jacket
-Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
-Built to Spill
-The Decemberists
-Destroyer
-My Morning Jacket
-Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Rage Against the Machine
INXS (first concert)
Dead Milkmen
Tim Capello
Devo at Tiny Desk
Not among the best bands, but easily the first five most memorable shows.
Rage Against the Machine
INXS (first concert)
Dead Milkmen
Tim Capello
Devo at Tiny Desk
Not among the best bands, but easily the first five most memorable shows.
It’s almost time, perverts.
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s almost time, perverts.
8 feet plus of joy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
8 feet plus of joy.
This is the Pittsburgh Steelers I like to watch.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is the Pittsburgh Steelers I like to watch.
Aaron Rodgers on the sideline jamming rolled-up 200 grit sandpaper up his nose because he did his own research.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Aaron Rodgers on the sideline jamming rolled-up 200 grit sandpaper up his nose because he did his own research.
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It’s the two-year anniversary of Henry Kissinger's death.
Take it away, Mr Bourdain:
Take it away, Mr Bourdain:
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s the two-year anniversary of Henry Kissinger's death.
Take it away, Mr Bourdain:
Take it away, Mr Bourdain:
Day three of the hat.
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Day three of the hat.
I don’t mind saying Walton Goggins is the Grinch we should have gotten instead of Jim Carrey.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I don’t mind saying Walton Goggins is the Grinch we should have gotten instead of Jim Carrey.
A little German Christmas Market at Zion Lutheran in Baltimore, a little goulash, a little bit of Pilsner, and now it’s time to go get the Christmas tree.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A little German Christmas Market at Zion Lutheran in Baltimore, a little goulash, a little bit of Pilsner, and now it’s time to go get the Christmas tree.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I had an early Thanksgiving last weekend with my sons and my parents. My mom made a pork shoulder and six carb dishes. No vegetables. Everything on the plate was shaved of gray and brown. We ate until very full.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I had an early Thanksgiving last weekend with my sons and my parents. My mom made a pork shoulder and six carb dishes. No vegetables. Everything on the plate was shaved of gray and brown. We ate until very full.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
An hour after dinner their water cut off for four hours. No toilets worked.
Just imagining the moment on Thanksgiving when Trump, emotional, looked around the table and told each one of his children and his beloved wife how he was overcome with love and gratitude as he told each how they have enriched his life, for which he was thankful.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just imagining the moment on Thanksgiving when Trump, emotional, looked around the table and told each one of his children and his beloved wife how he was overcome with love and gratitude as he told each how they have enriched his life, for which he was thankful.
It’s cold, people are in town for Thanksgiving, live music is playing at the local, and the drinks are flowing and lubricating good conversations. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, folks.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s cold, people are in town for Thanksgiving, live music is playing at the local, and the drinks are flowing and lubricating good conversations. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, folks.
It’s time. Every day until Christmas this sits on my head at least part of the day.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s time. Every day until Christmas this sits on my head at least part of the day.
This was a great meal.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This was a great meal.
Let’s all be honest. The post-Thanksgiving carb-loaded farts are kind of epic. I do appreciate that my girlfriend’s family had both the crass and the class to announce when they are “going on a fart walk” outside.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Let’s all be honest. The post-Thanksgiving carb-loaded farts are kind of epic. I do appreciate that my girlfriend’s family had both the crass and the class to announce when they are “going on a fart walk” outside.
The Ravens are certainly good enough to win the division, make the playoffs. But this is not a Superbowl team.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Ravens are certainly good enough to win the division, make the playoffs. But this is not a Superbowl team.
Thanksgiving with my girlfriend’s family. 50+ people in attendance. They do a beer tasting. 85 beers this year. It lasts five hours.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thanksgiving with my girlfriend’s family. 50+ people in attendance. They do a beer tasting. 85 beers this year. It lasts five hours.
This news is relevant to my immediate current interests.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This news is relevant to my immediate current interests.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.