Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
Day three of the hat.
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Day three of the hat.
A little German Christmas Market at Zion Lutheran in Baltimore, a little goulash, a little bit of Pilsner, and now it’s time to go get the Christmas tree.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A little German Christmas Market at Zion Lutheran in Baltimore, a little goulash, a little bit of Pilsner, and now it’s time to go get the Christmas tree.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
I am Christmasing the shit out of this year.
It’s cold, people are in town for Thanksgiving, live music is playing at the local, and the drinks are flowing and lubricating good conversations. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, folks.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s cold, people are in town for Thanksgiving, live music is playing at the local, and the drinks are flowing and lubricating good conversations. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, folks.
It’s time. Every day until Christmas this sits on my head at least part of the day.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s time. Every day until Christmas this sits on my head at least part of the day.
This was a great meal.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This was a great meal.
Thanksgiving with my girlfriend’s family. 50+ people in attendance. They do a beer tasting. 85 beers this year. It lasts five hours.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thanksgiving with my girlfriend’s family. 50+ people in attendance. They do a beer tasting. 85 beers this year. It lasts five hours.
This news is relevant to my immediate current interests.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This news is relevant to my immediate current interests.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Tom Brady and his Ambervision ass looking glasses. I hate that man so much.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tom Brady and his Ambervision ass looking glasses. I hate that man so much.
The Last Waltz performance—song by song—by two dozen or more local musicians is a veritable homecoming of the Baltimore neighborhood Fells Point denizens. It’s my favorite event of the year and kicks off the holiday season in the very best way. I love my city.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Last Waltz performance—song by song—by two dozen or more local musicians is a veritable homecoming of the Baltimore neighborhood Fells Point denizens. It’s my favorite event of the year and kicks off the holiday season in the very best way. I love my city.
It’s a mixed bag of joy and disgust when one of your favorite comedians comments on your post, but in doing so dead-names you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It’s a mixed bag of joy and disgust when one of your favorite comedians comments on your post, but in doing so dead-names you.
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I
Caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, that case I'll have rum and Coca-Cola
She said fine
And then in thirty seconds time she said
I wanna live like common people
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I
Caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, that case I'll have rum and Coca-Cola
She said fine
And then in thirty seconds time she said
I wanna live like common people
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I
Caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, that case I'll have rum and Coca-Cola
She said fine
And then in thirty seconds time she said
I wanna live like common people
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I
Caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, that case I'll have rum and Coca-Cola
She said fine
And then in thirty seconds time she said
I wanna live like common people
Orioles, Mamdani meeting, hip Pope, all of it. Me, today, on maybe the most pleasantly bizarre news day of 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Orioles, Mamdani meeting, hip Pope, all of it. Me, today, on maybe the most pleasantly bizarre news day of 2025.
Continuing Oriole Ryan Mountcastle.
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Continuing Oriole Ryan Mountcastle.
Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future. You—
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future. You—
Criswell: We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future! Will you follow Me’s journey against tyranny and into late-night drink? Only the future knows!
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Criswell: We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future! Will you follow Me’s journey against tyranny and into late-night drink? Only the future knows!
This is the front page headline in Politico, and when you get into the article, it quotes two unnamed White House sources, and the only thing they can come up with was they will go after Stacey Plaskitt for texting with Epstein during a hearing.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is the front page headline in Politico, and when you get into the article, it quotes two unnamed White House sources, and the only thing they can come up with was they will go after Stacey Plaskitt for texting with Epstein during a hearing.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
Plaskitt is a non-voting rep for the Virgin Islands.
It’s a standard rule at the local pub: First Christmas ad on tv signals White Russian season.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s a standard rule at the local pub: First Christmas ad on tv signals White Russian season.
See previous posts. I have not been able to sleep past around 4:30 am, regardless of when I go to sleep. This is now going into three weeks.
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
See previous posts. I have not been able to sleep past around 4:30 am, regardless of when I go to sleep. This is now going into three weeks.
We got them here last year when it was warmer. Even if I can get better pics than these, I’ll be damned if I’m going outside in the 30s to see them.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
We got them here last year when it was warmer. Even if I can get better pics than these, I’ll be damned if I’m going outside in the 30s to see them.
