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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

When the Phillies lose Harrison Bader, Max Lazar and Garrett Stubbs to free agency

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

As-salamu alaykum

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

If you seek his monument, look around you.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

If I was the Phillies manager they’d call
me Bottomer

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t even like sporpsball enjoy your superp owls

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 5d

nah but usually not like 3 absolute gut punches at once

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5d

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👻Spooky Sean🎃 @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 5d

Ah you think losing sucks? You merely adopted the losing. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a championship until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but amazing! - me to the youths of Philadelphia

JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 5d

Parents across Philadelphia had to have The Talk with their young kids today. And by The Talk I mean “Our teams usually never win, that Superbowl isn’t an every year thing. Last night is basically how it’s gonna be for most of your life”

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 5d

Bryce’s takeaway from the NLDS is gonna be to get the procedure that made James Bond Japanese in You Only Live Twice

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 5d

Parents across Philadelphia had to have The Talk with their young kids today. And by The Talk I mean “Our teams usually never win, that Superbowl isn’t an every year thing. Last night is basically how it’s gonna be for most of your life”

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 6d

Is it suicide booths?

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 6d

At least we still have the Eagles

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 6d

Fan of the Phillies Sixers and the Democratic Party that’s like a trifecta of despair

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 6d

I think I’m a bottom because I grew up watching philly sports teams

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 6d

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 6d

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 7d

The first bomb Schwarber hit was massive, if you were to compare it to a person you’d have to say it would be a very rotund male.

The second bomb barely made it out, you could almost compare it to a small male child.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 7d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 8d

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

kos data: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid.

(Via: NBC New York)

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 7d

Surprised Yamamoto’s shadow wasn’t burned into the grass after that first bomb

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 7d

The first bomb Schwarber hit was massive, if you were to compare it to a person you’d have to say it would be a very rotund male.

The second bomb barely made it out, you could almost compare it to a small male child.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 7d

Now the the game is over, leaving Kershaw out there to get shelled when he clearly didn’t have good stuff was a disgrace. I get saving pitchers but you don’t let someone who means as much to your franchise as he does to the Dodgers go through that.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 7d

This is basically Clayton Kershaw’s Make-A-Wish, they should have John Cena be the one to go to the mound and get him.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 8d

ELROND: Grok, should he cast it into the fire?

GROK: Jews control the media.

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