Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Did Kanye design these
Two-day-old zebrafish larvae, as seen through a scanning electron microscope
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Did Kanye design these
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Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
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yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
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this is the trump guy urtext
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
this is the trump guy urtext
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An entire nation hinges on a generation quickly succumbing to old age.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
An entire nation hinges on a generation quickly succumbing to old age.
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Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
Every detail of this story is astonishingly weird but by far the thing that shocked me the most is that Pete Davidson is only 31 years old
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
In a surprise 'SNL' return, Pete Davidson jokes about ferry purchase, expecting a baby
Pete Davidson made a surprise return to "Saturday Night Live," where he joked about losing "millions" on his Staten Island Ferry project.
www.usatoday.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Every detail of this story is astonishingly weird but by far the thing that shocked me the most is that Pete Davidson is only 31 years old
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
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SINCERE POST™️: you might be very angry tonight. don't let that anger eat you. that doesn't mean "don't be angry." just don't let it turn you to despair. anger in an energy, and you can use it as fuel for actions. As the saying goes, let this radicalize you
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
SINCERE POST™️: you might be very angry tonight. don't let that anger eat you. that doesn't mean "don't be angry." just don't let it turn you to despair. anger in an energy, and you can use it as fuel for actions. As the saying goes, let this radicalize you
I can’t believe fint witter scooped Who Fuckin Cares Weekly
TESLA’S HEAD OF CYBERTRUCK PROGRAM SIDDHANT AWASTHI IS LEAVING THE COMPANY - ELECTREK #TESLA $TSLA #Cybertruck
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I can’t believe fint witter scooped Who Fuckin Cares Weekly
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On behalf of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, we call for Chuck Schumer to resign
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
On behalf of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, we call for Chuck Schumer to resign
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Anyway, I'm not spending another second being sad. Lost too much time to that already. And I also know I'm not leaving this earth before GTA VI gets here. Grady can lay that hospital bill right on my tombstone.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Anyway, I'm not spending another second being sad. Lost too much time to that already. And I also know I'm not leaving this earth before GTA VI gets here. Grady can lay that hospital bill right on my tombstone.
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RFK Jr. would be dead by now had he been born into a working-class black family in New York. Musk and Trump as well. They could not survive a minute in my shoes--and my shoes aren't even that uncomfortable compared to so many others! Hell, there are people without shoes at all. And far less time.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
RFK Jr. would be dead by now had he been born into a working-class black family in New York. Musk and Trump as well. They could not survive a minute in my shoes--and my shoes aren't even that uncomfortable compared to so many others! Hell, there are people without shoes at all. And far less time.
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I need this daily pill to live. I know because I tried to go without it before and it did not end up well. I know what's coming. And I know it is not sustainable. It took me a year or so to get to a point where ER visits and transfusions were needed. So maybe I can make it to midterms?
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I need this daily pill to live. I know because I tried to go without it before and it did not end up well. I know what's coming. And I know it is not sustainable. It took me a year or so to get to a point where ER visits and transfusions were needed. So maybe I can make it to midterms?
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I think that many do not realize that when people say they will die without the ACA, they are not exaggerating or being dramatic. I take medication daily because without it my body does not recognize when to stop bleeding. So I take medication to "trick" my uterus into thinking I am pregnant.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I think that many do not realize that when people say they will die without the ACA, they are not exaggerating or being dramatic. I take medication daily because without it my body does not recognize when to stop bleeding. So I take medication to "trick" my uterus into thinking I am pregnant.
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The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.
So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.
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Sending love to everyone whose health care has been jeopardized by the Democratic cave-in. These Democratic elites will not be part of the solution. We must proceed with that understanding.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sending love to everyone whose health care has been jeopardized by the Democratic cave-in. These Democratic elites will not be part of the solution. We must proceed with that understanding.
I thought the shutdown was the fight, did I get that wrong
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I thought the shutdown was the fight, did I get that wrong
What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.