bobby
@bobbylewis.bsky.social
national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️🌈 |📍nyc
it’s that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it’s that time of year again
bought a little tin of smoked mussels and don’t know what to do with them
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
bought a little tin of smoked mussels and don’t know what to do with them
me at 27 after a night of free shots trying to get ready to officiate a wedding in 30 minutes for a couple that broke up 9 months later
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
me at 27 after a night of free shots trying to get ready to officiate a wedding in 30 minutes for a couple that broke up 9 months later
winding up with enough alcohol on hand that it finally made sense to get a mini fridge just for drinks, a goal i had since before i even drank
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
winding up with enough alcohol on hand that it finally made sense to get a mini fridge just for drinks, a goal i had since before i even drank
crusty mashed potatoes. boiled carrots with a toupee of green beans. frozen mini croissants. and a whole roasting pan of the most white supremacist macaroni and possibly cheese i have ever seen. those elbows told me i best clear out before sundown
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
crusty mashed potatoes. boiled carrots with a toupee of green beans. frozen mini croissants. and a whole roasting pan of the most white supremacist macaroni and possibly cheese i have ever seen. those elbows told me i best clear out before sundown
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remembering when i complained about people behaving like it’s their first time at an airport and someone on here told me to check my traveler privilege
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
remembering when i complained about people behaving like it’s their first time at an airport and someone on here told me to check my traveler privilege
unpopular black friday opinion: retailers do often raise their prices before the discounts, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re paying the regular price as a fake discount. they do usually cost less than normal
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
unpopular black friday opinion: retailers do often raise their prices before the discounts, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re paying the regular price as a fake discount. they do usually cost less than normal
me using the character creator
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
me using the character creator
worst part of not hosting thanksgiving is all the ideas i have for dishes with leftovers, except i will have no leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
worst part of not hosting thanksgiving is all the ideas i have for dishes with leftovers, except i will have no leftovers
why is the virtual medical assistant trying to fuck me
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
why is the virtual medical assistant trying to fuck me
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How are you gonna have a subzero fridge but you don’t own a roasting pan?
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
How are you gonna have a subzero fridge but you don’t own a roasting pan?
happy brown friday to the scat community
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
happy brown friday to the scat community
i still can’t believe that video of pete hegseth doing pull-ups. he looks like he’s drowning
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i still can’t believe that video of pete hegseth doing pull-ups. he looks like he’s drowning
i’m unfortunately familiar with intrusive thoughts but some of them aren’t all that bad, like “i have a bigger dick than the cops and the italians. i have the biggest dick in chicago”
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i’m unfortunately familiar with intrusive thoughts but some of them aren’t all that bad, like “i have a bigger dick than the cops and the italians. i have the biggest dick in chicago”
just saw like five different pussy puns in a row, happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
just saw like five different pussy puns in a row, happy thanksgiving
leather furniture is the goat when it comes to feeling luxurious but eventually getting a little sweaty
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
leather furniture is the goat when it comes to feeling luxurious but eventually getting a little sweaty
a hot woman who signs up for bluesky and immediately DMs random men “hi” but she’s a real and unbelievably awkward person
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
a hot woman who signs up for bluesky and immediately DMs random men “hi” but she’s a real and unbelievably awkward person
i’m seeing talk that the national guard shooting was a false flag and folks, it’s almost never a false flag. it would be more likely that god himself directly commanded the man to shoot them
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i’m seeing talk that the national guard shooting was a false flag and folks, it’s almost never a false flag. it would be more likely that god himself directly commanded the man to shoot them
dc is one of those cities where “some guys got shot” could either be nothing or world-altering news. hard to derive any meaning from just this
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
dc is one of those cities where “some guys got shot” could either be nothing or world-altering news. hard to derive any meaning from just this
reject the large, single use kitchen appliance and get a proper food processor instead. been using mine to shred blocks of cheese in seconds for years, no cranking necessary
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
reject the large, single use kitchen appliance and get a proper food processor instead. been using mine to shred blocks of cheese in seconds for years, no cranking necessary
state of emergency was a super basic rockstar shoot-em-up that got completely overshadowed by grand theft auto 3. but given where america has gone since then, it’d be interesting to see them try to remake what was basically a mass shooter sim with anti-corporate characteristics
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
state of emergency was a super basic rockstar shoot-em-up that got completely overshadowed by grand theft auto 3. but given where america has gone since then, it’d be interesting to see them try to remake what was basically a mass shooter sim with anti-corporate characteristics
it’s that time of year when i sing “riverbrook lake farms heritage turkey, you were fresh killed, never frozen, raised in the best conditions” and nobody knows what i’m talking about
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it’s that time of year when i sing “riverbrook lake farms heritage turkey, you were fresh killed, never frozen, raised in the best conditions” and nobody knows what i’m talking about
sorry, the best i can do is a dictionary
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
sorry, the best i can do is a dictionary
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷