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@bobbylewis.bsky.social

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national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nyc

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 1h

(the best is obviously frosted brown sugar cinnamon and as far as i’m concerned there are no other pop tarts)

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 1h

to the man who was eating a family size bag of takis as he talked himself into taking my package, you should have. few know the relative joys of the second best pop tart flavor. such as your dumb ass

a box of 12 frosted pumpkin pie pop tarts. the frosting is white with rainbow nonpareils

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2h

brown amy might work. wait i am being told that is a bad idea. never mind

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 6h

this is what they want to take from you. will you let them?

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 6h

you know it’ll be a good day when your pumpkin pie pop tarts are out for delivery

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 8h

it’s a great visual gag

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 9h

i assume all of fischoeder’s friends have had legal troubles at some point in their lives

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 9h

bringing all that reload time to a gunfight where everyone else has modern cartridges is extremely brave

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 9h

i’ve seen this episode dozens of times and only this morning, pre-coffee, was i like “wait are those 1851 navy revolvers”

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 9h

social media is for sharing observations that nobody you know will appreciate, like how in the bob’s burgers gingerbread house episode, everyone has relatively modern guns except mr. fischoeder’s ancient friend godfrey, who uses 150-year obsolete cap & ball revolvers

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 1d

oh you want tables that are specifically 18 inches wide? what if we literally doubled that

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 1d

in what world is a small coffee table for small spaces 36 inches wide

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 1d

the internet went wrong in a lot of places but one of the most prominent is when you search for something specific and get generic results

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

deandra’s high school acting teacher!

rené auberjonois dressed as dr. frankenstein, on the floor screaming in terror, “I AM SHATTERED TO PIECES”

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

happy everyone posts that same screenshot from the good place day

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

this is dangerous information to have

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

it’s so good to see family reunited