Six is all an illusion.
@thesix.bsky.social
Professional daemon. (he/him is fine)
Whispers and growls on several platform(s). Please, make requests.
MDNI.
https://linktr.ee/VoxSeis
Whispers and growls on several platform(s). Please, make requests.
MDNI.
https://linktr.ee/VoxSeis
Pinned
Converting a van into a house (putting a stolen futon in the back)
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Converting a van into a house (putting a stolen futon in the back)
In my defense, that's where I'm supposed to keep my penis.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In my defense, that's where I'm supposed to keep my penis.
Reposted by Six is all an illusion.
The o in o ring stands for onion.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The o in o ring stands for onion.
Some of you don't cahoot enough.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Some of you don't cahoot enough.
Come over so I can tell you about the Rimworld drama in my latest colony.
Chido, you cheating bastard.
Chido, you cheating bastard.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Come over so I can tell you about the Rimworld drama in my latest colony.
Chido, you cheating bastard.
Chido, you cheating bastard.
I worry a lot that my resting pitbull face and walk scares people by mistake, but a pair of little girls said hello loudly before continuing their foot race from one’s house to the other’s.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I worry a lot that my resting pitbull face and walk scares people by mistake, but a pair of little girls said hello loudly before continuing their foot race from one’s house to the other’s.
Apologies to the jogging lady, I wasn’t staring at you. There was a puppy losing a fight to a pile of wet leaves behind you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Apologies to the jogging lady, I wasn’t staring at you. There was a puppy losing a fight to a pile of wet leaves behind you.
MA called me honey baby so I’ll be riding that high for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
MA called me honey baby so I’ll be riding that high for a while.
“Lots available.”
Thanks, cemetery.
Thanks, cemetery.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“Lots available.”
Thanks, cemetery.
Thanks, cemetery.
I didn’t accidentally take the long way, I’m doing cardio. Respect the hustle.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I didn’t accidentally take the long way, I’m doing cardio. Respect the hustle.
So that’s what’s in my beard now.
Rub some rabies vaccine gel on your fur
…like the bats
…like the bats
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So that’s what’s in my beard now.
And I’ve started an HPV vaccine discussion.
Yes, I will educate your staff for free. This is not snark. More healthcare. Better healthcare.
Yes, I will educate your staff for free. This is not snark. More healthcare. Better healthcare.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
And I’ve started an HPV vaccine discussion.
Yes, I will educate your staff for free. This is not snark. More healthcare. Better healthcare.
Yes, I will educate your staff for free. This is not snark. More healthcare. Better healthcare.
Stab me with all the vaccines. I will be the anti-plague rat.
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Stab me with all the vaccines. I will be the anti-plague rat.
I am never prepared for how fucking stupid a cybertruck looks in person.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am never prepared for how fucking stupid a cybertruck looks in person.
Reposted by Six is all an illusion.
I am the licensing and ethics board and I approve these skeets.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I am the licensing and ethics board and I approve these skeets.
Reposted by Six is all an illusion.
Eat, shower, record, immolate.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Eat, shower, record, immolate.
Reselling 50 cent ramen as 50 dollar savory bath bombs is my new grift.
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reselling 50 cent ramen as 50 dollar savory bath bombs is my new grift.
Not sleeping has resulted in my being awake.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Not sleeping has resulted in my being awake.
Post your warning label. Here’s mine.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Post your warning label. Here’s mine.
Reposted by Six is all an illusion.
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February 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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