Drew Magary
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Drew Magary
@drewmagary.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Drew Magary | Defector
Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.
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Here’s a pinned post where you can find all of my work, starting with my day jobs.
Defector (with all my former Deadspin friends):
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SFGATE: www.sfgate.com/author/drew-...
The Distraction pod: art19.com/shows/the-di...
Defector (with all my former Deadspin friends):
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Legitimate jumpscare to see Washington's leading receiver.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Legitimate jumpscare to see Washington's leading receiver.
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The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
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The only performative reading I know about is that I used to be neighbors with Ethan Hawke and he would pace up and down the street in jeans and a t-shirt, smoking and running his hands through his hair, while reading Allen Ginsberg aloud, clearly wanting people to be impressed with his fervor.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The only performative reading I know about is that I used to be neighbors with Ethan Hawke and he would pace up and down the street in jeans and a t-shirt, smoking and running his hands through his hair, while reading Allen Ginsberg aloud, clearly wanting people to be impressed with his fervor.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Chris Boswell miss a field goal
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Chris Boswell miss a field goal
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Lenny Wilkens, a three-time inductee into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, died on Sunday at the age of 88, the NBA announced.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lenny Wilkens, a three-time inductee into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, died on Sunday at the age of 88, the NBA announced.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
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Matthew Stafford has now thrown at least four touchdown passes in three straight games.
Here's every such streak since the merger:
Here's every such streak since the merger:
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Matthew Stafford has now thrown at least four touchdown passes in three straight games.
Here's every such streak since the merger:
Here's every such streak since the merger:
UPDATE: It worked for him. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
If You’re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, It’s Because Trump Fucked You | Defector
You picked a bad weekend to fly. Over 1,500 flights in the US were cancelled yesterday, and over 1,200 over them have already been cancelled this morning. One of those may have been yours. You’re stuc...
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November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
UPDATE: It worked for him. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker
Trump getting to sit in FOX’s worst booth fits all too well
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Trump getting to sit in FOX’s worst booth fits all too well
Oh hey icymi I was in the Sunday chair at Defector today. I wrote two posts, one about the airline crisis (Trump’s fault ofc) defector.com/if-youre-stu...
If You’re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, It’s Because Trump Fucked You | Defector
You picked a bad weekend to fly. Over 1,500 flights in the US were cancelled yesterday, and over 1,200 over them have already been cancelled this morning. One of those may have been yours. You’re stuc...
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November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Oh hey icymi I was in the Sunday chair at Defector today. I wrote two posts, one about the airline crisis (Trump’s fault ofc) defector.com/if-youre-stu...
Okay I have now communed with the spirits, so to speak 😉, and here is my assessment of JJ McCarthy so far:
He came to the Vikes par baked and just needs a lot of time. He’s got all the tools and he’s got the leadership skills, but now he needs to grow a fucking brain. Will he?
He came to the Vikes par baked and just needs a lot of time. He’s got all the tools and he’s got the leadership skills, but now he needs to grow a fucking brain. Will he?
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Okay I have now communed with the spirits, so to speak 😉, and here is my assessment of JJ McCarthy so far:
He came to the Vikes par baked and just needs a lot of time. He’s got all the tools and he’s got the leadership skills, but now he needs to grow a fucking brain. Will he?
He came to the Vikes par baked and just needs a lot of time. He’s got all the tools and he’s got the leadership skills, but now he needs to grow a fucking brain. Will he?
Yup
Every throw from JJ looks like a center fielder trying to throw out a guy at home plate
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yup
Whoa hey guess who finally broke the 200 yard barrier for the first time!
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Whoa hey guess who finally broke the 200 yard barrier for the first time!
Okay this is now going poorly
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Okay this is now going poorly
John Harbaugh that was dumb of you
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
John Harbaugh that was dumb of you
Mocking the iPhone by making it a delicious ice cream cone probably isn’t as effective a strategy as Google thinks it is
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mocking the iPhone by making it a delicious ice cream cone probably isn’t as effective a strategy as Google thinks it is
I blogged Gus Johnson’s balls dropping yesterday bsky.app/profile/defe...
At last, Gus Johnson meets an octave he cannot defeat: defector.com/at-last-gus-...
At Last, Gus Johnson Meets An Octave He Cannot Defeat | Defector
You know the deal with Gus Johnson. He’s the play-by-play guy who cried miracle, the man for whom no third down conversion is insignificant. Tell Gus Johnson that your happy hour special includes doll...
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November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I blogged Gus Johnson’s balls dropping yesterday bsky.app/profile/defe...
I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
If You’re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, It’s Because Trump Fucked You | Defector
You picked a bad weekend to fly. Over 1,500 flights in the US were cancelled yesterday, and over 1,200 over them have already been cancelled this morning. One of those may have been yours. You’re stuc...
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November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
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I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
Hey I have Sunday blogging duties for @defector.com tomorrow so let’s do our usual Sunday morning Q&A now while I have the time. Ask me any serious question you have about Week 10 in the NFL and I’ll answer it as best I can.
JAMBOROO midseason report attached. defector.com/and-now-rude...
JAMBOROO midseason report attached. defector.com/and-now-rude...
And Now, Rude Midseason Notes For Every NFL Team | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE,...
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November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hey I have Sunday blogging duties for @defector.com tomorrow so let’s do our usual Sunday morning Q&A now while I have the time. Ask me any serious question you have about Week 10 in the NFL and I’ll answer it as best I can.
JAMBOROO midseason report attached. defector.com/and-now-rude...
JAMBOROO midseason report attached. defector.com/and-now-rude...
Oh wow our first sleet game of the season, so magical
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Oh wow our first sleet game of the season, so magical
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Holy shit the weather at this Iowa game looks so fucking miserable. God I love watching this from under my bunkie
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Holy shit the weather at this Iowa game looks so fucking miserable. God I love watching this from under my bunkie
Oh shit yeah I loved that. Chevrolet player of the game too
I will take any IBM ad if they just brought back You Make The Call
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh shit yeah I loved that. Chevrolet player of the game too
No any Donald nickname is right out, it got hacky pretty soon after the Drumpf rebrand attempt
Dying Donald
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No any Donald nickname is right out, it got hacky pretty soon after the Drumpf rebrand attempt