Tim Marchman
@timmarchman.bsky.social
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I’m an editor at WIRED and have previously written and edited for a number of places, including my tinned fish newsletter Popping Tins. [email protected]. Signal me at timmarchman.01.
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timmarchman.bsky.social
I think if you’re invoking the actions of Watchmen characters in the context of a discussion of eschatology you should consider that they take place in a world where what is for all practical purposes a god is unquestionably real and personally intervenes in war and politics.
timmarchman.bsky.social
Diane Keaton was so cool she singlehandedly turned an otherwise unwatchable Woody Allen movie about Woody Allen having sex into one of the greatest movies of all time.
timmarchman.bsky.social
Now this is why you put the guy who owns that cafe you like in charge of Starbucks. The idea of getting memos from and one on ones with everyone, rather than direct reports and key personnel, in an organization the size of CBS News is visionary!
timmarchman.bsky.social
The same guy was, oddly, at an impromptu rally after Nick Fuentes was denied entry to a TPUSA conference last year, and according to a lawsuit personally did vetting interviews for top-level FBI positions
donmoyn.bsky.social
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
timmarchman.bsky.social
One Battle After Another really is at least as good as everyone says, but the many extreme closeups on Sean Penn’s extremely grizzled face have unfortunately introduced invasive thoughts about how perfect he would be for an RFK Jr. biopic.
timmarchman.bsky.social
There was literally a big-budget movie last year about how during his one brief period of trying to be cool, Dylan got so anxious about it that he had to get advice from the coolest man alive (Johnny Cash)
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stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
timmarchman.bsky.social
The administration truly is making America healthy again
timmarchman.bsky.social
It’s appalling … and yet one of the few things I’ve gotten a craving for while not eating meat for the last year
timmarchman.bsky.social
Please be aware that there is a scrapple sculpting contest at the Reading Terminal Market tomorrow at noon. (If you don’t know what this means you probably don’t want to.)
timmarchman.bsky.social
(If we had inexperienced coders who may or may not even have been subject to proper security checks doing God knows what with AI and the most important systems in the federal government, I might be kind of worried.)
timmarchman.bsky.social
There are many things here that demand explanation and that’s definitely one of them.
timmarchman.bsky.social
Well I finally found the one subject that turned Evelyn Waugh’s ear to lead
In that minute, with her lips to my ear and her breath warm in the salt wind, Julia said, though I had not spoken, "Yes, now," and as the ship righted herself and for the moment ran into calmer waters, Julia led me below.

So at sunset I took formal possession of her as her lover. It was no time for the sweets of luxury; they would come, in their season, with the swallow and the lime-flowers. Now on the rough water, as I was made free of her narrow loins and, it seemed now, in assuaging that fierce appetite, cast a burden which I had borne all my life, toiled under, not knowing its nature--now, while the waves still broke and thundered on the prow, the act of possession was a symbol, a rite of ancient origin and solemn meaning.
timmarchman.bsky.social
Sort of an Occam’s razor thing—”Is it likelier that this person wrote a story after their brain was caved in with a hammer or that they’re trying to reduce the attack surface?”
timmarchman.bsky.social
Before complaining about some tortured description of something’s illegality in The Media, a good question to ask is whether the person apparently violating the law is a multibillionaire with a habit of filing frivolous but extremely expensive to defend against defamation suits
timmarchman.bsky.social
I 've had people yell at me for noting that Donald Trump is world-historically charismatic and it's like, look, I don't find his vaudeville routine particularly entertaining myself but all of this isn't an accident.
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davidgilbert.bsky.social
“My job is to go for the jugular against the Irish media and I will do that until I end up like Charlie Kirk" — Eddie Hobbs

The speed at which US far-right talking points cross the Atlantic and are weaponzied by Irish figures on the right is now almost instantaneous

www.wired.com/story/conspi...
At a Conspiracy Conference in Rural Ireland, Charlie Kirk Was the Star
The increasingly tight links between far-right groups in the US and Europe were on full display at the Rebels Across the Pond conference in Ireland. The star of the show? Charlie Kirk.
www.wired.com
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jsweetli.bsky.social
SCOOP: PA prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parent's address in Pennsylvania for years. Me with @marisakabas.bsky.social

slate.com/news-and-pol...
MAGA’s “Voter Fraud” Watchdog Votes in a Swing State. He Doesn’t Live There.
A long paper trail shows that Jack Posobiec casts a ballot in one state and lives in another.
slate.com
timmarchman.bsky.social
I’m pretty sure it is.