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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 40m

called it

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22d

did he bring up that he survived his assassination attempt? not that that makes him better than Charlie, but it is what happened.

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 59m

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1h

have we looked into having white people who aren't super racist?

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 2h

Representation matters, that's why Attack of the 50 Foot Woman should star an actress that's 50' tall

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 3h

he meant in terms of his drug use

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 3h

people under 30 should be out staging exciting moments for Instagram or TikTok, microblogging is the refuge of aged shut ins

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 3h

"follow-up question mr president: does baby want his bottle?"

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 3h

did you check the computer for ghosts?

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 6h

now the baby can start lessons on day one

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 6h

but the way I got this money was by never paying anyone who does work for me, so you can see the conundrum

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 7h

Selfishly this is great for me because now I can leave Substack

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 7h

we can make room for one king

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 7h

the only man fit to lead NYC is Usain Bolt

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 8h

I am by no means an expert, but I would consider if there is one of these that makes it easier to go as part of a group or community. A lot of time at protests is just standing around, so if you are by yourself at a big event, it can feel very isolating. Having friends to go with can improve it

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 19h

the panthers are too powerful

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 19h

many people are saying this

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

it is very expensive to murder fishermen in the Caribbean

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

you working the plate for game 2?

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

careful now

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

FIDP?

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

u may be entitled to compensation

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

what an incredible gift to give to someone

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h

me neither, and I feel like I have a pretty good read on these guys.

they stink.

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 21h

the "something strange" in her neighborhood was rent control

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22h

I don't want dialogue in historical fiction to be period accurate, I want to understand what the people are saying

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat