Joseph Fink, we're going to win
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Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books.
All you fascists bound to lose
All you fascists bound to lose
Pinned
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New Night Vale tour! www.welcometonightvale.com/live
Brand new podcast! www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst
Books: www.welcometonightvale.com/books
Unlicensed S3: www.audible.com/pd/Unlicense...
Night Vale RPG: renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-n...
Coming out of my cage
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Coming out of my cage
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
And I'm doing not great
I was just in a cage
(I was just in a cage)
Again, there were approximately 8000 news stories every time Biden stumbled a little when talking
Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Again, there were approximately 8000 news stories every time Biden stumbled a little when talking
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
you would think this would be a daily huge story, the fact that the president has visible dementia. just a thing a reporter could write about
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you would think this would be a daily huge story, the fact that the president has visible dementia. just a thing a reporter could write about
You see this a lot on the "remastered" Buffy, where crew members will just regularly be fully visible in shots. Glad our culture is in the hands of people who really care about it!
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You see this a lot on the "remastered" Buffy, where crew members will just regularly be fully visible in shots. Glad our culture is in the hands of people who really care about it!
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These people are so odiously condescending.
For my part, I would say that questioning the framing of some Times stories—for example, the highlighting of Trump’s putative emotions or the foregrounding of what he says (even when, as is often the case, what he says is false)—is not an indication that I want my “views validated.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
These people are so odiously condescending.
First rule of the sea: the captain goes down on the ship
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
First rule of the sea: the captain goes down on the ship
Do audiobooks count as reading? No. Nothing counts as reading. You're not in school anymore, that's not how this works.
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Do audiobooks count as reading? No. Nothing counts as reading. You're not in school anymore, that's not how this works.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
This is a first draft and
I assume I'll edit it later
Very well then I contradict myself,
This is a first draft and
I assume I'll edit it later
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
This is a first draft and
I assume I'll edit it later
Very well then I contradict myself,
This is a first draft and
I assume I'll edit it later
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
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The Democrats, as currently constructed, simply do not want to do anything at all but send outrageously insulting fundraising messages and funnel money to their consultancies and stock profiles. They do not see governance as their job.
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The Democrats, as currently constructed, simply do not want to do anything at all but send outrageously insulting fundraising messages and funnel money to their consultancies and stock profiles. They do not see governance as their job.
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
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gonna be the first guy in history to have twelve perfectly normal and routine annual physicals in a year
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
gonna be the first guy in history to have twelve perfectly normal and routine annual physicals in a year
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From Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires comes Unlicensed, their critically acclaimed Audible Original, starring Molly Quinn, Lusia Strus and T.L Thompson.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
From Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires comes Unlicensed, their critically acclaimed Audible Original, starring Molly Quinn, Lusia Strus and T.L Thompson.
Listen here: buff.ly/2OChzPI
Listen here: buff.ly/2OChzPI
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Prayers up for your favorite radio host and scientist.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Prayers up for your favorite radio host and scientist.
Get your prayer candles here: buff.ly/mSNVwwK
Get your prayer candles here: buff.ly/mSNVwwK
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darkly fitting that John Roberts' hyper-extreme Unitary Executive Theory immediately cashed out with a president who is straight up not doing the job 75% of the time
Trump’s echo chamber:
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The Bubble-Wrapped President
Trump surrounds himself with those who flatter him in places where he is comfortable.
www.theatlantic.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
darkly fitting that John Roberts' hyper-extreme Unitary Executive Theory immediately cashed out with a president who is straight up not doing the job 75% of the time
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please contact your doctor if your podcast lasts over 6 hours
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
please contact your doctor if your podcast lasts over 6 hours
Remember to cyber with the people in your life this Monday
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Remember to cyber with the people in your life this Monday
Every single person who has been good at something was bad at that something first. Even the naturally talented.
Please don't let the fear of not doing something well stop you from trying it for the first time. Write a messy story. Paint a crappy flower. Whittle the worst wooden bear of all time.
The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.
The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Every single person who has been good at something was bad at that something first. Even the naturally talented.
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New Episode: J'Accuse!
Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names.
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Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names.
Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com
Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New Episode: J'Accuse!
Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names.
Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com
Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social.
Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...
Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names.
Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com
Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social.
Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...
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They demonstrated pretty conclusively that they understand how to cover pardons as if they are huge scandals when they ran multiple days of banner headlines and scolding op-eds and follow ups when Biden pardoned Hunter exactly one year ago.
They just choose not to for trump because they like him
They just choose not to for trump because they like him
It’s wild how the press is ok with the president abusing the pardon power. That used to be one of the most scrutinized things about a presidency.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They demonstrated pretty conclusively that they understand how to cover pardons as if they are huge scandals when they ran multiple days of banner headlines and scolding op-eds and follow ups when Biden pardoned Hunter exactly one year ago.
They just choose not to for trump because they like him
They just choose not to for trump because they like him
The fact that this happened in public and apparently people are still talking about it years later is what all of his horror movies are about
Remembering when my entire seventh grade Hebrew school class went to see Titanic for some reason?? And when Kate Winslet dropped her robe Ari Asher let out a loud strangled gasp in the silent theater and everyone laughed because, yes, that’s correct. Anyway he’s a famous horror auteur now
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The fact that this happened in public and apparently people are still talking about it years later is what all of his horror movies are about
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
Oh ok but my book "Brand Your Date" is somehow "illegal and disgusting"
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh ok but my book "Brand Your Date" is somehow "illegal and disgusting"