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@punsultant.bsky.social
Arts administrator, pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻
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Art!
@punsultant.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Puns are the ska of comedy
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It's Pundamonium week in Minneapolis!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's Pundamonium week in Minneapolis!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
Art Reads the Full Trivia Question Challenge (impossible)
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Art Reads the Full Trivia Question Challenge (impossible)
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Yeah, I got ADHD
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yeah, I got ADHD
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
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Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
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Here's a good look at the pun-based Operation fruit snack shapes, which include "The Giggles", "Ringing in the Ear", "Bird Brained", "Dog Tired", "Frog in the Throat", and the game's patient, who, until now, I was blissfully unaware was named "Cavity Sam"
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Here's a good look at the pun-based Operation fruit snack shapes, which include "The Giggles", "Ringing in the Ear", "Bird Brained", "Dog Tired", "Frog in the Throat", and the game's patient, who, until now, I was blissfully unaware was named "Cavity Sam"
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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It's Pundamonium week in Minneapolis!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's Pundamonium week in Minneapolis!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
Reposted by Art!
[Elvis voice]
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Elvis voice]
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
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i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
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Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
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[Jafar from Aladdin enunciating slowly voice] Labubu
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[Jafar from Aladdin enunciating slowly voice] Labubu
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[Elvis voice]
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Elvis voice]
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Chopped up baby
Parakeet
Who wants to see what I can do with my mouth?
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Who wants to see what I can do with my mouth?
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Record profits are unpaid wages.
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Record profits are unpaid wages.
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I was watching the TNG episode Time's Arrow.
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was watching the TNG episode Time's Arrow.
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
I've seen it 1000 times. It holds no surprises for me.
And still I let out *such* an annoyed groan at the line, "Don't forget. The name's London. Jack London."
It was loud enough to concern Emily.
*That* is the power of Star Trek
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Operation Strapping Manservant
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Operation Strapping Manservant
Love that Iowa scent
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Love that Iowa scent
Sincere question about the Starbucks strike: does this extend to the bottled drinks one would buy at the gas station? I'm going on a little road trip today and a mocha Frappuccino is my go-to road trip drink, but I do not want to inadvertently cross the picket line.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sincere question about the Starbucks strike: does this extend to the bottled drinks one would buy at the gas station? I'm going on a little road trip today and a mocha Frappuccino is my go-to road trip drink, but I do not want to inadvertently cross the picket line.
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KSMU's They Might Be Giants annual music marathon has begun! Streaming at KMSU.org. Rarities, requests, interviews and a live performance probably around 5:20 central. Tune in now!
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
KSMU's They Might Be Giants annual music marathon has begun! Streaming at KMSU.org. Rarities, requests, interviews and a live performance probably around 5:20 central. Tune in now!
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Coats, hand warmers, waterproof gloves, ski masks, emergency blankets (annoying as blankets but ideal taped inside the walls of a tent reflecting the heat back in), dollars for other heat-related items! We can use it all!
i am alternating between unmitgated wordless wrath and furious emotional displacement purchasing for @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social
gotta do something with this, but the only meaningful thing i've come up with is that it's freezing out now, and a lot of people need a coat.
gotta do something with this, but the only meaningful thing i've come up with is that it's freezing out now, and a lot of people need a coat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Coats, hand warmers, waterproof gloves, ski masks, emergency blankets (annoying as blankets but ideal taped inside the walls of a tent reflecting the heat back in), dollars for other heat-related items! We can use it all!
I hear we’re posting thirst traps tonight
For the sake of @stellagarp.bsky.social who loves it so, a late entry for Flannel Forearm Friday
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hear we’re posting thirst traps tonight