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the name’s self explanatory.
I went out for a walk and so far I am seeing colors of rock salt heretofore never before looked upon by man or beast.
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I went out for a walk and so far I am seeing colors of rock salt heretofore never before looked upon by man or beast.
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My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
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🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA: “The man who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters has been identified as Ahmed al Ahmed. The father-of-two has been hailed a hero after pouncing on one of the gunmen and wrestling a rifle from his arms.” thenightly.com.au/australia/ns...
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA: “The man who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters has been identified as Ahmed al Ahmed. The father-of-two has been hailed a hero after pouncing on one of the gunmen and wrestling a rifle from his arms.” thenightly.com.au/australia/ns...
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Incredible footage out of Australia, confirmed by NEWS AU, of a brave bystander neutralizing one of the terrorists in the Bondi Beach attack which took place during a Hanukkah gathering.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Incredible footage out of Australia, confirmed by NEWS AU, of a brave bystander neutralizing one of the terrorists in the Bondi Beach attack which took place during a Hanukkah gathering.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
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Grok is... grokking again
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Grok is... grokking again
I was going to order in a box of wine from the grocery store because it’s snowing like crazy, but I just checked and there’s currently a TWENTY DOLLAR delivery fee for every store in the area…
…because it’s snowing like crazy
*sigh* I’ll get my snow pants 🫠🥶
…because it’s snowing like crazy
*sigh* I’ll get my snow pants 🫠🥶
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I was going to order in a box of wine from the grocery store because it’s snowing like crazy, but I just checked and there’s currently a TWENTY DOLLAR delivery fee for every store in the area…
…because it’s snowing like crazy
*sigh* I’ll get my snow pants 🫠🥶
…because it’s snowing like crazy
*sigh* I’ll get my snow pants 🫠🥶
they're currently saying they think something like 20 people were shot. should I even bother saying anything about gun control or are we just not even going to bother this time?
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Police say there are multiple victims who have been shot after active shooter reported at Brown University.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
they're currently saying they think something like 20 people were shot. should I even bother saying anything about gun control or are we just not even going to bother this time?
They just installed one of those Flock cameras in a neighborhood nearby me with a significant latino population. Dude I don’t understand how any of this nonsense is legal. 😠
Jesus Gutiérrez told immigration agents he was a U.S. citizen. Only after they scanned his face, did the agents let him go.
How a US Citizen Was Scanned With ICE's Facial Recognition Tech
Jesus Gutiérrez told immigration agents he was a U.S. citizen. Only after they scanned his face, did the agents let him go.
www.404media.co
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
They just installed one of those Flock cameras in a neighborhood nearby me with a significant latino population. Dude I don’t understand how any of this nonsense is legal. 😠
How does she get her face to look all evil like that? Like if you’re just so filled with hate can it actually make you look evil somehow? 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
How does she get her face to look all evil like that? Like if you’re just so filled with hate can it actually make you look evil somehow? 🤔
This billboard is right in front of the bridge that leads into downtown and somebody said “in late stage capitalism you can’t even imagine children playing. in order to get you to understand that you should drive carefully they have to make you imagine them WORKING”
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This billboard is right in front of the bridge that leads into downtown and somebody said “in late stage capitalism you can’t even imagine children playing. in order to get you to understand that you should drive carefully they have to make you imagine them WORKING”
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A federal appeals court on Friday allowed the Trump administration to continue withholding funding from Planned Parenthood as mandated in the tax and domestic policy bill President Trump signed in July.
Government Can Withhold Funds From Planned Parenthood, Appeals Court Rules
A three-judge panel threw out a lower court’s order, allowing the Trump administration to continue defunding the group and other major abortion providers.
nyti.ms
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A federal appeals court on Friday allowed the Trump administration to continue withholding funding from Planned Parenthood as mandated in the tax and domestic policy bill President Trump signed in July.
I wish people were as food motivated as some of the cats and dogs in my life are
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I wish people were as food motivated as some of the cats and dogs in my life are
alcohol is made out of poison and my head really hurts 😣
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
alcohol is made out of poison and my head really hurts 😣
no glove, no love
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
no glove, no love
my favorite is when news articles about Jeffrey Epstein will say his name, and then include a parenthetical explanation for why he’s famous, and it’s 100% not the reason why he’s famous and they’re STILL doing it and it’s about to be 2026 lol
“…Jeffery Epstein, the late New York financier….”
“…Jeffery Epstein, the late New York financier….”
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
my favorite is when news articles about Jeffrey Epstein will say his name, and then include a parenthetical explanation for why he’s famous, and it’s 100% not the reason why he’s famous and they’re STILL doing it and it’s about to be 2026 lol
“…Jeffery Epstein, the late New York financier….”
“…Jeffery Epstein, the late New York financier….”
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
getting into the holiday spirit 🎄
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
getting into the holiday spirit 🎄
Okay, I know I’m super late to this but holy shit.
omg I can’t believe he might actually walk because the cops were too incompetent to arrest him properly 😭
omg I can’t believe he might actually walk because the cops were too incompetent to arrest him properly 😭
Prosecutors release bodycam footage of Luigi Mangione arrest - BBC News
A court is weighing what evidence to allow at trial during a series of hearings this week
www.bbc.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Okay, I know I’m super late to this but holy shit.
omg I can’t believe he might actually walk because the cops were too incompetent to arrest him properly 😭
omg I can’t believe he might actually walk because the cops were too incompetent to arrest him properly 😭
maybe Jeffery Epstein was just a really fun guy to take your picture with, and that’s why so many people wanted to do it. did you ever think of that?
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
maybe Jeffery Epstein was just a really fun guy to take your picture with, and that’s why so many people wanted to do it. did you ever think of that?
genuinely, what is a practical use for generative ai images that are indistinguishable from real ones that is not a crime?
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
genuinely, what is a practical use for generative ai images that are indistinguishable from real ones that is not a crime?
hey, just a heads up- that canary we had over in the coal mine? it looks like he hung himself 😒
RAM prices have increased '500%,' PC builder claims — CyberPowerPC announces price hikes in U.S. and UK starting December 7
The RAM situation is going from bad to worse.
www.tomshardware.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
hey, just a heads up- that canary we had over in the coal mine? it looks like he hung himself 😒
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in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
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The U.S. military has seized an oil tanker off of Venezuela's coast, President Donald Trump said.
The president did not provide details on what prompted the seizure. He also hinted that more may develop as "others things are happening." nbcnews.to/4pzAOjw
The president did not provide details on what prompted the seizure. He also hinted that more may develop as "others things are happening." nbcnews.to/4pzAOjw
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The U.S. military has seized an oil tanker off of Venezuela's coast, President Donald Trump said.
The president did not provide details on what prompted the seizure. He also hinted that more may develop as "others things are happening." nbcnews.to/4pzAOjw
The president did not provide details on what prompted the seizure. He also hinted that more may develop as "others things are happening." nbcnews.to/4pzAOjw
Ah. Of course, this must be in order to stop the drugs coming in from the place no drugs are coming in from. 🫠
US seizes oil tanker off coast of Venezuela, Trump says
The U.S. has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, President Donald Trump said on Wednesday, a move that raised oil prices and is likely to further inflame tensions between Washington and C...
www.reuters.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ah. Of course, this must be in order to stop the drugs coming in from the place no drugs are coming in from. 🫠