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Not the cops
@notthecops.bsky.social
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the name’s self explanatory.
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the “don’t trust anyone. not even yourself” meme
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I know it was an outside job… but I just can’t prove it 😤
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Now Playing (this, but unironically. I love coming down to the beach at night this time of year. I get to have the place all to myself ☺️, edition):

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Paul Baribeau- The Pier
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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ate a really big sandwich
Picture of a muffuletta that’s practically the size of a hubcap. I put my hand next to it for scale The inside of the the deli/grocery store I got the sandwich from. There’s are several racks of wine bottles and in the back you can see some cheeses behind glass at the deli
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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very small dog looking super bummed out ☹️
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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when we were 15 my friends and I found this convenience store that thought these were the same as Red Bull so they’d sell them to us by the half dozen
A can of sparks energy malt liquor
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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strange things are afoot over on the everything app 🤔
screenshot of the twitter account location information for the account @_MagaScope “MAGA Scope 2 0 @_MagaScope Date joined: April 2024 in Nigeria Account based in: Nigeria Verified: Since December 2024 6 username changes: Last on October 2025 Connected via Nigeria App Store” Keenan Thompson from SNL dressed up like Donald Trump sitting at his desk in the oval office
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Screenshot of a Billy ray cyrus tweet from June 8, 2015 with him looking like if jesus was emo but got highlights in his hair staring off into the distance. The caption reads, “Much to think about.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Snoop Dogg looking like even he doesn’t remember that
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Okay so I have good news, and I have not so good news.

The good news: I was finally able to find someplace nearby that had tvp in stock!!!
The bad news: (…)
A package of Bob’s Red Mill brand textured vegetable protein sitting on my bike handlebars!!!! 🤩🥳😇 …the outside of a Whole Foods 😣
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I had to go to the other side of town for the first time in a while I guess bc I didn’t even know they already put Christmas lights up! 😄🎄
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Damn. I guess we’ll never know who’s playing Gorefest this year because your guess is as good as mine whatever that’s supposed to say 🤷‍♂️
Flyer for Gorefest 2025 Saturday, December 13th - Brother’s Lounge 11609 Detroit Ave, Cleveland, Ohio Doors: 4:30 / Show: 5pm 1000x Salvia Slug Dealer Infectious Waste Excremental Scaphism Ovenhead Cold Cocked Suspectum Ten Thousand Teeth Anatomize Fleshpile Inoculation
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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uh-oh 😥
b/w close up photo of Marty Feldman smiling. He very famously had eyes set very wide apart from each other, sort of “wall-eyed” btw, that’s just the term I grew up hearing that medical condition called, but it only just now occurred to me I’m not sure if that’s not currently considered rude language, so if it is please let me know and I’ll take it down! 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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well damn. I guess the Zohran Effect is real 😳
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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the guy from the LA Noire game and on the screen it says press X to doubt
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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oof. I really forgot about that one 😮‍💨
kid crying listening to music
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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too lazy to cook tonight, so I just grabbed some takeout
two guys in inflatable T-Rex and Pig costumes standing in line at chipotle
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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This one really blew me away when I found out
the little girl that played Samara in The ring was also the voice actor who played Lilo from Lilo and Stitch
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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iykyk
sokolowskis. Polish food.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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okay, see? this is why I just won't go down to the flats during the 1880s anymore man 🙄
some weird map of cleveland from the 1800s I found where it has the flats labeled as "Land of Cannons" and Ohio City labeled as "Land of Rifles" I HAVE to believe this was made in the context of the fact the East side is WAAAY older than the West side literally because on the east side is where white colonialists lived so it got developed much more quickly and thoroughly than the West side because native americans were still living there. The west side only got settled many many years after colonists were already living here bc they just eventually killed all of them and stole their land
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
Screenshot of a partial list of the podcasts eligible for a Golden Globe this year Annual Golden Globes® LIVE COVERAGE. GOLDEN GLOBES • Pod Save America • Rotten Mango • Shawn Ryan Show • SmartLess • Stuff You Should Know • The Ben Shapiro Show • The Bill Simmons Podcast • The Daily (The New York Times) • The Joe Rogan Experience • The Megyn Kelly Show • The Mel Robbins Podcast • The Tucker Carlson Show • This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von • Up First from NPR
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Huh. I guess he really is going full Brandon after all 😔
Joe Biden the time he was at a town hall while he was campaigning back in 2020 when he called a guy who asked him a question fat and then challenged him to a push up contest
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Oh man! that’s so smart! That’s why you can always tell which one is the best country to live in: just look at the place with the highest amount of charitable contributions! Truly you have so much to teach us 😍

Unrelated-I’m sorry, do you mind pointing out where China is on this list?
List of the top fifteen countries with the highest rates of charitable contributions from Wikipedia
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM