Santa’s Favorite Librarian
@oracleatbluesky.bsky.social
Bluesky’s resident fortune teller and shitposter. A fucking treasure and a goddamned delight. Librarian. She/her. TERFs and transphobes can f*ck right off. Views are my own. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Goodnight Bsky
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Goodnight Bsky
Jarritos makes a hard soda called Cantaritos and it is lovely
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Jarritos makes a hard soda called Cantaritos and it is lovely
So true. It’s also hard to believe that some people don’t appreciate all my tudes.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So true. It’s also hard to believe that some people don’t appreciate all my tudes.
Babe, are you a gun? ‘Cause you’re killing it 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Babe, are you a gun? ‘Cause you’re killing it 🔥
Good morning Bsky
Happy Monday. Here’s your ray of fucking ☀️!
LFG
Happy Monday. Here’s your ray of fucking ☀️!
LFG
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Good morning Bsky
Happy Monday. Here’s your ray of fucking ☀️!
LFG
Happy Monday. Here’s your ray of fucking ☀️!
LFG
🎵 Take my hand
We’re off to a Winter Wonderland🎤
We’re off to a Winter Wonderland🎤
Enter December
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
🎵 Take my hand
We’re off to a Winter Wonderland🎤
We’re off to a Winter Wonderland🎤
Don’t “see” someone so hard that they poke you in the eyes. Not worth it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Don’t “see” someone so hard that they poke you in the eyes. Not worth it.
Just heard someone say “don’t pour your drink into someone that has their lid on” and i will ponder that for a while 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just heard someone say “don’t pour your drink into someone that has their lid on” and i will ponder that for a while 🤔
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Today is Remembrance Day for Lost Species. Here in the thick of the Holocene extinction, the list gets longer every year.
It's a scary time for our planet. I wrote the #EndlingBooks trilogy because I wanted to talk about that honestly with kids. But I also wanted to offer a measure of hope. 💙🐾
It's a scary time for our planet. I wrote the #EndlingBooks trilogy because I wanted to talk about that honestly with kids. But I also wanted to offer a measure of hope. 💙🐾
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Today is Remembrance Day for Lost Species. Here in the thick of the Holocene extinction, the list gets longer every year.
It's a scary time for our planet. I wrote the #EndlingBooks trilogy because I wanted to talk about that honestly with kids. But I also wanted to offer a measure of hope. 💙🐾
It's a scary time for our planet. I wrote the #EndlingBooks trilogy because I wanted to talk about that honestly with kids. But I also wanted to offer a measure of hope. 💙🐾
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Virgo: You’re living the dream! The one where everything sucks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Virgo: You’re living the dream! The one where everything sucks.
At Jay Blanchard Park, looking for birds (remembered to bring my binoculars this time)!
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
At Jay Blanchard Park, looking for birds (remembered to bring my binoculars this time)!
I hate being mad at myself. What a damn waste of time. 😡😭
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I hate being mad at myself. What a damn waste of time. 😡😭
Happy Lexus December to Remember Eve to all who celebrate 🎁
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Happy Lexus December to Remember Eve to all who celebrate 🎁
Good morning Bsky
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Good morning Bsky
Goodnight Bsky ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Goodnight Bsky ❤️
Not sleeping per se, but playing Coolio’s “Fantastic Voyage” got my daughter to stop crying, almost every time.
each of my children has an album that’s guaranteed to put them to sleep. my son’s is “in between dreams” by jack johnson and my daughter’s is “for emma, forever ago” by bon iver. some real “children of millennials” bullshit
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not sleeping per se, but playing Coolio’s “Fantastic Voyage” got my daughter to stop crying, almost every time.
Thinking of him this holiday season 🙏 🙌
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Thinking of him this holiday season 🙏 🙌
I am quite proud of myself.
@oracleatbluesky.bsky.social has swears! They've used 231 profanities in their last 2,628 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (58 times)
🥈 "fuck" (36 times)
🥉 "shit" (28 times)
🥇 "fucking" (58 times)
🥈 "fuck" (36 times)
🥉 "shit" (28 times)
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I am quite proud of myself.
@profanity.accountant please evaluate my profanity
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@profanity.accountant please evaluate my profanity
What is he thinking about?
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What is he thinking about?
This crazy building is what is referred to locally as the “I-4 Eyesore.” I’ve never seen it this close up before. #SeminoleCountyFL
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This crazy building is what is referred to locally as the “I-4 Eyesore.” I’ve never seen it this close up before. #SeminoleCountyFL
Spending the day in Deland, Florida to shop some small businesses. Bonus: a No Kings protest going on downtown with lots of cars honking in solidarity as they drive by.
Don’t write us off here in Florida.
Don’t write us off here in Florida.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Spending the day in Deland, Florida to shop some small businesses. Bonus: a No Kings protest going on downtown with lots of cars honking in solidarity as they drive by.
Don’t write us off here in Florida.
Don’t write us off here in Florida.
Let me just have a little closure, as a treat
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Let me just have a little closure, as a treat
I’m intending all my puns from now on idgaf
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m intending all my puns from now on idgaf