Jed (they/them)
@ohshitcircuit.bsky.social
‘tis better to have fucked around and found out than never to have fucked around at all
Pinned
headbanging to the lofi girl
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
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I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...
Publisher says Valve rejected complaint about hateful Steam review: "'Has Muslims, not recommended' is literal racism, so there should be no conversation needed"
"I just don't know what to do about this"
www.gamesradar.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...
I was born in 1990 and this bracket system calls me Gen X lmfao go home pornhub you're drunk
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I was born in 1990 and this bracket system calls me Gen X lmfao go home pornhub you're drunk
ABSOLUTELY NOT. six-seven until the cows come home idc but NOT 41. that is the number Smitty chose specifically because it was unpopular and no one else ever wanted it so he didn't have to fight over a number every time he switched teams. IT'S OURS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT >:(
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT. six-seven until the cows come home idc but NOT 41. that is the number Smitty chose specifically because it was unpopular and no one else ever wanted it so he didn't have to fight over a number every time he switched teams. IT'S OURS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT >:(
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" goes hard as fuck. O Captain, my Captain!
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" goes hard as fuck. O Captain, my Captain!
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Introducing Slop Detective!
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Introducing Slop Detective!
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
this is hilarious but the replies trying to make fun of it from people who have never been within 50 feet of a set of hockey gear are even more hilarious. yes it is absolutely possible to pull down your pants and fuck wearing full gear; no, it is not AT ALL sexy unless you have a kink for old sweat
Or maybe "desexed" means they're not having the specific kind of sex the author would like?
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
this is hilarious but the replies trying to make fun of it from people who have never been within 50 feet of a set of hockey gear are even more hilarious. yes it is absolutely possible to pull down your pants and fuck wearing full gear; no, it is not AT ALL sexy unless you have a kink for old sweat
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i genuinely feel bad for these tech guys. all the money in the world and instead of following your dreams you keep asking hey chatgpt what are my dreams
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i genuinely feel bad for these tech guys. all the money in the world and instead of following your dreams you keep asking hey chatgpt what are my dreams
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The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
this is an aspect of the chatbot phenomenon I am poorly equipped to evaluate. I'm not ~one of the elites~ financially, but all my social & professional circles my entire life have cared about & prioritized information accuracy. I do not understand people who don't, and that's not serving me well now
So, when a critic says, “Ah hah! That app makes shit up!” A lot of people will nod politely. And then they will think to themselves, “Well, so does the newspaper, and so does Facebook, and so do politicians, and none of those help me do this task or say nice things to me when I ask them questions.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
this is an aspect of the chatbot phenomenon I am poorly equipped to evaluate. I'm not ~one of the elites~ financially, but all my social & professional circles my entire life have cared about & prioritized information accuracy. I do not understand people who don't, and that's not serving me well now
*loading a pistol and getting back on the Paris Métro* Louvre's cursed
😬 The Louvre just can’t get a real *break*.
After the *break* in, it’s now a waterline *break*!
After the *break* in, it’s now a waterline *break*!
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
*loading a pistol and getting back on the Paris Métro* Louvre's cursed
every time I submit an IT ticket I'm afraid the response is gonna be "click the button right in front of your face, dumbass" and I always get weirdly proud when instead they're like "jesus wtf is THIS fresh hell, we're gonna need some time on this one"
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
every time I submit an IT ticket I'm afraid the response is gonna be "click the button right in front of your face, dumbass" and I always get weirdly proud when instead they're like "jesus wtf is THIS fresh hell, we're gonna need some time on this one"
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
around age 15 I figured out the perfect trick to get served alcohol, as long as they didn't check ID at the door. must have used it dozens of times and the only time it ever didn't work was when @puzzletrip.bsky.social heard me order and went "HAH!" and then the waiter kinda *had* to card me XD
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
around age 15 I figured out the perfect trick to get served alcohol, as long as they didn't check ID at the door. must have used it dozens of times and the only time it ever didn't work was when @puzzletrip.bsky.social heard me order and went "HAH!" and then the waiter kinda *had* to card me XD
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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"Found In Translation" 490 pcs., 15"x15"x1", 2 layers, D: 9.8/10 - this was the trickiest puzzle commission of the year, hands down. I am pretty good at cutting weird tiny shapes but doing 200+ hieroglyph drop-outs and keeping all the surrounding pieces nice and connected was a real challenge.
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Found In Translation" 490 pcs., 15"x15"x1", 2 layers, D: 9.8/10 - this was the trickiest puzzle commission of the year, hands down. I am pretty good at cutting weird tiny shapes but doing 200+ hieroglyph drop-outs and keeping all the surrounding pieces nice and connected was a real challenge.
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Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back.
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back.
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
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"Be less judgmental," say the people who think queer folks are icky and should be pushed out of all facets of society.
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Be less judgmental," say the people who think queer folks are icky and should be pushed out of all facets of society.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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