Jed (they/them)
@ohshitcircuit.bsky.social
‘tis better to have fucked around and found out than never to have fucked around at all
Pinned
headbanging to the lofi girl
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It’s incredibly sad this needs to be said.
Thanks to all responders helping Washington communities affected by recent floods, including the National Guard, out there doing what they’re meant to do.
Thanks to all responders helping Washington communities affected by recent floods, including the National Guard, out there doing what they’re meant to do.
If you see National Guard service members out in our communities, they're here to keep Washingtonians safe. I deeply appreciate the work they're doing.
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s incredibly sad this needs to be said.
Thanks to all responders helping Washington communities affected by recent floods, including the National Guard, out there doing what they’re meant to do.
Thanks to all responders helping Washington communities affected by recent floods, including the National Guard, out there doing what they’re meant to do.
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My “Viggo Mortensen broke his toe when they were filming ‘The Two Towers’” moment is “Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy’s stunt doubles fell in love when they were filming ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My “Viggo Mortensen broke his toe when they were filming ‘The Two Towers’” moment is “Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy’s stunt doubles fell in love when they were filming ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’.”
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imagine trying to convince me that I should "get used" to AI bc it's "here to stay." honey mitch mcconnell has been my senator since before i was born, do you think i don't know how to lock in and hate for the long haul
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
imagine trying to convince me that I should "get used" to AI bc it's "here to stay." honey mitch mcconnell has been my senator since before i was born, do you think i don't know how to lock in and hate for the long haul
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
this is actually genius
Japan's 'Muscle Carers' inspire new generation to work in care industry
A Japanese care company has seen a rise in job applications thanks to a unique initiative that looks to change the perception of those that work in the caregiving industry.
essential-japan.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
this is actually genius
made a bunch of festively-scented tea lights to give out at the monthly masked kink munch tonight and am amusing myself by wishing everyone a "happy winter solstice etc."
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
made a bunch of festively-scented tea lights to give out at the monthly masked kink munch tonight and am amusing myself by wishing everyone a "happy winter solstice etc."
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December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Sneaking in one last new story for the year! Us, In Another Universe, my flash piece about the hero/villain relationship, ships, fics, and the multiverse is now available to read in December's @lightspeedmagazine.com
www.lightspeedmagazine.com?p=35303
www.lightspeedmagazine.com?p=35303
Us, in Another Universe - Lightspeed Magazine
In this universe, we fight because we can’t fuck. Call it Universe A, or One, the Golden Age where it all began. Though “began” is relative when your timeline is constantly rewritten, rebooted, shatte...
www.lightspeedmagazine.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sneaking in one last new story for the year! Us, In Another Universe, my flash piece about the hero/villain relationship, ships, fics, and the multiverse is now available to read in December's @lightspeedmagazine.com
www.lightspeedmagazine.com?p=35303
www.lightspeedmagazine.com?p=35303
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
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I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...
Publisher says Valve rejected complaint about hateful Steam review: "'Has Muslims, not recommended' is literal racism, so there should be no conversation needed"
"I just don't know what to do about this"
www.gamesradar.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...
I was born in 1990 and this bracket system calls me Gen X lmfao go home pornhub you're drunk
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I was born in 1990 and this bracket system calls me Gen X lmfao go home pornhub you're drunk
ABSOLUTELY NOT. six-seven until the cows come home idc but NOT 41. that is the number Smitty chose specifically because it was unpopular and no one else ever wanted it so he didn't have to fight over a number every time he switched teams. IT'S OURS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT >:(
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT. six-seven until the cows come home idc but NOT 41. that is the number Smitty chose specifically because it was unpopular and no one else ever wanted it so he didn't have to fight over a number every time he switched teams. IT'S OURS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT >:(
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" goes hard as fuck. O Captain, my Captain!
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" goes hard as fuck. O Captain, my Captain!
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Introducing Slop Detective!
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Introducing Slop Detective!
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
Interactive game where you'll become fraud investigators, learning to spot AI-generated fakes and improve fact-checking skills.
Perfect for kids learning to investigate suspicious stories, images, and audio clips.
slopdetective.kagi.com
this is hilarious but the replies trying to make fun of it from people who have never been within 50 feet of a set of hockey gear are even more hilarious. yes it is absolutely possible to pull down your pants and fuck wearing full gear; no, it is not AT ALL sexy unless you have a kink for old sweat
Or maybe "desexed" means they're not having the specific kind of sex the author would like?
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
this is hilarious but the replies trying to make fun of it from people who have never been within 50 feet of a set of hockey gear are even more hilarious. yes it is absolutely possible to pull down your pants and fuck wearing full gear; no, it is not AT ALL sexy unless you have a kink for old sweat
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i genuinely feel bad for these tech guys. all the money in the world and instead of following your dreams you keep asking hey chatgpt what are my dreams
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i genuinely feel bad for these tech guys. all the money in the world and instead of following your dreams you keep asking hey chatgpt what are my dreams
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The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man