James Davis Nicoll
@jdnicoll.bsky.social
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Reviewer, Essayist, Hugo, Aurora, and Darwin Award finalist.
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Ah, sorry. PKD. My brain turns off at 10 PM. Philip K. Dick. Specifically, a scene from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.
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From the surviving goons' point of view, they were quietly being criminal when someone shot the guards, tossed two poison grenades into the warehouse, shot the place up, and then left.

Those two grenades did 40 HP to "every enemy present on the scene". Does being in the warehouse count as present?
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Well, that was odd. Handed my PCs a PDK session--who's deluded, them or the other people who claim to work for the same Institute?--and what they did was shoot up a mob warehouse. Which, admittedly, the PCs know is connected to the guy who loves using imposters.
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Aw, people said don't adopt a bear and my friend did that without any problems right before they stopped answering their phone or their email and stopped showing up at work.

I have to say their Halloween diorama--bones on the front lawn--is on point.
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Ever know ahead of time you were going to regret a post? This is one of those.

My skull is hard to x-ray. Impervious. One might say thick.
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One of my head injuries involved me breaking someone's gun with my head. I expected it to hurt like heck it but it didn't. I couldn't do math in my head for about a week but otherwise OK.

Got a pre-MRI x-ray to look for metal, JIC. No metal but they had to do the x-ray a few times because (cont')
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He's been doing this about twice a century for one hundred and eighty thousand years.
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"I always marry, when I do marry, a girl as much younger than myself as possible, so the disparity will not become too great. Say I am thirty; I marry a girl of sixteen. Then when it is time that I must leave her, she is forty-six and I am still thirty."
(con't)
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If you're lucky, the guy is only 50. As recounted by the hundreds of millennia old, unaging protagonist of Letter To A Phoenix:

(con't)
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It was working 30 minutes ago. I think the issue is at the far end.
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James Arthur Hetley (August 15, 1947 - October 8, 2025)

Speculative fiction author dies in bike crash.

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Technically, I was just within the fireball, not its cause.
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Old time SF might still have the edge over 2020s where blurbs are concerned. I'll take HE KNEW THE MARTIAN LOVE SECRET over LORD OF THE FLIES MEETS ANNE OF GREEN GABLES IN THIS FRIENDS TO ENEMIES FOUND FAMILY ACCIDENTAL WISH ROMANTASY.
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I would actually go to a movie theatre to watch a Muppet Gray Lensman.
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A modern Gray Lensman movie should ditch the Eddore vs Arisia plot to focus on Haynes and Lacy's romantic schemes.
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​“You aren’t asking if everything stayed on the beam.” This from Lacy.
​“No need — I had a spy-ray on the whole performance.”
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“Here’s to love!” Haynes gave the toast.
​“Ain’t it grand!” Surgeon-Marshal Lacy responded.
​“Down the hatch!” they chanted in unison, and action followed word.

(con't: it gets better)
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There are slash fiction writers who aren't as invested in their preferred relationship as those two old coots.

To quote:
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The part about Gray Lensman that astonished me when I reread it a decade ago was the subplot about two elderly senior officers being obsessed with the Kinnison-MacDougall romance to the point of egregiously abusing their authority to ensure the romance was successful.
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I mean, axe to the chest is distracting but seven at best. Stabbed with molten glass was my 11.

(I was the only person in 1st aid who'd been stabbed with molten glass. I question my classmates' life choices)