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beardynoise.bsky.social
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@beardynoise.bsky.social
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Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
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beardynoise.bsky.social
These are drawings I've done playing TTRPGs.

Are they shit?

Yes.

Are they the greatest achievements in all of human artistic endeavour?

Also yes.
Drawing of anubis but it's a crude stick figure with a jackal head Drawing of a bird with a shawl & curlers on ger head smoking a cigarette. She's wearing sunglasses. She's called Rhonda and is my greatest creation. Below her is a rotund lemming with a hat as wide as he is, and a barrel with a hole cut in it for smoking A goat with fishnets, lipstick, and high heels. It's a sexy goat. A snake with a wig and flowery dress on
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Ya boi gogo danced last night and now I'm manning the Dolphins stall for Picnic In The Park, please clap
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Welcome, traveller....cross my paw with silver and i shall tell you what the future holds....
A tabby cat sat on a mat with a deck of tarot cards
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
You are in both of these images.

I did not *ask* to be in the discover tab. Please stop behaving like other people being there is something that is being done to you by them.
"What happened to him?" Asks the left figure, talking of the figure being carried on a stretcher "His skeet hit discover page :( " replies his comrade Man reading book "why your bluesky timeline is bad" "discover tab" man crying
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
hello from inside of a cloud and outside a cloud
A plane's wing, taken from a window inside tge plane. It is very foggy because of the cloud Same plane wing but clouds in the distance and the ground below
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Vegeta from Dragonball Z in a pink shirt and yellow pants with the text: "I am doing a badman check-in. I need six badmen to post, not share, this message to show you are always the if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will. Let's go gentlemen."
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
me whenever Michelle
Not saying MOTHER for an ENTIRE minute - challenge Two bratz dolls (?) Look distressed. It's difficult not to say mother when Michelle Braiser
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Please enjoy this incredible sign
Sign advertising a tuition service but someone stuck googly eyes on the young girl in the advert
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
On emojipasta
happy edmund👨‍✈️ fitzgerald day🚢⚓️ to all my favorite SUPERIOR sluts👅💦🌊 5️⃣0️⃣ years ago, the ss edmund fitzgerald SANK💥🚢🌊🧊 into the icy depths🥶❄️ of lake superior💧💧 which is the 🌊deepest😛 and LARGEST🍆 great lake by volume😩💦💦 but it’s still not as DEEP😮‍💨 as you’ll be getting tonight 🤤💦👅🍆 in remembrance🙏🏼👆🏼 of the 2️⃣9️⃣ crew members👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️👩‍✈️ that lost their LIVES🪦💔✝️ send this to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your closest freshwater FREAKS💦👅🍆 if you get 5️⃣ back, you’re just a 🍑😛 SAD slutty sailor 😔⚓️🌊 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you’re a deep water DADDY😩🍒💧but get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re the🍆👅 baddest ore 🪨🧨 whore 😮‍💨 the u.p. has EVER seen 👀😛🍆💦💦 make like the CAPTAIN👨‍✈️🚢🌊 and go DOWN👅🥵🐱 with the ship🍆🍆💦 so pour one out🍺🥂🥃🍹 for the lost BADDIES🔥🥵 on board🚢🌊⚓️✝️ and in honor 🙏🏼😔🪦 of the LEGEND 👑🔥 gorDONG 🍆🎵😏 lightfoot 🦶🏼👅💦 eternally departing➡️✝️ from the world🌎in may 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🍒😢💧get absolutely🌊🚢 WRECKed 🍻🍾🥂🍺 and SPREAD 😼💦😩 the MESSAGE👆🏼😏🍌🍑 farther and 😮‍💨🤸‍♀️WIDER😳👅 than ur legs🚢😎🍆💦 have EVER been🤤❄️
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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ARMS TIP
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Having defeated both @wangleberry.bsky.social and @brainmage.bsky.social at Mario Kart they're now competing for the honour of facing me in Honourable Driving Combat
A tv with Mario Kart on
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
happy edmund👨‍✈️ fitzgerald🚢⚓️ day🌅☀️ to all my favorite💖 SUPERIOR sluts👅💦🌊 5️⃣0️⃣ years ago, the ss edmund fitzgerald ⬇️SANK💥🚢🌊🧊 into the icy depths🥶❄️ of lake superior💧💧 which is the 🌊deepest😛 and LARGEST🍆 great lake by volume😩💦💦 but it’s still not as DEEP😮‍💨 as you’ll be getting tonight 🤤💦👅🍆 in remembrance🙏🏼👆🏼 of the 29 crew members👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️👩‍✈️ that lost their LIVES🪦💔✝️ send this to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your closest freshwater FREAKS💦👅🍆 if you get 0️⃣ back then the 🧙‍♀️ witch of HOEvember🥵🍂has CUM💦 stealin' 🥷if you get 5️⃣ back, you’re just a 🍑😛 SAD slutty sailor 😔⚓️🌊 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you’re a deep water DADDY😩🍒💧but get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re the🍆👅 baddest ore 🪨🧨 whore 😮‍💨 the u.p. has EVER seen 👀😛🍆💦💦 make like the CAPTAIN👨‍✈️🚢🌊 and go DOWN👅🥵🐱 with the ship🍆🍆💦 so pour one out🍺🥂🥃🍹 for the lost BADDIES🔥🥵 on board🚢🌊⚓️✝️ and in honor 🙏🏼😔🪦 of the LEGEND 👑🔥 gorDONG 🍆🎵😏 lightfoot 🦶🏼👅💦 eternally departing➡️✝️ from the world🌎in may 2023 🍒😢💧get absolutely🌊🚢 WRECKed 🍻🍾🥂🍺 and SPREAD 😼💦😩 the MESSAGE👆🏼😏🍌🍑 farther and 😮‍💨🤸‍♀️WIDER😳👅 than ur legs🚢😎🍆💦 have EVER been🤤❄️
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
🦀🎶Crabitalism! Crabitalism! Worship the Money Crab!💲🦀🎶
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Cemeteries in Autumn are beautiful
A red-orange tree in autumn, in a graveyard A graveyard where the ground is orange with fallen leaves A path in a graveyard, totally covered in orange fallen leaves
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Dr Temperance Brennan (an attractive white lady played by Emily Deschanel) examines a bone, while a crudely drawn speech bubble implies she's saying the post below
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Cat in a wizard hat with squiggles coming out of his wand "WOOSH. You have my love and support"
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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me when Michelle Braiser
Two bratz dolls (?) In visible distress in a YouTube thumbnail. The title us "not saying Mother for an ENTIRE minute - challenge"
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Dril post "Oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts."
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Posting something random
Nancy on a hoverboard saying "sluggo is lit"
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Me when I read the phrase "messianic jew"
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
THERE'S AN ARMOURY
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Juno Dawson, a blue woman in a red outfit, holding a phone. "I'm calling the police"
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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One of my favourite photos of me is one of me dancing at a wedding
Black and white photo of me dancing, mid finger snap, with a woman who is also dancing
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Saw bloomfs hanging in the ocean
A seagull in the sea A group of seagulls on a rock in the sea
October 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I stg this fucking website
Night mode screenshot showing the divergence in topic from the original post (vibrators) to the preceding two which are about dnd
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM