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Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
A Bargaining
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
thanks

unrelated I am going to walk into the sea
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Like I'm assuming it's twitter, but
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I feel like I'm missing some critical context here
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Yeah packing is absolutely HELLISH for me, this is a Hot Tip I think i might try next time, thank uou!
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Great question, I...don't think so, anymore? Like we *were*, a few weeks back
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
YESSSS
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh fuck that's so clever
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Unfortunately for us all, Trump is capable of absolutely superb comedy
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think it's all one word, ratfucked
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And here I was thinking the 'Pene' was because she invented the Pasta shape
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That's actually a great call I've been on the vodka red bulls
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The only thing i love as much as being a bona fide hottie is the noble art of Posting
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I need you to know ive been dancing in a jockstrap for 4 hours and this was the first thing I did
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
To make this simpler, screenshot of instructions
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh god someone did post a guide to having a personalised My Bangers!
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
famous pussy gourmand, Yoda is
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
good
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
You can open the bag!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM