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Ash
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he / him 🏳️‍🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | just a guy replying
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also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:

i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter

it's called having range, darling
they should put Kat Dennings in more movies
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I feel like you could have a decent gimmick account chronicling Your Party through Peep Show quotes
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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‘And, if I’m honest, that was a jollier day than this one.’
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PolHome he was once forced to kill a dog with his hands to save the life of a baby

He spoke to Tom Scotson at Your Party conference in Liverpool
Your Party MP Ayoub Khan Killed Dog To Save A Baby's Life
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PoliticsHome he once killed a dog with his hands to save a child’s life.
www.politicshome.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think the most important outcome of the Your Party conference will be a generation of young people turned off party politics forever, and surely in that we can all come together and celebrate?
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"And it gave me a taste for it"
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PolHome he was once forced to kill a dog with his hands to save the life of a baby

He spoke to Tom Scotson at Your Party conference in Liverpool
Your Party MP Ayoub Khan Killed Dog To Save A Baby's Life
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PoliticsHome he once killed a dog with his hands to save a child’s life.
www.politicshome.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
that bisexual barista with a nose ring will NOT save you, but they will introduce you to coffees you've not heard of, so it's probably worth it
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
fuck me the second day of the Your Party conference looks dire
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
performatively reading the most feminist of all literature (the posts of the woman reading this)
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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okay this is legitimately very dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
teaching financial literacy in schools would stop the time-honoured tradition of having savings and investments explained to you by your older partner in your inappropriate age-gap relationship
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
this is what ChatGPT actually is btw
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
listen this is what happens when you promote Mass transit
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I've become the 30-something friend who sits down all my other friends and goes through their budget and savings and finances with them and sets them on a decent path

So actually financial literacy in schools is bad, because then my friends would stop sending me gifts in gratitude
This is why it is good that financial literacy is going to be taught in schools. On average, if you are 20, you should save in an index fund and not worry about it for decades, and he should know this!
Josh Hall, 20, is 'worried' about how the cash ISA allowance cut announced in Wednesday’s Budget will affect his long-term savings plans

#Read More: trib.al/UPCzygg
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
has anybody done this
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
it's very surprising to me how many people watch top of the pops
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
inventing the term "non-binarian"
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
walking up and saying "sorry for your loss" to every bald guy I see
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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NEW on the blog:
An FAQ About the #1 Biggest Mistake Men Make on Dates with Women
girlyjuice.net/an-faq-about...

I got annoyed again about men who don't ask women questions on dates, so here's 3,300 words of helpful (& snarky) advice about that, for these men + the people who date them
An FAQ About the #1 Biggest Mistake Men Make on Dates with Women
Hey Kate, what’s the biggest mistake men make on dates with women? Not asking anywhere near enough questions. Or, in many cases, not asking any questions at all. Really? That’s the bigg…
girlyjuice.net
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
for peak discourse I really want the media to find a combined WASPI and mansion tax "victim"
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I like my guys a little fruity (total sub bottoms)
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
no Independent Group for Change option for the bit??
These are apparently actual suggestions for The Party Currently known as Your Party. If they end up with For the Many the acronym will be FtM, which should amuse any trans men in the room.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
showed this to my wife and she said "that is so cute...oh god you want to dress like them again don't you"

god forbid a man have sartorial hobbies smdh
okay this is legitimately very dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
just realised I've not used a mousepad in probably 15 years
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM