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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 2d
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
Woman in jacket and trousers leans against a tree casually munching on a sandwich - behind her, a bike leans against the tree and a view of beautiful mountains is highlighted by afternoon sunshine
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Who fancies a Christmas #threesome? This incredible festive #AudioPorn is written and read by Sherryl Blu...

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Christmas MMF threesome: The 3-in-1 Secret Santa gift | Sherryl Blu
Her boss asks if she'd like a sexy Secret Santa and she's all in... especially when he brings the office hottie as an extra. MMF threesome audio porn.
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December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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nora.zone
i made a bot that posts random wikipedia birds if that would help
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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sachacoward.bsky.social
Just read a BBC article about thieves who targeted gay men using Grindr. They threatened and humiliated their targets, hoping they'd be too ashamed to report the crimes.

The blatant homophobia used by
lawyers in court about the victims is really awful! It basically reads as 'they deserved it'!
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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scalzi.com
This is delightful and also, of course, fuck Bari Weiss for being the transparent tool of a corrupt and criminal administration
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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chrisgeidner.bsky.social
BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA J.G.G., et al., Plaintiffs, LIYANARA SÁNCHEZ, as next friend on behalf of FRENGEL REYES MOTA, et al., Petitioners-Plaintiffs, V. DONALD J. TRUMP, et al., Respondents-Defendants. Civil Action No. 25-766 (JEB) MEMORANDUM OPINION Nine months ago, six Venezuelan men were hustled out of a detention center in Texas, loaded onto planes, and shipped to an infamous mega-prison in El Salvador with no explanation and no opportunity to challenge the reason for their hasty removal. On behalf of themselves and a putative class of similarly situated detainees, they have turned to the courts to vindicate their constitutional right to due process. These efforts have precipitated multiple trips up and down the assorted tiers of the federal judiciary, complicated by their subsequent transfer to and release in their native Venezuela. After the D.C. Circuit vacated this Court's prior preliminary injunction, Plaintiffs have again moved for an order enjoining the Government to facilitate their return to the United States to pursue their individual habeas claims. The parties then agreed to consolidate this Motion into Cross-Motions for Summary Judgment. The Court ultimately finds that the United States maintained constructive custody over Plaintiffs while they were imprisoned in El Salvador, thus affording the Court habeas jurisdiction 1 Case 1:25-cv-00766-JEB Document 215 Filed 12/22/25 Page 2 of 43 over this action. In addition, it will certify a class of Plaintiffs who were removed on March 15 and seek to enforce their right to a hearing. On the merits, the Court concludes that this class was denied their due-process rights and will thus require the Government to facilitate their ability to obtain such hearing. Our law requires no less. ORDER For the reasons stated in the accompanying Memorandum Opinion, the Court ORDERS that: 1. Plaintiffs' [177] Motion for Summary Judgment is GRANTED; 2. Plaintiffs' [178] Motion for Class Certification is GRANTED; 3. Defendants' [182] Motion for Summary Judgment is DENIED; and 4. The Government shall submit its proposal either to facilitate the return of Plaintiffs to the United States or to otherwise provide them with hearings that satisfy the requirements of due process by January 5, 2026. 1 Case 1:25-cv-00766-JEB Document 214 Filed 12/22/25 Page 2 of 2 /s/ James E. Boasberg JAMES E. BOASBERG United States District Judge
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
girlonthenet.bsky.social
‘You’re on my nice list but just for tonight I think I’m going to move you to the naughty one.’

Super-sexy guest blog from 2022 - Festive fucking and a genderflipped Santa!

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December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
And this is how the bigots win, by degrees. Just read an awful news story about a series of sexual assaults against the same victim and they named the race & nationality of each of the suspects despite it having no relevance to the offences allegedly committed. That just didn't happen a decade ago.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
girlonthenet.bsky.social
CN Rape.

This makes me want to burn the world.

Additional: why the fuck are we now listing arrested criminals by race? These are dark fucking times on so many levels, Christ.
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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paddypamment.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️✊ #OnlyConnect
A picture of the following text: Tonight on Only Connect we play against the wonderful Sorcerers - Raf, Carolina and Emily. This will, of course, bring out a load of people who are offended at the very thought of someone daring to do something incredibly normal on telly while not conforming to their expectations on “gender”. I haven’t actually asked the Sorcerers “btw how do you identify” before writing this, and I’m not about to assume anyone’s pronouns or identification - because in the context of a quiz show, I could not care less. It’s a quiz show. What matters is the quiz questions and trying to answer them. But… if you are watching OC, and that tilts you SO MUCH that you taking to social media to write snide little comments about trans folk - a proportionally tiny community of people whose very existence is a battle that has been made harder at every turn of late, with debate fuelled by bad actors intent upon distracting us from wider societal issues - then take a look at yourself. It is hate. It is bigotry at its plainest. All because someone who looks different is on telly. Trans people will always exist. LGB *with* the T. If you’ve got an issue with anything I’ve said, go on, have at me. I’ve got my trans siblings’ backs all the way. Paddy (he/him/his)
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
There's nothing quite like being the grown adult man sat in the middle of the backseat of a car to remind you of your position in the social hierarchy.
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
girlonthenet.bsky.social
NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons: thanks for picking the strap-on one in this month's vote. Fuck yeah!
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December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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melofthevalley.bsky.social
Love this! And love the various solo holidays I have taken.
girlonthenet.bsky.social Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 2d
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
Woman in jacket and trousers leans against a tree casually munching on a sandwich - behind her, a bike leans against the tree and a view of beautiful mountains is highlighted by afternoon sunshine
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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scientits.bsky.social
The strongest memories I have are of the things I've done solo

I've done fancy holidays with partners, but that's a shared experience and it's a different feeling

When you do something on your own, the memory is 100% yours to keep and I love that
girlonthenet.bsky.social Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 2d
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
Woman in jacket and trousers leans against a tree casually munching on a sandwich - behind her, a bike leans against the tree and a view of beautiful mountains is highlighted by afternoon sunshine
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
girlonthenet.bsky.social
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
Woman in jacket and trousers leans against a tree casually munching on a sandwich - behind her, a bike leans against the tree and a view of beautiful mountains is highlighted by afternoon sunshine
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
girlonthenet.bsky.social
"He slaps my tits with the spoon. Direct blows to the front of them. Your hands are at my ass, each holding one on my cheeks."

NEW #AudioPorn by @gdwsundial.bsky.social - the next in her amazing Sunday series to round off your weekend!
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December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Closing the year with one of our highest ever polls.

Thank you everyone so much for your support and determination this year.

We're all just getting started.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
leftiestats.bsky.social Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social · 2d
🚨 NEW | Poll shows Greens ahead of Labour

➡️ REF: 25% (-1)
🔵 CON: 22% (+2)
🟢 GRN: 19% (+1)
🔴 LAB: 18% (=)
🟠 LD: 10% (-1)

Via @LordAPolls, 11-15 Dec (+/- vs 17 Nov)
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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emilyoram.bsky.social
I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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redscharlach.bsky.social
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
The sun rising over the London skyline this morning, only it’s a very cloudy sky and the sun is visible only as an orange streak of fire that coincidentally seems to be emanating from the spire on the top of St Paul’s dome
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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theplanetaryguy.bsky.social
My god. It's full of stars.

This sparkling #JWST stellar scene is Westerlund 2, a young star cluster only a few million years old and containing some of the hottest, most massive stars known.

Westerlund 2 is situated within the Gum 29 stellar nursery, and is around 20,000 lightyears from home.
A sparling scene is six-pointed stars, with a large cluster at upper centre and a particularly bright example at lower right. The background is wispy and in shades of blue and grey–red, with a bright border of reddy–orange clouds along the left and bottom of the scene.
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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uglygame.bsky.social
It's not just David Walliams who should suffer professional ruin, it's all the senior staff at his publisher involved in implementing a policy whose only possible interpretation is that they believed that he represented a danger to their employees but continued to work with him anyway.
Sources cited by the Telegraph said that, after the inquiry, steps were taken to limit contact between Walliams and some employees. Measures reportedly included ensuring some staff did not work directly with him, advising them to attend meetings in pairs and discouraging visits to his home.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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theguyliner.bsky.social
UPDATE: Aaron has been in touch to explain the Greg Davies conundrum: theguyliner.com/impeccable/a...
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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theguyliner.bsky.social
In the latest Guardian Blind Date, he's underdressed, she's obsessed with Greg Davies, and it's flu season.
My review:
Aaron and Tara
We’re down to the last couple of cigarettes in the noxious 85% tar pack of 2025. What shall we light them with? A Brat-green Clipper from last year that we just found behind the sofa? A £50 n…
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December 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Following the Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua news, I am leaning on my sex influencer status and officially challenging professional porn performer Small Hands to a bout of sex. Come at me. 🤤
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM