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I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
Who fancies a Christmas #threesome? This incredible festive #AudioPorn is written and read by Sherryl Blu...

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Christmas MMF threesome: The 3-in-1 Secret Santa gift | Sherryl Blu
Her boss asks if she'd like a sexy Secret Santa and she's all in... especially when he brings the office hottie as an extra. MMF threesome audio porn.
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December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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i made a bot that posts random wikipedia birds if that would help
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Just read a BBC article about thieves who targeted gay men using Grindr. They threatened and humiliated their targets, hoping they'd be too ashamed to report the crimes.

The blatant homophobia used by
lawyers in court about the victims is really awful! It basically reads as 'they deserved it'!
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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This is delightful and also, of course, fuck Bari Weiss for being the transparent tool of a corrupt and criminal administration
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
‘You’re on my nice list but just for tonight I think I’m going to move you to the naughty one.’

Super-sexy guest blog from 2022 - Festive fucking and a genderflipped Santa!

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December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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And this is how the bigots win, by degrees. Just read an awful news story about a series of sexual assaults against the same victim and they named the race & nationality of each of the suspects despite it having no relevance to the offences allegedly committed. That just didn't happen a decade ago.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
CN Rape.

This makes me want to burn the world.

Additional: why the fuck are we now listing arrested criminals by race? These are dark fucking times on so many levels, Christ.
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️✊ #OnlyConnect
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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There's nothing quite like being the grown adult man sat in the middle of the backseat of a car to remind you of your position in the social hierarchy.
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons: thanks for picking the strap-on one in this month's vote. Fuck yeah!
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December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Love this! And love the various solo holidays I have taken.
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The strongest memories I have are of the things I've done solo

I've done fancy holidays with partners, but that's a shared experience and it's a different feeling

When you do something on your own, the memory is 100% yours to keep and I love that
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"He slaps my tits with the spoon. Direct blows to the front of them. Your hands are at my ass, each holding one on my cheeks."

NEW #AudioPorn by @gdwsundial.bsky.social - the next in her amazing Sunday series to round off your weekend!
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December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Closing the year with one of our highest ever polls.

Thank you everyone so much for your support and determination this year.

We're all just getting started.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
🚨 NEW | Poll shows Greens ahead of Labour

➡️ REF: 25% (-1)
🔵 CON: 22% (+2)
🟢 GRN: 19% (+1)
🔴 LAB: 18% (=)
🟠 LD: 10% (-1)

Via @LordAPolls, 11-15 Dec (+/- vs 17 Nov)
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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My god. It's full of stars.

This sparkling #JWST stellar scene is Westerlund 2, a young star cluster only a few million years old and containing some of the hottest, most massive stars known.

Westerlund 2 is situated within the Gum 29 stellar nursery, and is around 20,000 lightyears from home.
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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It's not just David Walliams who should suffer professional ruin, it's all the senior staff at his publisher involved in implementing a policy whose only possible interpretation is that they believed that he represented a danger to their employees but continued to work with him anyway.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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UPDATE: Aaron has been in touch to explain the Greg Davies conundrum: theguyliner.com/impeccable/a...
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date, he's underdressed, she's obsessed with Greg Davies, and it's flu season.
My review:
Aaron and Tara
We’re down to the last couple of cigarettes in the noxious 85% tar pack of 2025. What shall we light them with? A Brat-green Clipper from last year that we just found behind the sofa? A £50 n…
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December 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Following the Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua news, I am leaning on my sex influencer status and officially challenging professional porn performer Small Hands to a bout of sex. Come at me. 🤤
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM