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Tyron
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Raise taxes, repair the country. Inspired by joy, sobriety, Marcel Duchamp, Kelis, Mata Hari, and those hallucinations I used to have.
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what people think the gay lifestyle is vs. what the gay lifestyle actually is
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If you want to go back to a world where my mum was forced to leave school at 15 you can just fuck right off.
there's a lot to unpack here Lord Glasman
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This is so Alien vs Predator (except whoever loses we ALL WIN 🤩)
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Max Shanly... I haven't heard that name in years...
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Trade unionists just desperate to get day one sick pay, y’know?

Also love this from Mainstream, once again showing their complete lack of trade union support. The unions who could claim to be ‘high and dry’ were the smol ones who weren’t invited to the grown ups‘ table by their peers
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the old man and the sea
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
LMAO
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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The Pronouns Party 🤩
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
your party
our party
his/her/its party
we party
they party
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Hahahahahahahaaaa
Zarah Sultana: "We need a wealth tax, but we also need to nationalise the entire economy."
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just thick and disingenuous. You aren't even a Christian! Bugger off!
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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People really don't want to buy stocks.
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Fascinating that the cash ISA limit is the most unpopular item in the budget. I would have thought it would be unpopular but not more so than e.g. freezing tax thresholds.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Govt response to the net migration figures collapsing is so depressing. This is why you don't chase this tiger! People aren't happy even if you have actual success on this!
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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One of my most enduring gripes. Politicians are told not to patronise voters. The most patronising approach is to nod along when they believe stuff that's not true, or encourage them
this is one of the reasons not to do policy by poll or focus group
New net migration figures at 930am.

Net migration fell half a million to 344,000 in 2024 from 848k in 2023

56% of people think it went up last year
17% think stayed the same
14% think it went down

2025 figure to be lower again
16% expect that
38% think it will be up
31% about the same
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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this is one of the reasons not to do policy by poll or focus group
New net migration figures at 930am.

Net migration fell half a million to 344,000 in 2024 from 848k in 2023

56% of people think it went up last year
17% think stayed the same
14% think it went down

2025 figure to be lower again
16% expect that
38% think it will be up
31% about the same
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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It's such a bizarre framing. Labour MPs think taking 450k kids out of poverty is putting the country first! That's why they wanted it to happen! It's not because they personally benefit.
Headline on The World at One just now:

"Sir Keir Starmer has denied putting the Labour Party before the country by ending the two-child benefit cap".

Can we please go back to reporting the actual news, not someone's partisan take on it?
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
where is my chancellor???
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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One of Keir Starmer’s tragedies is that his political instincts are much better than his hiring ones, which is why so many stories have the form of “Starmer [wanted to do something they obviously had to do]. But his chancellor and his chief aide convinced him they should hold out, fruitlessly”.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The amount of shit this government caused itself just contradicting all the obvious things it would have to do in the lead up to the last election for the sake of a uselessly massive majority...
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The government’s spending plans are “25-27: spending increases, 27-29: paaaain” which, uh…the election is 2028-9!
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Aiui this is a regional thing too. Give people in London cheaper rent and they can spend more money on Warhammer made in Nottingham, and also on divorce lawyers
UK’s problem is that we don’t have enough disposable income, which you can fix by things getting cheaper or by people earning more money, and also either one of those things makes the other easier.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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A source close to the PM responded that he was personally committed to ending small boat crossings, because "there's nothing progressive about progressive supranuclear palsy"
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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"my mother died in labour, turning blue in the process, and you want to help elect a Blue Labour government?!?!"
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM