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@captainmeg.bsky.social
Trying this out. Likes teams in red. Mostly Arsenal, low brow television and Simpsons memes.
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One of the bleakest things about living in the UK right now is that the country is full of people who, if their community is given something nice, will just destroy it for no reason. I really don’t know how you fix that.
Christmas tree chopped down hours after lights switch on
Christmas tree chopped down hours after lights switch on
A Christmas tree that has brought festive cheer to a village for more than a decade has been cut down just hours after its lights were switched on.
news.sky.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
One of the bleakest things about living in the UK right now is that the country is full of people who, if their community is given something nice, will just destroy it for no reason. I really don’t know how you fix that.
Love my friends, love darts, love being at the darts with my friends.
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Love my friends, love darts, love being at the darts with my friends.
Merry Footballdartsmas to those who celebrate. (Me)
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Merry Footballdartsmas to those who celebrate. (Me)
In my job, I often say to people “what do you want to do with this data?”. Maybe Little Waitrose on Highbury Corner could consider this when asking me for my review of an own-brand bottle of water that I bought last week.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
In my job, I often say to people “what do you want to do with this data?”. Maybe Little Waitrose on Highbury Corner could consider this when asking me for my review of an own-brand bottle of water that I bought last week.
Refereeing in the women’s game is in the dirt because how did the referee not call that extremely obvious foul on Smith?
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Refereeing in the women’s game is in the dirt because how did the referee not call that extremely obvious foul on Smith?
One of the best children’s books I read my toddler is called “You’re called what?” and is a series of animals like the Tasselled Wobbegong trying to change their names at the Ministry of Funny Names.
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
One of the best children’s books I read my toddler is called “You’re called what?” and is a series of animals like the Tasselled Wobbegong trying to change their names at the Ministry of Funny Names.
Fuck Chelsea and specifically fuck that WSL twitter graphic about how many games they’ve gone unbeaten. NOT ANYMORE.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Fuck Chelsea and specifically fuck that WSL twitter graphic about how many games they’ve gone unbeaten. NOT ANYMORE.
Just collapsed to the ground on the concourse. I hate Villa!
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just collapsed to the ground on the concourse. I hate Villa!
Begging for the WSL and the Premier League to have one (1) conversation about not overlapping the men and women’s teams.
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Begging for the WSL and the Premier League to have one (1) conversation about not overlapping the men and women’s teams.
Dragging my sciatica riddled body to the Emirates. One clubbing so hard, like many of our players, my knee is also non-functioning.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Dragging my sciatica riddled body to the Emirates. One clubbing so hard, like many of our players, my knee is also non-functioning.
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I’m watching Teletubbies with my three year old and feel I have more brain cells intact than any of you watching this draw.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m watching Teletubbies with my three year old and feel I have more brain cells intact than any of you watching this draw.
The Subway Cup draw walked so this World Cup draw could run.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Subway Cup draw walked so this World Cup draw could run.
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The last remnants of my soul out through my body.
Have they drawn anything in the World Cup draw yet
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The last remnants of my soul out through my body.
Of all the departed mid-price* chains to come back, why is it this one?
(*I think the problem was largely that it was not mid-price)
(*I think the problem was largely that it was not mid-price)
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Of all the departed mid-price* chains to come back, why is it this one?
(*I think the problem was largely that it was not mid-price)
(*I think the problem was largely that it was not mid-price)
God the worst thing about this stupid discourse on whether you should be able to use loyalty points on formula is the incredibly tedious amount of breastfeeding zealots coming out of the woodwork.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
God the worst thing about this stupid discourse on whether you should be able to use loyalty points on formula is the incredibly tedious amount of breastfeeding zealots coming out of the woodwork.
I love Goal Machine Mikel Merino™️
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I love Goal Machine Mikel Merino™️
The fact it’s going to end 5-4 is so annoying.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The fact it’s going to end 5-4 is so annoying.
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My extremely simple heuristic for the current political system is that until you can go food shopping and think prices haven’t increased / things aren’t expensive etc don’t expect any material political continuity.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My extremely simple heuristic for the current political system is that until you can go food shopping and think prices haven’t increased / things aren’t expensive etc don’t expect any material political continuity.
Don’t just relegate Fulham, liquidate them.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Don’t just relegate Fulham, liquidate them.
ESR, you will always be a star to me 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ESR, you will always be a star to me 🥰
Emile if you had buried that…
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Emile if you had buried that…
What branch of mental illness is it classed as to hope that Fulham might get a result here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What branch of mental illness is it classed as to hope that Fulham might get a result here?
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evergreen, i fear
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
evergreen, i fear