V For Viennetta
@joebaldwin.me.uk
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Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
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joebaldwin.me.uk
“We have four weeks paid vacation a year plus weekends off to wind you up.”
joebaldwin.me.uk
It’s not like you even need to do much for the first bit. Just have a life experience not identical to that of someone who lives in the US and they’ll arrive to berate you.
joebaldwin.me.uk
Partner’s been away for all but two days of the past two and a bit a eeks and isn’t back for a while yet. Shit sucks lads
joebaldwin.me.uk
This song I'm fighting all these god-botherers to get to better be the greatest song ever. It better be like Prince covering God Only Knows with Pink Floyd
joebaldwin.me.uk
Going to act like this ESB has given me superpowers which will let me finally beat that four million wave mini-boss fight in the High Halls
joebaldwin.me.uk
OK I've got some HSB now, you were right this is absolutely banging
joebaldwin.me.uk
Game of Thrones would have had a better ending if it had ended with John Waters arriving to tell everyone that all the characters were robots from the future and then read out spoilers for other media properties
joebaldwin.me.uk
After the ending Game of Thrones had, I don’t want to see anyone in Game of Thrones
joebaldwin.me.uk
Depressingly, that feels like the *optimistic* outcome.
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currentaffairs.bsky.social
Nick Fuentes is a psychotic fascist who openly admires Hitler, denies the Holocaust, and says that rape is "so not a big deal." But you'd never know any of that by reading this simpering GQ profile, which treats him as a kind of edgy internet curiosity rather than a deranged Nazi.
joebaldwin.me.uk
Should’ve heard her do Nicki’s verse on Monster
joebaldwin.me.uk
It’s just not the same when Charles does it
marlo.ooo
so since i have many things wrong with me i got a sora invite and i am simply perusing the slop. there’s a lot of videos of queen elizabeth ii rapping and/or farting???
joebaldwin.me.uk
I mean, we’ve narrowed it down to half of Bluesky’s UK users so that’s a start
joebaldwin.me.uk
Your mum also has a lot of substitutes (other people’s mums)
joebaldwin.me.uk
Your mum has no nutritional value but I’m not giving her up either. Go away
theatlantic.com
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
bit.ly
joebaldwin.me.uk
Based on this image, maybe Bluesky is a demonstration of why Mastodon *shouldn’t* have quote posts
jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
joebaldwin.me.uk
Coming around to the idea that “Mods should be inscrutable, faceless and completely unanswerable to anyone for their decisions” is just about the only way things can feasibly work when you’re dealing with 20million users at once
joebaldwin.me.uk
Technically if it's a book it's a spine rather than a hinge
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dov.bsky.social
lines finished bluesky the game we can go home
lines.snail.skin
Yes we're essentially discussing someone's lies online.
joebaldwin.me.uk
This research, which is fascinating in general, contains the generally very funny stat that 13-17 year old boys are more positive in aggregate about women than women. yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
Young men, masculinity and misogyny | YouGov
A major new YouGov survey questions the extent to which the attitudes of young men towards women are different to their elders
yougov.co.uk
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drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Could be worse: these days 5ive look like they spend their weekends shouting at hotels.
joebaldwin.me.uk
High Halls? More like My Balls