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@joebaldwin.me.uk
Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
I hate this dumb shit style of argumentation. You throw out a stupid idea and then if someone just is like “uh what” they tell you it’s your job to prove them wrong. No, it’s your job to prove your own mental ideas right.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I hate this dumb shit style of argumentation. You throw out a stupid idea and then if someone just is like “uh what” they tell you it’s your job to prove them wrong. No, it’s your job to prove your own mental ideas right.
Reaching maximum productivity
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reaching maximum productivity
I don’t think Home Bargains knows who the Grinch is if they think “Christmas food prepared by the Grinch” is something someone should want
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don’t think Home Bargains knows who the Grinch is if they think “Christmas food prepared by the Grinch” is something someone should want
Me, watching a video about the next cruise ship I'm booked on: ha ha, they do karaoke, that could be fun to watch! Hey wait, what are those lyrics, wait, no, nono, NONONONO
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me, watching a video about the next cruise ship I'm booked on: ha ha, they do karaoke, that could be fun to watch! Hey wait, what are those lyrics, wait, no, nono, NONONONO
Also this BA check in terminal which is running un-activated Windows.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Also this BA check in terminal which is running un-activated Windows.
I enjoy this branch of Schuh in Norwich, which has been showing a Linux system boot looping for at least a month.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I enjoy this branch of Schuh in Norwich, which has been showing a Linux system boot looping for at least a month.
Been to a museum to look at planes, trains and automobiles
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Been to a museum to look at planes, trains and automobiles
Unfortunately they also read this one
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Unfortunately they also read this one
Your argument is invalid I’m on a boat that’s slowly rising in a lock
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Your argument is invalid I’m on a boat that’s slowly rising in a lock
Honestly - do it. It’s been great. Cruises in general are great. We have one in Feb with TUI also and looking forward to it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Honestly - do it. It’s been great. Cruises in general are great. We have one in Feb with TUI also and looking forward to it.
Look at this exposed “Dirty Area ;)”
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Look at this exposed “Dirty Area ;)”
Me reading your posts
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Me reading your posts
I mean trying to agglomerate all of those people into the same whole despite them all being vastly different is incredibly stupid. Not even in the sense of trying to draw a parallel between Corbyn and Trump, 2015 UKIP and Trump are more dissimilar than they are similar
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I mean trying to agglomerate all of those people into the same whole despite them all being vastly different is incredibly stupid. Not even in the sense of trying to draw a parallel between Corbyn and Trump, 2015 UKIP and Trump are more dissimilar than they are similar
Just won a fridge magnet by playing an ersatz Pointless. Would you believe 100% of people couldn’t name A Flock Of Seagulls on sight? Once seen never forgotten, I thought.
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just won a fridge magnet by playing an ersatz Pointless. Would you believe 100% of people couldn’t name A Flock Of Seagulls on sight? Once seen never forgotten, I thought.
Someone has put the worms from the game Worms on a bridge in Worms
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Someone has put the worms from the game Worms on a bridge in Worms
My Lidl Plus is now German
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
My Lidl Plus is now German
Good morning from Silent Hill
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Good morning from Silent Hill
There’s also a fat pigeon
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
There’s also a fat pigeon
Seen the van that delivers your posts
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Seen the van that delivers your posts
Slept fine on boat and now in Koblenz, which is twinned with Norwich, for an additional bit of relevance
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Slept fine on boat and now in Koblenz, which is twinned with Norwich, for an additional bit of relevance
Bored as balls so I have a Long Island iced tea. This can only end well
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Bored as balls so I have a Long Island iced tea. This can only end well
We have arrived and are waiting for a coach transfer. Border control in Frankfurt wasn’t the quickest, he says after spending half the queue looking at the “EU citizens only” automated points with a mixture of sadness and anger
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
We have arrived and are waiting for a coach transfer. Border control in Frankfurt wasn’t the quickest, he says after spending half the queue looking at the “EU citizens only” automated points with a mixture of sadness and anger
