Once again, no. Proving your own propositions right is your job. It is not my job to prove them wrong. Especially when they are prima facie completely mental.

No I tell you what, you defend *your* proposition. Explain why throwing money at bookies in return for a tiny chance of winning a jackpot is better than literally anything else

It's OK, I've found a special natural herbal remedy for my terrible mood. Specifically, hemlock.

The “I didn’t!!”’s two exclamation marks imply he did and is lying about it, which is all you’d expect from him. Lies.

I am in a really great mood, thanks for asking.

Hate Cliff. Hate Mistletoe and Wine. Want him yelling in a Shell garage with a massive biscuit wedged up him. Least he could do to atone for that Millennium Prayer shite the Whitehouse-loving turbo-prick.

Nah this joke doesn’t work. Wes Streeting wouldn’t be cool enough to like Kraftwerk

Innit. It’s proper “substitute for a personality” type shit. Same as “is Die Hard a Christmas film”, the least interesting debate in the world.

I'm going to say "the Duolingo owl"

It was weird being away from desktop Linux for about ten years and coming back and discovering that Fedora was hot shit now. Like what the hell how did that happen

This doesn't make capitalism the best we could possibly have it!

The problem is people are so used to socialism as a utopian pitch for freedom from contemporary wants that Hypothetical Utopia Socialism is compared to Extant Having to Administer Getting People To Do Necessary Jobs Capitalism.

I hear you're a Tory now, Jonn

Noel just IS a half filled plastic tub of sadness at this point.

Screaming “Save YOUR Christmas from Reeves’ CHOCOLATE TAX RAID etc etc etc” like a Daily Mail headline

They had piles of them in Norwich M&S, thankfully, but also what I hope happens to people who scalp *chocolate at Christmas time* is a breach of Bluesky's terms of service for me to wish on them.